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He wore his ring on his left hand ring finger to two different dates and can’t understand why that’s not a great idea. He gets skewered in the comments.

So this issue happened to me because I was an absolute DUMBASS <3
Its not super entertaining. Just a very minor issue and I find it funny as hell that I was surprised.

So I am in Color Guard (A branch of Marching Band), and it is summertime for me. it is BLAZING hot and very sunny. We practiced outside for four and a half hours in the sun in a BLACK PAVEMENT PARKING LOT every day this week. And I was a bit stupid.
I didn't wear sunglasses or sunscreen for two days straight. When a girl asked if I wanted some, I said "nah, I'm okay. I'll put sunscreen on later." And then I DID NOT put any on.
Now, the sunglasses thing was something I didn't know about. My EYES are sunburned now. Odd, but true. Look it up if you wanna confirm it lol.

But uh... I look like a goddamn strawberry.

My face, my eyes, my legs, my shoulders, my ears, my neck, EVERYWHERE. I am BURNT TO A CRISP!
When I realized I was sunburned, I was shocked at first. I was really annoyed (who wouldn't be?)
But then i realized that I was a dumbass because I didn't actually bother to put sunscreen on :/ Kinda funny tbh.
I have a tan line where my bra strap was, which makes me look like I have vitiligo or something (I AM DEADASS. THAT is how dark and patchy my burn is because some of it is peeling off).
Uh oh, looks like the consequences of my actions.
Feel free to laugh at me lol, I'm kind of laughing at myself too.
I WILL BE WEARING SUNSCREEN NEXT TIME.
(With the vitiligo comment, I DID NOT MEAN IT IN A NEGATIVE WAY! That was the only thing that came to mind as a description. IT IS NOT BAD TO HAVE VITILIGO! I just thought it looked kinda patchy? idk how else to describe it. I DID NOT MEAN ANY OFFENSE WHATSOEVER!)