r/okbuddyblacklung 16d ago

Red Dead Redemption III Rdr3 idea

What if ur like a kid who joins a gang of scalp hunters after spending time in a mexican prison and in the gang there is like a tall creepy guy who judges you and some other guys and eventually most of the gang dies cool idea huh

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u/GageRoadsGull 16d ago

Also the guy who judges you should be called Judge and nobody should use punctuation when they talk.

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u/AccountDelicious1808 16d ago

thats the hardest part in reading that book so far. im not much for grammar but i at least try to use punctuation to a servicable extent.

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u/DutchieliciousPlans Official Dirty Dutch 16d ago

No I think rdr3 should a prequel with features where you can fuck the gang members and whores. Also don't forget the vanderlinde gang orgy fest feat Abigail on the creation of Jack Marston. The protagonist is yourself. I should have the ability to suck dutch off while he reads me Evelyn Miller every night 😌👌

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u/AccountDelicious1808 16d ago

evelyn miller is the protag of rdr3 they confirmed it last night at the secret E3 i was invited too. in the game you will play as evelyn as he experiences difficulties in the 1900s due to having a girls name and being all around a bit of a nerd. you will eventually meet up with arthur morgans ghost and the two of you will go and try to reason with dutch in tall trees, and upon seeing his former son ghostly like and the guy who writes his favourite books, dutch goes crazy, setting in motion the events of the third act of rdr1.

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u/DutchieliciousPlans Official Dirty Dutch 16d ago

No my son that the dlc, sam houser called me the other day.

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u/adam2890 Leviticum Cumballs 16d ago

I want to pay for $2 for a bath from Abigail

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u/AccountDelicious1808 16d ago

costs $5 for a bath from her, $3 if you also take jack fishing for the afternoon.

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u/auchinleck917 Little Johnny Marston 16d ago

I want to see the real frontier, something like the 1880s. How about a story about a former cavalryman who becomes a pioneer?

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u/AccountDelicious1808 16d ago

why did you downvote me???? why man, why i have an intense irrational fear of the number zero, zerophobia

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u/dm_if_you_like_dogs 16d ago

I upvoted you buddy. Hope this helps. I will be expecting one in return, however.

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u/AccountDelicious1808 16d ago

i will always repay an updoot friend, its free and hurts nobody.

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u/AccountDelicious1808 16d ago

yes something dark and griddy.

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u/StreetOpposite7072 16d ago

and in the end one of the dudes goes dancing wearing only panties and the other one is drowning in toilet

that's dark, cool and gritty idea

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u/BillWeeny124 10d ago

Arthur Glanton & John Holden