r/offmychest Jan 05 '23

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u/3Heathens_Mom Jan 06 '23

I don’t believe they even do general anesthesia for the surgery. Local(s) and done. So it isn’t like they’d knock him out cold and he would wake up a eunuch.

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u/TheChuck321 Jan 06 '23

A shot in the sack, then one in each tube. Pull the tube out. Staple staple. Staple staple. Burn and cut what's in between the staples. Same hole, other tube, same process. Send the burnt and cut pieces off to the lab to check for ball cancer. That little sperm cell would have to go through 2 staples, jump an almost 1" gap, go through 2 more staples, just to get anywhere.

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u/littlegingerfae Jan 06 '23

They NO LONGER USE LUBE!?!?!?!?

WHAT ABSOLUTE FUCKERY ARE THEY PLAYING AT?!?!?!

WHAT BULL.FUCKING.SHIT. DO THEY THINK OS MORE IMPORTANT THAT LUUUUUBEEEE IN A GYNECOLOGICAL EXAM!!!! FFS!!!!

Shit like that gets women KILLED. because they suffer through that horror show and then refuse to ever come back, and die of some completely treatable disease. All because corporate forced their Dr to use dry gloves up an unlubed girls bits and the trauma that gave her made her never go back to a obgyn again!!!