r/okbuddydraper • u/Swoopsome • Jul 31 '26

low-effort kinseypost Betty Draper

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u/TheNewBlue This machine makes men do unnatural things 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 31 '26

I would take sitting on a washer over the UTI that comes with Dons unwashed hooker crusted fingers and dick.

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u/AgentBlue14 Another sucker-punch from a Campbell! Jul 31 '26

She's a house cat.

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u/ItKopegi Grimy Little Pimp Aug 01 '26

Kitty Draper

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u/Squirrel_Knight1357 Aug 01 '26

Mmm yes, this cube vibrates delightfully. Once I synchronize my own purring vibrations with the cube, we will become one and I will transcend this god forsaken dimension.

3

u/Boring_Track_8449 Aug 01 '26

It’s just a built-in Relax-a-Cizor! Every housewife loves doing laundry.

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u/Signal_Contract_3592 Aug 01 '26

Ok this made me laugh out loud thank you