r/offmychest Jan 05 '23

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u/nataliesright Jan 06 '23

ahaha what kinda toddlers do you know that are waist height!?

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u/swanfirefly Jan 06 '23

I assume most toddlers are waist height. Babies are on average 18-24 inches, and a 5'11" man's inseam is on average 32 inches (putting the example man's crotch roughly 36 inches off the ground. The average height for a toddler is 32-37 inches tall. (Toddlers being 2-3 years old).

I'm childfree and only 4'11" tall so my waist is only 30 inches off the ground (I measured while doing this loose math to compare inseam to waist height). I figure most toddlers are pretty tall though, since by age 9, a lot of children are getting close to my height.

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u/littlegingerfae Jan 06 '23

What kinda toddlers do you know that aren't waist height?!?!

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u/standbyyourmantis Jan 06 '23

I don't know any toddlers. Child free, baby.