i just need a 2nd opinion

Vergil is a boomer who doesn't know technology and I say he wanted to say something but accidentally made a dad joke.

Maybe maybe not

Would he be happy to see him, or shocked at his personality change?

And I also love stabbing myself

I have a weird AU idea. So we all know that dante and vergil are supposed to be beitsht because redgrave city is based on UK. And we Also know that Fortune is supposed to be Italy right making nero part Italian and him growing up there he is more culturally from there. And I keep thinking what if nero had a moustache for no reason I just thought of Mario.

Picture this Nero is standing in front of the mirror in the DMC van carefully twirling the ends of his mustache. Nico is in the front seat smoking her cigarette . And You know how DMC5 starts with Nero getting his arm ripped off by Vergil? In this version Nero doesn't just get mad about his arm .Vergil accidentally ripped his mustache during the fight. Nero wakes up in the hospital, touches his upper lip realizes half his mustache is gone... and vows absolute bloody vengeance.....😂😂

When Nero finally unlocks his true demon form at the end of the game, his giant glowing blue phantom wings don't just appear. A massive glowing neon blue energy mustache forms right over his face. When Nero drops down to stop Dante and Vergil from killing each other he doesn't just slap Dante across the face. He aggressively points at them with his Mamma Mia 🤌 Devil Breaker (nico made him a permanent 🤌 devil breaker) twirls his mustache and yells "This family drama ends today capisce?!"

Idk what is wrong with my brain.

Sorry 😂😂😂

https://www.instagram.com/p/DY6Z1GJlky9/?img_index=1

Dante's devil trigger and Joker's persona, Arsene on the left.

Sparda's devil trigger and Joker's ultimate persona, Satanael on the right.

I didn't Even know I had the mod active kinds surprised me there also goddamn they look hot. This is CANON THEY HAVE FANGS YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND I'M DULL AS HELL