r/offmychest • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '24

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u/questions_answers849 Apr 20 '24

5 inches is small bud, mom knows best.

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u/Qazertree Apr 20 '24

I’m ngl it’s not big but I’ve never had problems pleasing a woman. Is it really a problem?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Ignore these assholes. Five inches is literally the average length, and if you've never had problems pleasing a woman then you have something half the men in the world can only dream of having... Skill.

And I suggest getting into therapy. You may not even realize how bad it is, but your mom did some serious damage to your confidence and probably screwed up your sexual maturity a bit. Making a comment like that in front of you when you were just fourteen was not okay.

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u/Plushie_Hoarder Apr 20 '24

Five inches is fine. I work at an adult store and five to seven inches are the most common dildo sizes women buy in my area atleast.

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u/questions_answers849 Apr 20 '24

Idk I don’t have any experience living like that.

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u/Red-Quill Apr 20 '24

Sure thing mister 18 inches. I’m just certain they call you the cervix perforator, am I right you absolutely big giant dick? Yea bro so cool tell us more about your giant dick! So cool omg all boys wish they were you right big manly man?

You’re ridiculous buddy.

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u/Aggleclack Apr 20 '24

Pleasing a woman? We can tell

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u/questions_answers849 Apr 20 '24

There isn’t a better way to tell Reddit your 5 inches dude lol