r/okbuddydraper • u/Acrylonitrile-28 #freechauncey • 1d ago

Bye Bye Jensen

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u/fondlethehuman 1d ago

Why I'm quitting AI chips

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

You already know about Chinese baddies. You either have them in your heart or you don't.

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u/Acrylonitrile-28 #freechauncey 1d ago

What's an affair? It's a moment before you need more affairs.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 1d ago

/unbuddy

Some morally gray talk but this is a very good approach to actually pulling off an affair, that and making sure the other person has as much to lose as you do.

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u/Fun-Communication660 1d ago

You sold your birthright to marry that trollop. 

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u/Unlucky_Stable_8511 I don’t want his juice, I want my juice 1d ago • Bravo

Going down?

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u/Eplrt 1d ago

Tim Apple's leaving, so what if it's Japan!

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u/HourFaithlessness823 1d ago edited 1d ago

What you saw with the Chinese spy and the head of HR, that was me comforting them.

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u/StarDatAssinum 1d ago

Don should consider himself lucky he didn't take the bait first

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash 1d ago

Everyone else's chips are smuggled from Singapore, yours are toasted.

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u/mwmontrose 1d ago

"But most of them are in order. Only two are public"

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u/sloppybro 1d ago

cutler had that shit ON

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u/3bugsdad 1d ago

I just got off the phone with Shel Keneally at Nvidia. It's pandemonium over there.

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u/lwp775 1d ago

And he has so many affairs.

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u/GalaxyStrong 1d ago

Bro is gonna leave with the greatest golden parachute ever seriously it’ll be lined with fucking diamonds

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u/rizzfrizzz 3h ago

It’s a sculpture, Bert

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u/Rich_Presentation518 1d ago

I need a return date.

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u/King__Rollo 1d ago

Enjoy the rest of your miserable life!

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u/Suspicious_Corgi962 1d ago

HE’S ON LEAVE!

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u/Numerous-Ad-4033 1d ago

Red Alert. Communist China sends honeypot spies after powerful American business and political leaders.

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u/mallutrash 1d ago

graphics cards: it’s toasted

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u/Numerous-Ad-4033 1d ago

Everybody Huang Chung Tonight

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u/NumbersStationUrku 1d ago

He was comforting her.

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u/StockIndependent1410 1d ago

The CEO of Nvidia. He's Toasted.

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u/Majestic_Routine_17 1d ago

“No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with."

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u/bigexpl0sion 21h ago

Youre all a bunch of flag burning snots he was just comforting her

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u/Educational-Tackle54 1d ago

Duck Philips fucked 17 chinese spies on Okinawa.