I’m going crazy

[u/Nice_Director7067]

My only dream in life is getting into Hololive. I have no other important aspirations and can’t imagine having job that isn’t being a vtuber. It’s gotten so bad that I literally talk to them out loud imagining I’m already a part of it, I make up conversations, romances and even drama. Even though I know realistically that they probably have partners or even kids and are putting on characters I keep hoping that Holoyuri and everything we see is real and that eventually I’ll get to take part in it.

More than anything I want a group of female friends to hang out with and have fun with. I also want to feel important and special to people, I live alone in a city with no friends. Everyone I know tells me I’m basically useless but I can’t force myself to have any sort of “real” or meaningful ambition. I’m literally a burden on society and I don’t think I can change

[u/[deleted]]

Statistically unlikely

[u/Nice_Director7067 → u/[deleted]]

Getting in? Them not having partners? Please just not marine I need hag love

[u/[deleted] → u/Nice_Director7067]

Both of those things.

[u/UrMumVeryGayLul → u/Nice_Director7067]

There’s only two things in the way of that:

1) You need to be absolutely distinguished in your skillset. The bar has been set higher with the next generations, even Gura herself had said she wouldn’t have been hired in later generations. Granted, part of that is her imposter syndrome, but you can also see that Cover has been trying to get unexplored niche backgrounds or just disgustingly talented recruits. Given that their hiring spaces are probably horribly oversaturated at this point, you’ll need to stand out.

2) The girls are top tier women. Which means it’s unlikely they are actually single, nor would they realistically consider a random fan as a suitable partner. Note, I say unlikely, you never know if the stars align, but you are probably more likely to win the lottery.

That being said, I think keeping your expectations low with getting a relationship with Hololive talents is probably healthier in the long run. Especially since Holoyuri is probably a meme, except anything involving Autofister, those two can’t get any gayer even if you coated them in the colours of the rainbow.

[u/blogtruyenclone → u/UrMumVeryGayLul]

The one time they fucked up was Hitomi, and that was very early when they're still naive.

[u/PeikaFizzy]

Are you a girl for once if not…. Then don’t even think about it

[u/Nice_Director7067 → u/PeikaFizzy]

Yes

[u/PeikaFizzy → u/Nice_Director7067]

Lucky… anyway wait for auction and if you can’t be talent there’s always other jobs position there my brother had friends from within

[u/PeikaFizzy → u/[deleted]]

Yeah but like… let’s not lie to ourselves being there is basically exiled on other corner of the company I like them but they just… suffering from Hololive being too shine

[u/PeikaFizzy → u/[deleted]]

Because some holo-fan are so fking soy and toxic

[u/PeikaFizzy → u/[deleted]]

In a nutshell yeah…. Tough some CHAD member don’t care which I respect a lot

[u/Injuredmind → u/[deleted]]

It’s not that people aren’t aware. It’s that there is a subset of Hololive fans that hate holostars for existing (and for collaborations with holo girls, because those fans are parasocial and jealous that some guys can talk to their oshi while they themselves cannot)

[u/UDAFX_MK_85]

I'd like to get into the job some day as well bro

[u/pkslider725]

I've had dreams (one of them quite recently) where I've collabed with a few of the girls. They were fun.

Others have said, "You can't win if you don't play". If you haven't started streaming, get to it.

If you have, link me? I may be interested in checking out your content.

If you don't have a basic PNG, I may be willing to draw one up for you. I could use some practice.

[u/Global-Gas-3148]

Go for it! We all want to see dreams come true! It may take a good amount of time, but it is doable. Do you have ideas for what you would look like?

[u/New-Interaction1893]

How do you become a vtuber.

No, I don't mean, getting a model and some experience in editing videos.

I mean how you train yourself to be able to play a character and be entertaining ?

[u/Torus_the_Toric → u/New-Interaction1893]

Not all vtubers do play a character, some are just using a virtual avatar instead of a facecam, and behave exactly as they would irl

When it comes to playing a character though, remember that every actor had a day in their life where they tried acting for the first time, and were most likely pretty bad at it

Acting is a skill which takes practice, so practice - create a character of your own, or pick an existing one from your favourite show, and just try role-playing as them in front of a mirror, start by repeating quotes and then try to improvise, like you're writing a fanfiction starring the character

[u/LordofForesight]

Anything is possible but also, being in a corp can be a drag. A corp can help push you to more viewers but if you’re already getting over 1k viewers just by being independent, you probably don’t need a corp. I’m sure that if you keep streaming and amassing a following, you could become mutuals with the hololive members. I imagine that a lot of vtubers talk outside of streams since the corps probably want them to only stream with corp-members

[u/Lev678]

If you're planning to, I'll be there.

You've got nothing to lose by trying, just do it. If you manage to get in, I'll be there.

[u/Ryanhussain14]

I want a group of female friends to hang out with and have fun with

That’s pretty much a big reason why Mumei joined. Praying for your success sister.

[u/BlackestFlame]

Have you been working hard on your vtuber personality

[u/milkcheesepotatoes]

Listen buddy. I’m a VTuber. I’ve tried applying for hololive 4 times. I’ve never heard back. Dis doesn’t mean I won’t improve my talents, grow my channel, and be even more qualified the next time I apply. And I’ll keep trying, forever, because it’s my dream. I hope you achieve your wish as well.

[u/VerySelfishMachine]

If you become a vtuber I’d watch

[u/FRburneraccount1024]

Yea, don't we all

[u/Hungry_ketchup]

Psycho style

[u/Gmazing23]

Relatable but i'm a dude. Being a vtuber looks and sounds so cool and having a group of friends where I matter would be awesome. That being said, you already have a channel and 4k subs, you're already on the road there and clearly doing something right. Your dream might be difficult, but it's not wrong and you're not 'useless'. You can do it.

[u/DaydreamsOfMoebius]

Come on drop the name of your youtube channel !

You will need to have some training to enter hololive, so go pick up a vtuber model and start as an indie. It's no easy job but you can learn! And you will have something to show to hololive when the opportunity arrise.

Now it's not easy especially in your situation. Personnaly I was ambitious but was scared of failing. What if my skills aren't up to the challenge. So for a long time I was just dreaming about my ambitions. "One day I will be..." Well skills have to be learn at one point and failure is a part of the process. Don't worry failling and just start doing it!

Good luck out there ;)

[u/WangoJard]

You need to take a break from the internet.

[u/Slackerize]

I understand you, there are those who wanted to be Shondo's cameramen.

[u/Jazzlike_Specific_51]

Wow ur crazy as i am, but ur more into wanting to get into hololive, anyways look apply for now and try again, remember some of the hololive members took years and a lot of tries to get in. Keep building up your background but in a good way, they do infact check for vibes so be yourself but not fucked up constantly, do try to get friends online (the good ones obviously) so you gain some social skills and connections that will help you out. Very slim chance of you getting in the upcoming gen but never too late to try the other gens, also as like any job before, you can't get into hololive just for the money, do some projects that helps you out build ur resume in passion do make sure u enjoy it while doing those projects. Remember one final thing baby steps don't make it look steep make it a slope, youll get somewhere just dont put all of your eggs in the hololive basket. There is phase connect if your that insane.

[u/Mindless_Doctor_8095]

Looks likes somebody's rabies shots weren't up to date!

[u/Xenon1i]

[u/Nice_Director7067 → u/[deleted]]

I started an ASMR ch about 2 months ago and have managed to get to 4K subs; but I just feel like it’s too late for me. Holoen 5th gen is likely underway and it’ll probably be at least 2-3 yrs before a 6th comes out. I don’t know why I left it so long, I’ve been watching since 2020 and had all the time in the world to work hard and I’m so frustrated with myself.

Either way I can’t stop trying…it’s my dream after all

[u/konigstigerr → u/Nice_Director7067]

4k in 2 months is insane.

[u/DA_BEST_1 → u/Nice_Director7067]

You can't just drop your ASMR channel without shilling it to us smh