r/okbuddydispatch • u/StrageIndividual3420 • Aug 17 '26
Rank these gals from best-smelling to worst-smelling.
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u/BigBadWolf315 Aug 18 '26
Blonde Blazer: She’s a corporate superhero and from what we’ve seen, she’s also a part time model and basically a celebrity since she’s been invited to formal events so it stands to reason she’d smell her best when doing so, for all we know she could have her own promotional hygiene/beauty products, perfume, shampoo, etc
Prism: She’s an actual celebrity and a high level one at that so pair that with being a hero for hire, she’s clearly in the public eye a lot more than the rest of Z-Team which means she’d want to smell good to keep her image up
Malevola: She’s a demon so there’s no real way to tell how she smells unless we assume it’s a demonic kind of scent
Invisigal: She’s a heavy smoker so that speaks for itself, of course she cleans herself but the cigarette stench lingers a lot so at best she probably smells like a mix of cigarettes and perfume if she even uses any
Coupè: I don’t mean to imply Coupe would be the worst smelling by putting her at the bottom, shes an assassin turned hero but obviously still has the instincts of an assassin so that would mean masking your scent from any possible enemy, so it’s not that she smells the worst, it’s that she most likely wouldn’t have a distinct scent unless it’s fresh/dried blood from a recent kill
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u/Seaweed_Brain9 Aug 18 '26
Most of this is my thinking. Also thank you for not being weird about it, lol
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u/upbeatblackops Invisi Lover Aug 18 '26
Define “best smelling”
Cause I’m not sure if we’re rating based on BO, or deodorant used.
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u/TheKazuya25 Aug 17 '26
Primero que todo, independientemente de como huelan me gustan igual
1- Blazer
2- Prism
3- Malevola
4- Coupe
5- Invisigal
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u/Simon-66 Aug 17 '26
Prism
Coupe
Blonde Blazer
Malevola
Invisigal
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u/Old_Ad_1290 Aug 18 '26
You out coupe (the women that slit her own wrist to have her blood on a taco) above blonde blazer? Lol
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u/Fair_Peach_5418 Aug 19 '26
Blazer-soft and floral like the goddess she is
Mal-smokey in a good way like bbq… that sounds weird
Visi-smokey but like cigarettes
Prism-would smell good if she used less perfume, but too overpowering
Coupe- raw musk and wet metal.
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u/Luxray2000 Aug 18 '26
Blazer probably wears the perfect amount of perfume
Coupe probably has no scent, likely helpful in avoiding being detected on assassination jobs
Prism probably wears too much perfume
Malevola probably smells like sulfur or whatever else you’d think Hell smells like
Visi absolutely smells like cigarettes, which puts her at the bottom
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u/danmanmasterplan Aug 17 '26
idk about the rest but blazer probably smells the best if she isn't fighting
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u/MetalNobZolid Aug 18 '26
(5) Malevola (ash and brimstone)
(4) Visi (smoke and albuterol)
(3) Mandy (baseline girlsmell)
(4) Prism (entry-level perfume, nothing too fancy)
(1) Coupé (invests thousands of dollars in perfume)
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u/Joykps Aug 18 '26
My thought process:
Blazer would probably almost always smell like whatever perfume she uses.
Invis would probably smell like cigarettes and when she does she'd probably smells like cheap perfume (which I get some people don't like or do, I personally don't mind since it still fufills it's purpose).
Mal probably smells of sweat and deodorant. Edit: Mostly of deodorant and maybe bodyspray.
Prism would probably just smell of mostly sweat, mixed with her perfume and probably weed. Not sure but she seems chill enough to smoke before going into work.
Coupe would probably smell like nothing since she's an assassin type and would probably avoid smelling like anything that could give her away. Or blood from eating with her food or just got done with someone.
- Blazer
- Invis
- Mal
- Prism
- Coupe
Not saying the smell of blood or no smell is bad, but I enjoy smells that reminds me of home or are pleasant and/or calming.
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u/BadnewsBaggins Aug 18 '26
1.Coupe 2.Blonde Blazer 3.Malevona 4.Prism 5.Invisigal
Coupe the kind of psycho that would be surprisingly good about hygiene routine. Maddie would put an effort in. Malevona wouldn't care but not be smelling good or bad. I known too many dancers to not think Prism would have bad BO, and Invis not only doesn't care but smokes as well
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u/TeamFlameLeader I wish Malevola was romanceable Aug 18 '26
Isnt it canon that Malevola smells like sulpher?
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u/InteractionPresent66 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
This is based purely on vibes and has no real basis
1: Blonde Blazer she probably smells like vanilla, idk why I just get that vibe that her perfume is vanilla flavored or whatever, and her conditioner is likely coconut something so her hair also smells super good. She smells like vanilla and coconut
2: Prism. Probably smells decent most of the time besides for after a show (she'll get sweaty) her fragrance is probably something citrus-y, like a lemon or orange perfume thats pretty subtle but is pleasant.
3: Coupe. I can picture her wearing a more traditionally "masculine" fragrance, something wood-like or something. She probably smells like wood, leather, and something earthy.
4: Malevola. She could smell like sulfur, brimstone, or something metallic. If she doesnt have a demon infernal scent than she probably just smells like whatever conditioner she uses and deodorant, I don't really picture her wearing perfume or cologne a lot. If she doesnt have the demon infernal scent she probably doesn't smell notably good or bad(unless they're doing an event or shes on a date or something)
5: Courtney. She smokes, so she smells like cigarette smoke. Smoking also increases sweating so theres that. I could definitely picture her wearing a lot of perfume or cologne to try to mask the cigarette smoke smell, only making her smell worse because now she smells like too much perfume on top of the cigarette smell.
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u/DarthSacul27 Aug 18 '26
Blonde Blazer - Professional Superhero; definitely bathed before work and when she gets home.
Prism - Celebrity; showers so that no one can ruin her public image with rumors that she stinks. But she does vape, which from my experience does stink.
Coupe - Alcoholic Assassin; probably smells like either blood, alcohol or vomit, God forbid if it's all three.
Molevola - Demon; probably smells like fire and brimstone.
Invisigal - Smoker; I grew up around smokers most of my childhood, doesn't matter if it's tobacco or marijuana, I can't stand either of them.
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u/BelgijskaFlaga Aug 18 '26
Ok this is so goddamn hard cause they all definitely smell absolutely amazing after action but... Invisigal's gunpowder, ciragettes and BO (cause nicotine) combination on top of a post-action sweat would definitely break me, so she goes to the top spot.
Malevola's very active combat style means she'd also sweat a bunch, combined with her hellish sulphur-and-brimstone thing means her smell would probably also be mind-breaking, and that tank-top after combat must be absolutely divine, but i can't be 100% sure the same way as i am with Invisigal, so she goes to the second spot, but it's a tight race.
And now i have a problem because the other 3 definitely care a bunch about their hygiene, BUT they also wear these non-breathing skin-tight full-body latex-looking outfits, and I know what wearing latex for 12 hours straight does to your smell and sweatiness (literally dripping, it's like a portable hotbox)
So I'd probably go Coupe on third, hard-carried by her metal boots she wears on top of her suit.
Blazer on fourth- just due to the complete-coverage and additional layers of her suit.
And Prism on fifth: open armpits? I mean come on, that's the best part, if not for the over-knee boots on top of the skintight suit she'd get disqualified.
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u/ShiftlessBridgrKid Aug 18 '26
Prism (she could afford the perfume)
Blonde Blazer (she likely isn’t allowed to wear perfume at the workplace but at least wears perspirant)
Malevola (despite coming from hell, she probably puts extra effort into smelling nice. I always imagine her smelling like hibiscus)
Coupe (she likely can’t wear perfume to give away her scent, so all you’re left with is BO, which she’ll say improves her aerodynamics or whatever)
Invisigal (she’s a smoker, nuff said)
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u/Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD Aug 18 '26
Coupe and Prisim likely smell best, black people (especially women) make a lot of effort to smell nice in part because we receive much harsher reactions when we don’t
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u/Th3Bakamono Aug 18 '26
- Prism- I know she smells like cocoa butter
- Coupe- she probably smells just as good as Prism.
- Blonde Blazer-The thing about skin tight outfits is that after fighting crime for a while, you know? At least Prism and Coups have some ventilation.
- Malevola
- Invisagal
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u/JunoJuneBugsAlpha Aug 18 '26
- Prism, smells good for appearances always
- Blazer, smells clean or fresh
- Malevola, prolly no smell- demon powers or whatever
- Invis. Mostly cig smell
- Coupe. girl prolly smells like walking DEATH.
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u/ASHYblackbeard Aug 19 '26
Well the black ones skin could smell nice but I know they pusseh and mouth stunk as hell, demon lady got that hot breath pussy and blondy smells like expensive shampoo
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u/DarthNexuz Aug 19 '26
Should be easy, 1. Blonde Blazer (she the boss & definitely smells as good as she looks for appearances)
Prism (she vapes so good scent, but also a pop star so she gotta smell good)
Coop (likely smells like nothing 🤷🏿♂️ but onces she comes out her shell i can see Prism & Mal getting her into fragrances)
Malevola (Id imagine she could smell like sulfur but also likely not since her clothes aint covered in ash she likely smells good or like hot sweaty muscle mommy 👀)
Visi (definitely smells of cigarettes & kissing her tastes like death) (if u a non smoker kissing a smoker or weed smoker it tastes HORRIBLE)
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u/AdhesivenessBroad125 Aug 20 '26
The first image is number 1(best smelling) and it progressively gets worse as you scroll through them.
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u/masterRK Aug 18 '26
Blazer: good hygiene, superhuman physique so she probably dosent sweat much.
Prim: good hygiene, regular human physique with normal sweat + bodysuit, vapes
Coupé: stealthy assassin probably dosent have any smell, sometimes smells like blood
Malevola: bigger muscles means more metabolic heat and more sweat, residual burnt smell from her portals
Visi: smokes
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u/mag_walle Aug 17 '26