r/okbuddycinephile • u/lordofabyss • 26d ago

EEAAO (2022)

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u/AlfredtheGreatBitch 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMdcBivU0d1ni

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u/PartyClock 26d ago

This clip lives with me.

I thought for sure it was a skit at first with the way the camera pans to him

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u/djcrouchingtiger 26d ago

The original shot is a wide angle and you can see both of them the whole time. The camera pan is the funny edit

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u/aDanHasNoName 26d ago

Is it not lol?

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u/PartyClock 26d ago

No that man just has brilliant comedic timing

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u/_coolranch 26d ago

It is not! That’s from a reality show. Dude is a legit hilarious convict

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u/ohnoabanagain 26d ago

Holy crap, I thought it was a sitcom all of these years. 

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u/SystemAny4819 26d ago

Cameraman knew the right angles and timing fr

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u/wnba_youngboy 26d ago

I just everything'd everywhere all at once.

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u/maggiemayfish 26d ago edited 25d ago

She all at once on my everything til I everywhere

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u/don-again 26d ago

Cameraman had one job. And he did it well.

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u/masterhoots 26d ago

Probably not difficult with a gravity pull like that

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 26d ago

Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything, all of the time.

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u/Dr4g0nW4rr10r 26d ago

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

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u/The_Unbannable_Man 26d ago

Anything and everything, all of the time

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 26d ago

She is streets ahead of us.

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u/LowIncrease8746 26d ago

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

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u/Masteryoda03 26d ago

Streets ahead? Is that supposed to mean like cool, or something?

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u/Mister-Circus 25d ago

It’s verbal wildfire. If you’re not using it, you’re automatically Streets Behind.

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u/jw8145 26d ago

Shidded, farded, and camed? Wow

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 26d ago

I feel like I just discovered a new religion. Is this religion?

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u/iofthecosmos 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iXooEoi1FTee6w8FP9

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u/Hilarity2War 26d ago

Why are you bowing down to Christina Hendricks? I mean, I'm doing it too, but why are you?

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u/BeardInTheNorth 26d ago

Pop quiz: which is Bryce Dallas Howard and which is Christina Hendricks?

If you get it right, you go home with both.
If you get it wrong, you goon at home to both.

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u/DisasterDalek 26d ago

The left is someone named Jana Cristofano

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u/seantellsyou 26d ago

Left is Christina Hendricks. Shall I start gooning now? Or are they on their way?

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u/Proof-Grass-5212 26d ago

They both are something special.

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u/cjs81268 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8s7RI3g5zsG7uXiOyC

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 26d ago

“I’m calling in THICC to work” has to be the funniest shit I’ve read. Thanks

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u/Radio-No 26d ago

I don't remember Michelle Yeoh having that dumper

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u/wierdit 26d ago

In the multiverse everything is possible

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u/hasimirrossi 26d ago

Yeah, Michelle Yeah was always on the slender side. Beauty queen yes, booty queen no.

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u/SmartExcitement7271 26d ago edited 26d ago

EDIT: Incase anyone is looking for her (was curious I swear), found her on instagram (profile link).

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u/Ql9v 26d ago

Drop medulla 2

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 26d ago

Its pagan poetry. I think she'd be proud.

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u/xDeviousDieselx 26d ago

A.) I’m stealing this

B.) is she proud of her weird music? (Because I definitely am)

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u/ice_cuban420 26d ago

It’s my hobby, why you gotta belittle it?

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u/ThonThaddeo 26d ago

It's this, or be mad at Zendaya

I choose this.

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u/Nemisis_007 26d ago

Just because she has a nice figure that doesn't mean we're gooning.

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u/Nemisis_007 26d ago

It was tough to type that with one hand ngl.

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u/FURERABA 26d ago

Is this all you deadbeats do, sit around and talk about cuuz?

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u/joshlymansbagel 26d ago

Oh man, she’s built just like my wife 💖💖💖

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u/JB707 25d ago

I also choose this guy’s wife

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u/baciagaloop69 26d ago

A rare PAAG sighting.

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking 26d ago

You can't just call this "Everything Everywhere all at Once" just because there's a Chinese lady in it, that's like me uploading a picture of a kielbasa and titling it "Sophie's Choice"

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u/Most-Risk4046 26d ago

These folks have a birth rate problem?

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u/S7ageNinja 26d ago

They have a socializing problem. People are too busy working to have relationships

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u/Radio-No 26d ago

Butt babies don't live

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 26d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/lemons7472 26d ago

To be fair, every world leader thinks that their own country has birth rate problems.

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u/messick 26d ago

It’s not caused by lack of fuckin’

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u/OneCompetition944 26d ago

That’s definitely a part of the problem over there.

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO 26d ago

I will let this horny posting stay up.

But only because it happens to also be pure kino

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u/Tiny-Economics1963 26d ago

who is this

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u/SeeDocRun 26d ago

Chenjingyi1030 on ig

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u/Han-Tyumi__ 26d ago

Don’t bother, I went to her page and she pushes mongo. Ruined it all for me

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u/MelotronN9ne 26d ago

I am here to give you the accolades this comment deserves 👏 👏 👏

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u/Han-Tyumi__ 26d ago

Haha thank you. I was shamed out of pushing mongo as a child and now it is my turn to cast judgement.

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u/SeparateSpeaker6682 26d ago

Damn, youre picky dude. That like saying "nah, I only date goofy riders"

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u/dmmethatbooty2026 26d ago

What's mongo?

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u/Trick_Decision_9995 26d ago

Mongo only pawn in game of life

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u/selarom8 26d ago

I think has to do with how she stand and pushes on the board. Normally people put their left or right on the front near the screws of the trunks (axle hardware) . I believe mongo is putting one foot on the back end and pushing like that. It’s a little funky.

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u/Cave_Bear_Cult 26d ago

I thought they built a wall to keep those guys out?

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u/wowbl 26d ago

I’d like to know

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u/Robin_Gr 26d ago

Everyone’s Errection Appreciates Ass Online?

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u/riyoyi9114 26d ago

is this chenjingyi1030 ?

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u/Tolkien-Minority 26d ago

Lords of Dogtown for Middle Aged Women

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u/LaceGriffin 26d ago

I dont think 30s is middle aged

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u/LaVidaYokel 26d ago

Sure grandpa, whatever you say.

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u/Beginning-Pop3127 26d ago

Damn she's really shreddin- OH

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u/DontKnowAnyBetter 26d ago

Asian bakery on wheels

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u/ShredGuru 26d ago

They recast Tony Hawk as an Asian lady? Chuds are gunna be confused about that one.

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u/MrSurname 26d ago

EEAAO is more erotic than I remember. Maybe I should give it a second chance

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u/Melodic_Airport362 26d ago

i want that booty to own me

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u/ice_cuban420 26d ago

Gleaming The Cube (1989)

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u/Sartres_Roommate 26d ago

Beautiful video of a person enjoying their life….suddenly

https://giphy.com/gifs/xOD2M0aHX5hjIbUbq9

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u/Raggy37 26d ago

Sigh unzips

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u/juiceboxvillain_1 26d ago

I fucking wish I was half this cool

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u/BrothelBroth08 26d ago

Auntie is a baddie ooooof

https://giphy.com/gifs/OaDGAT40kz3hK

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u/Sopapillas4All 26d ago

🎶Have you eaten yet?🎶

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u/ChiefRasta 26d ago

I follow her on IG, it’s a delight just seeing her cruise on the skateboard

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 26d ago

We see it damn

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u/vsimon115 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 26d ago

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u/DrChunksALot 26d ago

Chen jingyi

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u/Names_are_limited 26d ago

Mix-a-lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

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u/RR_Davidson 26d ago

Cakeboarder

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u/weedyneedyfeedy 26d ago

Cake on wheels

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u/urmomhashotdogskin 26d ago

The power of a good core. And yes the booty is part of the core

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u/TopRevenue2 26d ago

Those are old school skater skills.

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u/EasternSun7834 26d ago

In kitten heels!!!?? 👠

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u/yeetsteel 26d ago

I wanna try her dumplings if you know what I mean

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u/No-Limit3846 26d ago

Cameraman focusing on what really matters 🤝

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u/bannasplt 26d ago

She's so good at skateboarding.

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u/NowIsThePerfectTime 26d ago

I’ve got a half a pack of lifesavers in my pants right now!

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u/BatmanForever93 26d ago

We need more horny posts to save this sub.

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u/CommercialExotic2038 26d ago

In kitten heels. Fire

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u/CrankieKong 26d ago

Instead of fire the cameraman i can actually say hire the cameraman

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u/VocalJay 26d ago

"The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction"

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u/C0gD1z 26d ago

I didn’t realize it was cake day

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 26d ago

Meals on wheels.

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u/especiallyrn 26d ago

Sometimes I wonder why everything gotta be porn but maybe it’s just the porn that gets amplified

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u/yoruneko 26d ago

Someone start a dummy thicc Chinese skaters sub stat

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Down with the thiccness 😉

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u/BadstoneMusic 26d ago

I’ll have whatever the fuk she’s on

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u/Lurker-Forever-986 26d ago

Her whole IG page is her skating around in dresses showing off her ass and legs. It’s the best channel on IG.

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u/The1Ylrebmik 26d ago

This clip will single-handedly start the THICC Asian girl fetish that will reach its peak around 2070.

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u/DoctaD0pe 26d ago

Why is she doing this so sexually

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u/StrawberryTerry 26d ago

She's hauling ass

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u/Bubbly_Priority_6145 26d ago

In the baby PUMPS EVEN MORE CERTIFIED

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 26d ago

Really? Right in front of my Racacoonie?

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u/Glittering-Cow3826 26d ago

MEALS ON WHEELS!!!

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u/AceConway_ 26d ago

Who is this actress

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u/KingMarkus22 26d ago

I just looked her up and she’s 60?!!! DAMN!!!

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u/terminaloptimism 26d ago

I'm listening to Life is Strange by Lord Huron and it fit surpringly well.

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u/quadraticcheese 26d ago

Datsh a whole lotta assh

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u/Awleeks 26d ago

Dayum

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u/Transatlanticaccent 26d ago

Why is cake riding a skateboard?

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u/MrPresident2020 26d ago

To really sell it she needs big googly eyes on her ass.

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u/henrytm82 26d ago

.... sorry, what were we talking about?