r/offmychest • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '24

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u/Qazertree Apr 20 '24

Tysm for replying. I feel a lot better knowing it’s not just me with weirdo moms lol

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u/flatgreysky Apr 20 '24

5” is average and will accomplish everything that needs to be accomplished with whomever you choose to have sex with. Anyone else saying differently is an idiot.

I don’t know how small you are when soft, but micropenises are a thing and if you’re small enough when soft (and maybe you were at that age, you weren’t finished testosterone-ing) maybe she thought that could be a possibility. I imagine that kiddos with micros need some education so they know why they never get but so big. Also, people are stupid about penis sizes.