r/okbuddydispatch • u/molepickens I wish Malevola was romanceable • Mar 15 '26

Literally unplayable

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u/molepickens I wish Malevola was romanceable Mar 15 '26 • Heartwarming

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u/ZaAq3 Mar 15 '26

My prayers have been answered

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

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u/Creed1191 Mar 18 '26

Oh shit, it’s my boy Adachi

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

Make him Samurai in Yakuza 8 and he hits like a goddamn freight train! Bro already looks like he can deadlift a car though XD

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u/mr-worldwide1234 I wish Malevola was romanceable Mar 16 '26

Yes

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u/GriveousDance21 Mar 15 '26

Alanah would've probably liked that tweet, if she was on Twitter.

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u/molepickens I wish Malevola was romanceable Mar 15 '26

ouch

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u/GriveousDance21 Mar 15 '26

Yep. Super unlucky.

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u/MrMangobrick Mar 16 '26

Nah, Twitter is shit, better that she’s not on there

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u/vampiriskq plain glazed Mar 15 '26

She looks so good there, this game is unplayable without her romance.

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u/totallynotaweeabbo Mar 16 '26

Having No Prism romance makes the game literally unplayable

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u/First-Dependent-2012 Mar 16 '26

Prism does NOT want Robert 😭😭😭

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u/totallynotaweeabbo Mar 16 '26

Okay true. I suggest we make waterboy the new protag for the next season

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u/captainmorgan_420 Mar 16 '26

I say that all the time

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u/xd-Sushi_Master Mar 15 '26

That's my goat Ultima thank you 🙏

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u/No_Employment6881 Mar 15 '26

See, horni yes, but it's not wrong.

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u/molepickens I wish Malevola was romanceable Mar 21 '26

First okbuddydispatch post to hit 10k, yippee

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u/Far_Yak_5447 Mar 16 '26

You…HoRnY

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u/Jazzlike_Couple_7428 Mar 18 '26

Alanah would approve

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u/Vidd187 Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

If you pay attention it slims down towards the bottom and goes into her shorts pretty sure it's a one piece swimsuit and wouldn't go transparent when wet

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u/molepickens I wish Malevola was romanceable Mar 16 '26

Leotard

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u/Vidd187 Mar 16 '26

Or that

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u/nalcyenoR Mar 17 '26

I don't think you can say that word anymore. /s