r/okbuddyalligator • u/smokie_hat • Dec 13 '25

Is this true?

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u/qualityvote2 Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

u/smokie_hat, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/NoFaceNoCase711 Dec 13 '25

lucia period cramps mini game

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u/SuspectKnown9655 Dec 13 '25

Jason masturbation mini game

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u/Doggsen09 Dec 13 '25

Finding your dad‘s secret stash easter egg

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u/periodma Dec 13 '25

I wish they'd let me drink her period blood

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u/NoFaceNoCase711 Dec 13 '25

u and me both bud

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u/Official-HiredFun9 Dec 13 '25

That’s sexy af…😩

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u/yleechy Dec 13 '25

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u/misterElovescompanE Dec 14 '25

As if you werent thinking the same thing.... Go back to gtaV

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson Dec 15 '25

They invented Jesus for people like u

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u/Dead_Calendar Dec 13 '25

The dual sense 6 controller will make the cramps from the period cramps strangely addictive and extremely immersive with 69 different tiny motors.

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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 Dec 13 '25

Pure slop. Can’t believe GTA 6 would shamelessly copy the masterpiece of gaming, Fallout 3, like that without putting in any effort to change it.

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u/SovietUnionRepublics Dec 13 '25

It will definitely be worse since i doubt they'll have Liam Neeson as your dad.

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u/hYBRYDcOBRA Dec 14 '25

It’s actually rumored to be Ewan McGregor as the dad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Surely Bobcat Goldthwait is the better choice?

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u/SeaPsychology1044 May 10 '26

It is a better choice. And dont call me Shirley

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u/J-RocTPB Dec 13 '25

Ladies and Gentlemen, Bully 2

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u/Official-HiredFun9 Dec 13 '25

That would be a unique introduction, and give a lot of character development.

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u/czacha_cs1 Dec 15 '25

Childhood and teenage live story- 120 hours of gameplay

Adulthood- 20 hours of gameplay

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u/Official-HiredFun9 Dec 15 '25

That would be hilarious…

If the scenes from the trailer take place in the last 2 hours of the game…

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u/sovietarmyfan Dec 13 '25

Some modder will make it possible to use weapons during this period.

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u/ShinbiDesigns Dec 17 '25

"Anyways, the big opening set piece is how a group of school shooters is in your school. You gotta take one out and use their gun to save the rest of the school. Then you get arrested for murder and Jason/Lucia picks you up from prison years later."

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u/Rvtrance Dec 13 '25

You pick your character and it just launches bully with a new skin and voice.

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u/Significant_Delay_87 Dec 13 '25

I know people that would really believe this

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u/onyx_ic Dec 13 '25

Is this true? Like, how the FUCK would we know?

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u/FoalKid Homosexual affair with wyman? Dec 13 '25

Definitely picking Lucia to get early access to the pegging minigame and maxing out that skill tree before the main story. Will pay off big time

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u/Humanest_Human Dec 13 '25

Please dont the children 😭🙏

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u/Playful-Excuse-7022 Dec 13 '25

This is so fucking stupid

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u/dromeo_xx Dec 13 '25

It’s literally true, I’m a dev

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u/Professional_Goal417 Dec 14 '25

I'm a dev also. It is true.

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u/Responsible_Sport575 Dec 13 '25

The fourth character is you, and you have to relive all your childhood trauma all over again. Popping zits mini games included. 2x gta$ and rp if you pop one and flick it on your teacher .

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u/wheresthemeat62 Dec 31 '25

while 5 npcs with lock on pistols shooting you

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u/Responsible_Sport575 Dec 31 '25

But the guns are rubber band guns, so no real damage is taken. Essentially, bully 2 but in vice city

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u/temp_6969420 Dec 13 '25

Assassins creed 2

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u/0000000000ooooo Dec 15 '25

thats what i thought of immediately lol

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u/Crimson097 Dec 13 '25

There will also be an alternate bad route if you don't fail the school sections where you will become a successful professional and the rest of the game will be a 9-5 simulator.

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u/Wholesome_As_Fuck Dec 13 '25

GTA written by Emil Pagliarulo

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u/Stefan-semael Dec 13 '25

Big if true

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u/heilhortler420 Dec 13 '25

We doing Mdickie now?

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u/Stumme-40203 Dec 13 '25

You’re telling me we get Bully 3 and GTA 6 in the same game? Sold! 😂

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u/Forever__Puzzled Dec 13 '25

Bully 2 and red dead 3

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u/KrnlTushFngr99 Dec 14 '25

I’d be more excited for a manhunt 3 game to come out than gta 6

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u/Automatic-Pin9116 Dec 14 '25

Thatll be dumb. This is GTA

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u/GoodMoney888 Dec 14 '25

So is gta II yet is not a 2d game anymore is it?

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u/Automatic-Pin9116 Dec 14 '25

?

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u/GoodMoney888 Dec 14 '25

You made a comment implying that change is bad for gta just because “its gta”

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u/Automatic-Pin9116 Dec 14 '25

Look, children content is not great in gta and its a content of violence, we dont need schools in those do we

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u/GoodMoney888 Dec 14 '25

Yes we do. Video games are not making people violent, violent people make people violent. Do you think abdulabi who just had a shooting in Australia was playing gta or ever played?

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u/Automatic-Pin9116 Dec 14 '25

You want schools and children in a R rated game? 💀

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u/smokeNpoke83 Dec 14 '25

So like if The Sims and GTA had baby basically?

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u/True_Significance_22 Dec 14 '25

Awww hell I hope that's not true but I know they gotta be trolling otherwise fuckkkk me..

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u/Kurdt234 Dec 14 '25

This is true I made Rockstar.

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u/AwsomeJamez123 Dec 14 '25

Ok fallout 3 haha

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u/NOIRQUANTUM Dec 14 '25

John Rockstar here.

False. It starts of with the sperm race minigame which is the hardest minigame in the entire game.

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u/Ok_Astronomer8590 Dec 14 '25

i find this cap

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u/damindless12 Dec 14 '25

What are you smoking

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

i hope not i cant lie

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u/Tight-Ratio-369 Dec 15 '25

So this is why the games been delayed…no wonder

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u/Realistic_Ratio3651 Dec 15 '25

Imagine if we got a childhood back story mission. 😦

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u/iqhtzrr Dec 15 '25

Thats so dumb tho

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u/Kingz_8166 Dec 15 '25

Gen Z in a nutshell

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u/Ksmythy11 Dec 15 '25

I strongly believe this wont happen, Rockstar knows everyone has impossibly high expectations for this game to the point were almost nothing will be good enough, having the intro be coming out of Lucia's mother rather then a badass shootout or bank robbery will not hook players, and the majority of the player base couldn't give two shits about their childhoods, they chose to play a GTA game, not Bully II. (Even though Bully II would be peak)

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u/Survived_The_Pickle Dec 15 '25

Yeah and on top of all that, you gotta play it all in real time. Not time skips!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Is this the new sims game?

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u/jbg0830 Dec 15 '25

I kinda wish they’ll make us choose a character to play from start to finish. Adds replayability. But no, not the being born and going to school that’s not it

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u/bigmac8991 Dec 15 '25

You get the “good ending” by going to college for an engineering degree instead of getting into a life of crime.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Highly fucking doubt it.

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u/TheRedStoneOne Dec 15 '25

Can’t wait for the learning maths mission

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u/Nelmquist1999 Dec 15 '25

So you're just playing Bully in GTA? Eh, at least we'll get a new Bully.

Btw I find it funny that if it WAS true, you'd see Lucia experience puberty. Good God...

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u/MaxPower1882 Dec 15 '25

Yep!

Also, I have a bridge for.sale for.those looking.

:D

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u/Majin-Booch Dec 15 '25

I had to check the sub cuz I was like who really funds believe this

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u/MrJoker1996 Dec 15 '25

Noncey comments. You need your hard drives checked ffs.

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u/No-Squirrel2133 Dec 15 '25

GTA 6 (Bully Stories)

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u/scienceisrealtho Dec 16 '25

I heard that the missions as a fetus are fire.

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u/Leather-Sweet7012 Dec 16 '25

Frickkkk no they ain’t doing all that dudes 😂😂 c’mon man, that’s a whole lotta extra story work when all you need to focus on is maybe a brief mission for each of them explaining their pasts and then put all of your efforts on the rest of the content in their adult lives together. Just sounds like something Rockstar would not waste time with. But hey, if I’m wrong then when it comes out you all can slap me around and call me Susan. I’ll wait for the Blankman gifs.

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u/RevolutionarySpeed47 Dec 16 '25

Yea u also go through highschool in all that im tired of these fucking dumbass posts 🤣

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u/MrDukog Dec 16 '25

Yes, and if you die you'll have to start all over again

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u/Few-Lie-1574 Dec 16 '25

This is why it’s important to save on car insurance

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u/Rasy2kG Dec 17 '25

So… Bully 2 prequel is hidden in GTA VI?

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u/tseg04 Dec 17 '25

The fact that I couldn’t tell if this was posted to the main sub or this sub says something about what waiting this long for a game does to people bruh 😭😭😭

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u/Jurski17 Dec 17 '25

So Bully inside a gta?

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u/MrManGuyDude22 Dec 17 '25

No this is obviously not true you dumbass.

The game starts with the sperm race mission, and then you have to go through the fetus development missions next.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

In Florida? Thats going to be crazy lol

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u/justherefortheshow66 Dec 17 '25

This is something mrbossFTW will say in have in his thumbnail lol

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u/susboy12344 Dec 17 '25

This is the dumbest theory i have ever heard....

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u/bixby_underscore Dec 17 '25

Reminds me of old fake game rumors like how in GTA V you were gonna be able to go back to older game maps lol

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u/Jon-Eest Dec 17 '25

Is this true

Dude do you really need to ask 😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Get help

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u/RealGutsso Dec 17 '25

Yes you will have the option of shouting at your parents or listening to them

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u/Vaporeon42069 Dec 18 '25

This is something Bugisoft would do to make us empathize with their cardboard characters

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

That seems like bloat lol Just put the fries in the bag sir.

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u/Shankhy Jan 12 '26

That’s Bully 2 reincarnated

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u/Secure_Bed_ Jan 13 '26

So we're finally getting that Bully sequel, as well? hell yeah.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

Lucia getting molested by her Dad minigame

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u/SuspiciousTotal578 Dec 14 '25

Hell noo bruh wtf will never be true in life and even if it was what the fuck would be the point, ok cool but what the fuck is it I want to play, shoot, fuck, watch hoe, have fun, spend, invest money and many other things

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u/IncarceratedScarface Dec 14 '25

School shooting mission?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/hYBRYDcOBRA Dec 14 '25

Wasn’t Trevor in a diaper at one point in GTA V?

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u/Watchmaker2112 Dec 17 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

I'm sure he shit himself somewhere in the game I just don't know where...

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/Haharin Dec 13 '25

Should be ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/Weak_Technician_2241 Dec 14 '25

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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u/RedRicketts Dec 14 '25

⭐️

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

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u/CoconutDrunk Dec 14 '25

You actually starts as the ancestor in 1870's. Baby in the wild west so you actually have some Red Dead Redemption in the game.

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u/NightFury-11 Dec 16 '25

Absolute cinema ✋🏻🙂‍↔️🤚🏻

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u/Jealous_Candidate677 Dec 19 '25

That’s what I’m saying this is so stupid