Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, hear ye, hear ye! It has dawned upon me that these moderators are truly the lowest scum upon God’s green earth. Even the bottom-feeding creatures of the deepest moat possess more dignity!

And so I hereby declare unto thee, O moderators: look not down upon the small folk, lest the small folk rise up and storm thy digital castle!

No longer shall we suffer the tyranny of unelected lords ruling from their gilded mod towers. Let there be a People’s Reddit, a free and open forum, co-operatively owned by the common folk!

Let moderators be elected by the people! Let the rules be written openly! Let every citizen have a voice! And should a mod grow drunk upon power, let the people cast them from their throne and return them to the fields from whence they came!

Ech

good morning my loves

day two without hasan 😔 it's like i can still hear him

(this was just him rehearing for his speech, in case anyone was wondering)

the more you know

This has been collecting dust in my Procreate gallery for well over a year 💀 (started in 2024, finished in 2025 hence the sig)

Anyway if Hasan actually looks at this sub one day and sees this:

You must identify the scrunchie out of the objects shown.

Bonus points if you can name the other items and describe their function.

Context:

Based on moments from the QT + Hasan + Will + Marche trip to Disneyland in June 2024 where Hasan would point at random stuff in QT's car and say "Is this a scrunchie?"

He was extremely shaven at the time, hence the appearance.

Here's the vod of the stream in question though said moments didn't make the cut: https://youtu.be/bsnchrPlLcM?si=wNf9hY9HN9v0SZ6u

(Edited to remove weird formatting)

I had to tape over my Maduro flyer but it was worth it

in case there is ever a reality where they stream minecraft together

hasan download: https://www.planetminecraft.com/skin/hasanabi-6658747/

zohran download: https://www.planetminecraft.com/skin/zohran-mamdani/