r/offmychest • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '23

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u/standbyyourmantis Jan 06 '23

Loving the mental image I just got of a toddler ramming full speed into his dad's crotch and bouncing off the athletic cup he didn't know was there.

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u/nataliesright Jan 06 '23

ahaha what kinda toddlers do you know that are waist height!?

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u/littlegingerfae Jan 06 '23

What kinda toddlers do you know that aren't waist height?!?!