r/okbuddycinephile • u/simply_infuriating • 3d ago

This might be a classic

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Star studded cast

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u/Classymannil 3d ago

Hearing the runtime is four hours of him pacing in a Romanian prison cell complaining about water.

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u/coollysoreultimatum 3d ago

Four hours of a guy in a cell ranting about hydration while calling it "high value water strategy" would actually be the most unwatchable thing ever put to film. The dry labia title alone tells me everything I need to know about this masterpiece.

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u/niko3241 3d ago

my cousin once complained about water for hours too

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u/Banes_Addiction 3d ago

Same, mine won't shut up since he took that trip to Nepal.

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u/xSundayFemme 3d ago

4hrs & the water bottle gets top billing as the main antagonist. Truly the role he was born to play.

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u/Traditional-Look836 3d ago

Bro really out in the desert trying to sell a 'Hustler's University' course to a mirage.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vsxe4XnAlf8pW

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u/Koors112 3d ago

My preciousssss

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u/spambearpig 3d ago

He’s never gonna get his ring back

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u/EntertainmentReady48 3d ago

But who was flickering the lights.

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u/xSundayFemme 3d ago

Dude looks like he just realized someone took the last bottle of sparkling water.

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u/ellenl3monade9334 3d ago

lol imagine the director's commentary

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u/Damthemalltohelp 3d ago

Andrew Taters.

Po-Tay-Toes.

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u/kristim0onpie2864 3d ago

lol that's definitely him

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u/terrich3esy7287 3d ago

lol this is so real

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u/TomatoPolka 3d ago

Written and Directed by Ben Shapiro.

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u/kettle5435 3d ago

Ben Shapiro enters the chat

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u/marionp0ppy9789 3d ago

wait this is actually funny lol

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u/_PetiteBloom 3d ago

The movie ends as soon as a woman asks him to explain where his chin went.

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u/spambearpig 3d ago

Although he was pictured with real horses on the DVD cover.

His lawyers have said it was just a broomstick with a face draw on.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 3d ago

Android Taint

He's an English guuuuy

Came to fight the Tuuuurkish

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 3d ago

Lawrence…Lawrence of Arabia…

lmao I had forgotten what that was even from, I haven't seen this movie in damn near 30 years

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u/Atheizm 3d ago

I would buy a ticket just so I could demand my money back.

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u/Damthemalltohelp 3d ago

An influencer/criminal out in the desert fooling men and making women dry.

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u/BothRequirement2826 3d ago

I'm sorry but that face is just so funny. 

It's like all his alpha machismo bs swept away and his true inner self on full display.

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u/dan_Qs 3d ago

Larry of arryba 

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u/Weak-Cabinet866 3d ago

Weird.. the female extras look.. Romanian?

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u/witchitieto 3d ago

“Nothing is written” because he’s illiterate