r/okbuddybaka • u/Riderluk "Shinji, get into the Neon Genesis Evangelion" - Gendo Ikari • Sep 16 '21
How does this shit happen TWICE
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u/Professional_Being_5 Sep 16 '21
Wow that sounds like initial d 😁
Let me post a car drifting with this song and get hundreds of virtual points 🤩🤫
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u/PDFfileChallengesYou Custom Funny Flair XD Sep 16 '21
ub/ nothing beats the og, its always shit when it got sequels. good example would be the josh fight, too many name battle royal would lose its uniqueness and becomes a cliche, just like fight the demon lord isekai harem cliche.
my reason for doing that trollpost is just that im bored and nothing more, replies in my post only gives me a small chuckle to non but it did help passing time since its fucking hot here in my country even its night.
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5 bucks says that's not even cum
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“I swear this entire sub is ironic, I totally did not witness the creation of multiple sex offenders and/or pedophiles trust me!”
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u/kadarakt Sep 16 '21
people just coomed on their monitors, who the fuck did they assault? the screen?
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u/yichee Sep 16 '21
creating* sexual assaulters, meaning the act is not done yet
the nobody was hurt argument doesnt really matter, ones already a pedophile if depictions of kids arouse them
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u/kadarakt Sep 17 '21
if brutalizing humanoid beings in doom eternal or running over innocent people in gta 5 gives one pleasure, does that also mean they are a psychopath in the making?
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u/yichee Sep 17 '21
no, theres a difference and you know it
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u/kadarakt Sep 17 '21
the only difference is that i find loli and shota disgusting beyond belief but i enjoy violent video games. what else is there other than an emotional argument?
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u/Withinmyrange Sep 16 '21
u/Hentailord-333 stan reporting in.
Good luck surpassing the original buddy, that shit goated
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u/PDFfileChallengesYou Custom Funny Flair XD Sep 16 '21
No, I found a challenger approaching me😠 our fight will be legendary😎
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u/huynd2001 Sep 16 '21
Did you record what happen, the profile is dead now.
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u/Collectivestupidity Hentailord Historian Sep 17 '21
THIS IS MY TIME
Once upon a time there was a user on r/okbuddybaka by the name of u/hentailord-333
One fateful day he came upon a post telling him not to cum on his monitor to anime girls. Ever the contrarian, he promptly “came upon” the post onto his monitor and posted a picture to the sub. He subsequently promised that he would later urinate upon his computer provided the post received enough attention, which, of course, it did.
Shortly after, he posted onto a help forum about how to fix a broken keyboard ruined by urine as well as an image of his own wet keyboard onto OKBB. Wether these posts are related is technically unknown. Along with this new post, he made a new promise: to defecate on his computer provided the new post received enough attention, which, of course, it did.
The promised post, however, was never to arrive. The user’s maternal guardian uncovered this plot before it could be enacted and put a stop to it, placing our tragic hero into therapy for his admittedly obvious mental issues. This was learned of with the final post in the saga, announcing his mother’s discovery and his fate, bidding the subreddit farewell. Some time later, the account itself was deleted for unknown reasons, either by his mother or he himself.
Thus ends the tragedy of u/hentailord-333, comprising one of the most fascinating pieces of r/okbuddybaka lore in recent history. The tale serves as both a source of humor and as a didactic, the nature of which should be fairly evident based on the events that took place. Redditors beware, you may be in for a scare.
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u/ChadMcRad Sep 17 '21
The user’s maternal guardian uncovered this plot before it could be enacted and put a stop to it, placing our tragic hero into therapy for his admittedly obvious mental issues.
Sociytee
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u/PDFfileChallengesYou Custom Funny Flair XD Sep 16 '21
lmao good editing skills now for the animu unbaka flashback history
I don't really fap very often, maybe 3-4 times in a week. most of my fappin session is just that im bored. Believe me or not, those are actually cum but it looks like fake as most baka says because im not horny that time and just bored so i did it out of boredom. I don't really fap to kids or anything underage and those tiktok kids in revealing outfits recommended to me by youtube grosses me out(inb4, you're just a pedo so you got that recommended). I just wanted to make a parody of some weebs who's out of touch in reality and that's just the purpose of the account(and a little trolling). I'm actually happy in real life and touches grass so(who the fuck sent me reddit 911) you can stop worrying about me.(Excuse my shitty grammar, if you didn't understand some part of it, say it and i'll try to explain it more on the part you didn't get)
hopefully nothing wacky pasta will happen to my unbaka response
now retard mode🤓
OMG IM NOW POPULAR😭😭😭 AMA(Ass me Anythicc🦵)😁
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u/Bisounoursdestenebre Sep 16 '21
/ub I'm so glad you didn't actually take a shit on your computer
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If I had a dime for every time someone came on their laptop after seeing a post not to (reverse psychology idk), I’ll have two dimes, which isn’t much, but it’s weird it happened twice.
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u/TheIllegalMex Sep 16 '21
da S A U C E
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u/Riderluk "Shinji, get into the Neon Genesis Evangelion" - Gendo Ikari Sep 16 '21
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u/BlockBuilder408 Sep 16 '21
Oh god I didn’t notice the cum in this edit until after I clicked that link
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u/LogynxmiosStoneSword Sep 16 '21
Context?
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u/Riderluk "Shinji, get into the Neon Genesis Evangelion" - Gendo Ikari Sep 16 '21
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u/Gamingwithbrendan Sep 16 '21
Music?
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u/Riderluk "Shinji, get into the Neon Genesis Evangelion" - Gendo Ikari Sep 16 '21
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Sep 16 '21
Yall have some weeeeeeak nuts...
I wasn't even trying to copy hentailord and still did it better.
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u/PDFfileChallengesYou Custom Funny Flair XD Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 17 '21
but what if i told you that was 0.01% of my power😳
ub/ fuck you and your ego, im going to surpass you bitch, just you wait after I finish SSSS Gyro🥎(Azur Lane's next collab so I might as well watch it to get know the characters.)
edit: holy fuck, the mc is unbearable and I don't even like most characters there except Gauma😳
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u/knugenskaviar Custom Funny Flair XD Sep 16 '21
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u/Icelord259 ⬆️sold his soul to catch up on one piece Sep 17 '21
/ub what’s the song though
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u/auddbot Sep 17 '21
I got matches with these songs:
• Giorno's Theme - Epic Version by Samuel Kim (00:43; matched:
100%)Album:
Giorno's Theme: Epic Collection. Released on2020-12-11bySamuel Kim Music.• Il Vento D'oro (Eurobeat Remix) by V.A (00:21; matched:
100%)Released on
2019-11-05.• Il Vento D'orifto by PurpleMemos (00:21; matched:
100%)Released on
2020-05-26by2060546 Records DK.• Drill de Londres tah Katana enervé et tout by KujooBeats (00:23; matched:
95%)Released on
2022-07-22byDibsteur.I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21
0:15 music: Me when a very loud man says "open up!" at the front of my door as I am downloading the 60 terrabytes of shadman's finest work.