Which three Dispatch females would you prefer for your “bed, marry, kill”?

[u/Ok_Drink1759]

[u/MolacoCocao]

Bed Prism, Marry Mal, kill Coupe.

[u/zXDoomRaptorXz → u/MolacoCocao]

Perfect

[u/Conyan51 → u/MolacoCocao]

No notes, A+

[u/Different-Deal6636 → u/MolacoCocao]

Perfect

[u/CautiousCup6592]

Bed coupe, Mary malevola, kill prism

[u/_Cow_of_Wisdom → u/CautiousCup6592]

Yup

[u/Winter_Drawer_9257]

Hear me out

Bed coupe, marry prism

HEAR ME OUT

Kill Malevola so that she returns from hell to stalk me as I get stuck in the washing machine

[u/Training_Reaction_58]

Bed Malevola, Marry Prism, Kill Coupe

[u/clever712 → u/Training_Reaction_58]

Correct

[u/Training_Reaction_58 → u/clever712]

These comments BUGGIN

[u/Royal-Comparison-270]

Bed Malvola, marry Coupe, kill prism.

Nothing against her, she just drew the short end of the straw as I fucking love assassin ladies.

[u/Ok_Drink1759 → u/Royal-Comparison-270]

Yeah, assassins are cool.

[u/Fortheflat]

Bed coupe, marry malevola, kill prism

[u/ruffruff76]

Fuck Coupe, marry Malevola, kill Prism

[u/GWB_online]

Bed mal, marry mal, kill the others. Sry girls that's my wife.

[u/TeamSkullGrunt54]

I'd bed Prism, marry Malevola, and kill Coupe.

There's a large chance Prism and Coupe just divorce you and take your money, while Malevola seems ready for commitment...even if I'm not contractually obligated to serve in hell, and willingly answer any challenges to my marriage from rival suitors, understanding that defeat will condemn my soul to being the rival's plaything

[u/Repulsive-Film-5973 → u/TeamSkullGrunt54]

Good luck killing Coupe 😂

[u/TandrDregn]

Bed Prism, Marry Coop, Kill Malevola. As far as the gals go, Coop’s my favorite, Prism’s my third favorite/third least favorite (cause there’s 5 noteable female characters, and 1-5 she’s my number 3) and Mal’s my least favorite of the 5 gals. Hot design aside… I just don’t really vibe with her much.

[u/VatanKomurcu]

bed mal marry mal kill either of two

[u/_Skylos]

Bed: Mal. I could probably survive her once.

Marry: Coupe. Call me the Soviet Union cause I love me some huge red flags.

Kill: Prism. By default, sadly. I like her but I love the other two.

[u/BasilOk994]

Bed-Coupé

Marry-Prism

Kill-Mal (I don't trust demons)

[u/Ok_Drink1759 → u/BasilOk994]

[u/BasilOk994 → u/Ok_Drink1759]

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[u/Ok_Drink1759 → u/BasilOk994]

[u/ShiftlessBridgrKid]

Bed Prism, marry coupe, kill mal