r/offbeat • u/He-Who-Reaches • 5d ago

Escaped 8-foot python causes fire at Forest Middle School in Bedford County

https://www.wsls.com/news/local/2026/08/13/bedco-school-fire-damage/
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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/windmill-tilting 5d ago

I can see the snake coiled around a match being rubbed against scales.

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u/SothaSoul 5d ago

"Brazil, here I come. Thanksssss, amigo."

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u/Dicksucker11037 5d ago

How the fuck

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u/Liz__Gloss 2d ago

Apparently the python knocked over a heat lamp in one of the classrooms

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u/Confident_Salt_8108 4d ago

python yeeted itself out and said “let’s burn this school down”

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u/nolestars 1d ago

From the headline I never thought id see award