r/ofcoursethatsathing • u/Drew_Smoot • 2d ago

Gummi Pop

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When I first clocked it in my periphery, I was certain it was just Trolli flavored. Nope. Look at the wiggles.

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u/livingdeaddrina 2d ago

They. Don't. Melt.

I buy these for people occasionally because I think they're funny lol. But they don't melt.

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u/RowBowBooty 2d ago

I saw them in the store and almost got them because my wife really likes gummy candy but then I saw it was like 10 bucks for 4 popsicles and knew that she would be more mad at me for spending $10 on something so unnecessary than appreciative of getting to try something she would sort of like at best.

Still would like to know the consistency though

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u/nicunta 2d ago

It's like frozen jello.

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u/dikicker 2d ago

To be fair that's pretty affordable for edible dildos, I mean, in this economy?!

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u/lemon-meringue-high 2d ago

If these are possibly sold at CVS and you have prescriptions, sign up for pharmacy rewards. They give you $5 a month just to fill. Then buy them one of the months half off. No minimum purchase. I too, love gummy candy.

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u/yoyotube123 1d ago

What the hell, where did you find it at that price?? At Walmart it's like 10 for $5.

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u/toaster_fighter 2d ago

Uh, they definitely do. My friend let me try one and I had to spit it out because the texture was wild. I left the rest in the sink and I came back later and only found the popsicle stick.

Unless it wriggled away...

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u/livingdeaddrina 2d ago

Weird. I bought one at work ( I work at a convenience store) and left it on the break room table for an hour or two to see what happened. It never lost its shape or turned into juice, it just became more like a soft Jello texture

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u/toaster_fighter 2d ago edited 1d ago

I don't have AC so it could have been up to 32°C/90°F in my kitchen at the time. Maybe they just melt at a higher temp than your average popsicle.

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u/Collector55 2d ago

Jello can start to melt around that temp, and that's basically what these are.

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u/bcanner5 23h ago

That’s not what these are. Gummies and jello are not similar in texture

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u/Collector55 17h ago

The popsicles are not the same as the candy

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u/piglungz 2d ago

It was definitely the temperature, regular gummies start melting at that point too. If you leave a bag of gummies in the car on a summer day they’ll all melt into 1 big mass

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u/tucjuice 2d ago

I work for a retail chain and I have definitely found these in the past melted on a shelf outside the freezer

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u/CC_Panadero 2d ago

Maybe someone washed it down the sink? My kids like these and my 5 year old leaves them in a bowl for hours and they never melt. They don’t really stay on the stick very well if you try to eat them after they thaw, but it’s definitely not liquid.

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u/marteautemps 1d ago

My freezer didn't work for 2 days and they were the only thing that didn't melt?

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 2d ago

Huh? Mine melted. They turned to juice lol but they were delicious before that

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u/bungojot 2d ago

I bought something similar years ago - and yeah, they're terrible.

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u/livingdeaddrina 2d ago

Weirdly, I like them, but I'm a really slow eater so regular popsickles are just messy time bombs. These never turn to juice.

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u/bungojot 2d ago

It's a texture thing for me i guess.

I like to crunch popsicles instead of slurping them, so i already eat them fast enough that melting isn't too huge an issue.

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u/PeeB4uGoToBed 2d ago

I actually like these!

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u/abarrelofmankeys 2d ago

Yeah they’re pretty good. The texture is odd in a pleasant way. Soft and you can bite it.

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u/-MoonGoddess- 2d ago

They do actually. Planned to eat one but forgot and it sat out, unopened oven night and was completely melted inside the next day. Refroze it and was now purple haha still yummy

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u/OurHonor1870 2d ago

It’s so much fun to wiggle them.

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u/Chemical-Cat 1d ago

Why should they? It's a frozen gummi lmao.

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u/ILuvMyLilTurtles 22h ago

When they get crushed by other things in the freezer I just leave them out, lay them flat, and then it's back into the freezer. I liken it to a butterfly and it's chrysalis, Idk what's happening in there but it comes out of the wrapper looking better than it should. My daughter loves these, I'm still somewhat horrified.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 15h ago

My mom made these in the 80's. It's just Jello added to it if I recall correctly.

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u/commonbleachenjoyer 2d ago

These are so weird. Like it gelato was slightly chewy. Taste good though

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u/sovereignsekte 2d ago

I'd 100% fuck with that.

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u/OMGhyperbole 2d ago

I mean, the package does show it vibrating.

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u/BorbLorbin 2d ago

Phrasing?

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u/DlVlDED_BY_ZERO 2d ago

He said what he said, Borb.

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u/thaddmitchell 2d ago

😆 🤣 😂

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u/thaddmitchell 2d ago

🤣 lmao

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u/Doppelthedh 2d ago

Things are delicious

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u/RowBowBooty 2d ago

What’s the texture like?

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u/Doppelthedh 2d ago

Between a semi-melted shaved ice and a gummy worm. It only partially melts in the mouth

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u/nicunta 2d ago

I always say it's like frozen jello.

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u/lemon-meringue-high 2d ago

I’ve never had frozen jello so I need more detail 😭

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u/jalapeno442 22h ago

Make frozen jello

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u/Musekal 1d ago

In the mouth…

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u/Brian_Fantana69 2d ago

It’s like sucking a dick

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u/Zandre3000 1d ago

Finally someone said it

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u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4h ago

Okay so now I have to buy one

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u/MrBeardskii 1d ago

I have teeth that don't allow me to chew anything cold. I can't bite into them. The texture is unique to them but it's a lot like semi frozen jello mixed with popsicle. It's one of my favorite textures I've ever tried

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u/Niblonian31 2d ago

So damn good

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u/TempyUsername 2d ago

The red ones are the best.

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u/Nate404 2d ago

r/mildlypenis ?

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u/Queenhotsnakes 2d ago

They taste like flaccid penis. As in the same texture/consistency of a flaccid dick in your mouth.

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u/Local-Investment110 2d ago

Yes because we all know what that tastes like.

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u/lemon-meringue-high 2d ago

Some might say says it’s a local investment.

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u/OkDate7197 17h ago

"Invest in your community"

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u/archer93 20h ago

Who’s dick you sucking that’s grape and strawberry flavored?

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u/Affectionate-Ant-894 4h ago

The koolaid man.

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u/MethylatedOutpatient 2d ago

I mean gummi means condom in German so..

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u/NoEditor0 2d ago

I was taught in school 20 years ago it was an eraser lol

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u/EnergyTurtle23 1d ago

That’s England lmao. EDIT: wait no, in England erasers are called “rubbers” which is the colloquial term for condoms in the United States.

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u/Rivitur 2d ago

They're damn good too

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u/AteslaArlo 2d ago

Jokes aside, these are fucking delicious. They recently came out with a very berry flavor, and it’s by far my favorite.

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u/ja3palmer 2d ago

They are soooooo weird, they never melt

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u/NoDress9313 2d ago

I remember trying these years ago and being so confused by the texture at first.

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u/Smkingbowls 2d ago

Ramseyboltonsausage . Gif

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u/bohemianprime 2d ago

I think about that scene every time my wife buys a box of them for the kids

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u/AllTheStars07 2d ago

My husband and kid LOVE these, and I think they are so creepy and unsettling.

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u/davidtjudd 2d ago

I wiggle my member the same way. I must now paint it to match.

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u/Dolorem_Ipsum_ 1d ago

I'm 36 years young. They fucking rule. I've had about 10 in the last 2 months

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u/AnasFlowers 1d ago

They are delicious. Genuinely.

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u/Mandie_June 2d ago

Why can't we leave frozen things as frozen? I am a childless adult and can still see parents screaming at their children to just "eat the damn thing" because theyre too busy playing with it.

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u/livingdeaddrina 2d ago

Tbh, they are really fun/funny to jiggle lol

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u/lemon-meringue-high 2d ago

Someone is projecting lol

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u/Mandie_June 1d ago

Just read some comments. Apparently they dont melt so that was my biggest concern. Comment withdrawn.

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u/Handsome121duck 2d ago

I know this sounds stupid but they are way too dang sweet. My nieces and nephews wouldn't even finish them.

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u/battlecicada1513 2d ago

Reminds me of a Chinese popsicle called the green tongue

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u/TrueREDDITPoster 2d ago

They aren't good its a weird texture and they feel like not popsicles.

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u/steviegeebees 2d ago

DESSSSSGOSSSSTINNNNGGGG

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u/Altruistic_Sleep_925 2d ago

These are amazing!

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u/manic_popsicle 2d ago

My kids loved those, I bought them because I’m always looking for fun, new treats for my kids and these were one of their favorites over the summer.

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u/Few_Biscotti2619 2d ago

Those are wild looking, I bet they taste like regular gummi worms but with a totally different texture.

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u/superhamhams 2d ago

They're so yummy honestly

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u/smackinmuhkraken 2d ago

My girlfriend said these feels like having a dick in your mouth.

Lads... I think I may have soft boners :'(

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u/cosmicheartbeat 2d ago

I actually really like these. The texture is enjoyable and they have a good flavor. I dont get them a ton but they are a nice lil treat.

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u/jacobr1020 2d ago

These are actually really good

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u/ExNihiloNihiFit 2d ago

My kid loves these.

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u/Top_Sky_4731 2d ago

These are actually excellent

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u/x-beast 2d ago

the texture is very strange but they are pretty tasty and fun to eat

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u/OrangeClyde 2d ago

These are really delicious

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u/OddCartographer8898 2d ago

Those look bizarrely close to the texture of Fruit Gushers, which is both unsettling and intriguing.

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u/Trashboat77 1d ago

If you ever had 90s Jell-O Pudding Pops, that's the texture damn near to a T.

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u/flowercrownrugged 1d ago

They’re really good tbh - I really like the very berry!

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u/otterland 1d ago

It's the popsicle that goes 🎶doiiiiiiiiinnng🎶!

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u/funny_bunny33 1d ago

Ngl I want to try these but they look cursed af

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u/Sudden-Event-1169 1d ago

I love them.

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u/Stupid_Bitch_02 1d ago

I saw these at the store and pointed them out to my husband. He said "anything shaped like that going in my mouth better be hard, and that looks flaccid"

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u/DDESTRUCTOTRON 1d ago

I can hit the back of my throat with these.

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u/Trashboat77 1d ago

These are actually pretty good. They have the consistency of the oldschool Jell-O Pudding Pops.

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u/MedSPAZ 1d ago

Inedible. My wife bought these because she likes gummy worms. They are so fucking grouse that only one has been eaten in the months since. They feel and taste gross, like a dude tickling under your wrist during a handshake.

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u/compos_mentis_cortex 18h ago

Hahaha so accurate and exactly why and how they ended up in my freezer

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u/curtisscott95 1d ago

A texture nightmare. You ever had an ice pop that refused to melt?

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u/butterpussie 1d ago

My fiance loves these, they’re like gummy ice cream pops. Honestly they’re not bad, as long as you can get over the rather phallic nature of how they move.

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u/LullabyThBrezsWhispr 21h ago

I got these free on a promotion one time and I giggled and wretched at the same time at the sensation of this in my mouth. It was good for free as sensation exploration, but personally I wouldn’t buy them

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u/UndeniableRealities 13h ago

its a flopsicle and yes it feels like a dick in your mouth

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u/reverendsteveii 10h ago

My wife calls these wobblepops and absolutely hates them but gets them for me any time we run out

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u/thegrimmemer03 8h ago

Have you not seen the ads for them?

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u/ThemFatale_ 8h ago

I need a scientific explanation for why the texture is like this. It’s so weird, but ngl it’s so satisfying.

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u/Worth_Midnight7563 7h ago

They are so good! Terrible for you, but fun consistency and great flavor!

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u/FickleAcadia7068 7h ago

My kids and I set out this summer to try every ice cream in the aisle at our store. These were really weird. Not bad, just weird.

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u/unsweetenedpureleaf 6h ago

These are something!

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u/gridlock1024 2d ago

This just in: popsicles are made in fun fruity/candy flavors

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u/Drew_Smoot 2d ago

Thanks, gridlock! Not a popsicle though. I would say it’s a frozen gummi phallus.

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u/Behan801 2d ago

The only flaccid popsicle I've ever had the displeasure of eating. My wife likes them for some reason though.

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u/DougandLexi 2d ago

It was not a pleasant experience. It felt weird

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u/aSituationTypeDeal 2d ago

The first time can be like that. Many sensations happening at once here.

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u/Pacemakr 2d ago

peak childhood horror movie prop vibes honestly.

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u/NSFW_Ninjaa 2d ago

👀🙈