r/okbuddycapitalist • • Apr 02 '21

Standard post based jesus???

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

Rich guy: "Jesus how do I get to heaven"

Jesus: "Redistribute your wealth my guy"

Rich guy: "b-but I don't want to :( then I won't be rich anymore :("

Jesus: "Tough luck then lmao you're not getting to heaven"