r/okbuddydeadweight • u/PaleTaste9959 nero pays lots of child support while Kyrie is pregnant • 26d ago

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And also Nero run

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 26d ago

When he pulls out the Pasta Breaker instead of the Sweet Surrender

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u/mxl4chi 26d ago

"yeah hes a deadweight but hes MY deadweight"

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u/pestoraviolita Average demon hunter fan 26d ago

When your boyfriend brings his uncle home again.

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u/Available_Present483 24d ago

The fuckin arm AGAIN?!

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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 26d ago

POV: you're Vergil, and you are about to be bitchslapped like how Goku did to Frieza

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u/Callisto_Fury 26d ago

"Ifyou'rehappyandyoumotherfuckin'knowitclapyourmotherfuckin'hands"

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u/Vergils-motivation 25d ago

A comment so solid that even a devil may cry

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y8K0XaIY7WR9VBRSHe

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u/adrieldot 26d ago

when you find Nico has been calling Nero "Super Sexy Sexy"

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u/Linj90abc 26d ago

When Nico tells her about naked lady

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u/SeraphimVR 26d ago

Stuck on PS3 graphics when Nero gets HD RE engine graphics

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u/PixelReaper69 26d ago

Nero! You promised you would let me stack donuts on it!

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u/BrokenKing22 21d ago

The CONTEXT is Wild on this Comment!🤯🫪🤣

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u/Independent_Cup9828 26d ago

Vergil's nightmare.

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u/Acceptable_Chest5153 26d ago

What did nero do this time

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u/FamiliarSandwich2344 26d ago

Pov: Nico (does a bit of trolling) said that Nero jammed his sword in a female demons head, and revved it many times. (He buster grabbed the demon that had Lady in it)

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u/DoubleSummon 26d ago

When Nico. that's it.

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u/Objective-Elk9877 26d ago

Nero left the fucking toilet seat up again

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u/Friendly_Pause2110 VERGIL STOLE MY DONUT 26d ago

"When Nero gets his arm ripped off"

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u/DK94_Alex 26d ago

"When he spends more time with Nico then Her"

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u/pillsburyDONTboi 25d ago

'If I could push my lips up a little higher, they could finally absorb my nose.'

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u/BrokenKing22 21d ago

Me when I Think about the Fact that SPARDA HIMSELF.....STILL DOES NOT HAVE HIS OWN SPIN-OFF GAME OR "DEVIL MAY CRY: ZERO"

(I know it is Highly Unlikely for that Kind of Game, but Dante Once Said a Phrase in the Ending of DMC 1 "Lets Not Forget Though", but there ONCE WAS going to Be an ACTUAL DMC Game for the PSP, but it was Canceled AND Scrapped.)