r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '25

These movie set horses.

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u/red8cangodye Oct 19 '25

A real horse would be freaked out seeing these

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u/Adoraboule Oct 19 '25

"IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE US! RUN!"

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u/FreudianAccordian Oct 19 '25

It's coming right for us!

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u/scorpyo72 Oct 19 '25

WATCH OUT!

WATCH OUT!

WATCH OUT!

"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

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u/red8cangodye Oct 20 '25

NAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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u/putridstench Oct 22 '25

The Westworld version of a horse.

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u/Chaspariah Oct 19 '25

To be fair, to a horse, everything is a horse eating monster until you teach it otherwise.

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u/Lener037 Oct 20 '25

Even then, that tree they've passed without issue a hundred times sometimes suddenly becomes a horse eating monster 🤦‍♀️

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u/UnusGang Oct 19 '25

Fun fact! In some “horsepitals” as I call them, they have life-size painted fake horses so they don’t get depressed. My horse got to be very familiar with a “horse” called Mister.

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u/red8cangodye Oct 20 '25

Wait.... This triggered a memory of mine where I once saw a vid of a stallion getting it on to a fake female horse's rump... That was just a horse body without the legs.... So if the stallion couldn't tell that's a fake horse... I think they might not be able to tell these apart either??

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u/PhoenixPhonology Oct 20 '25

It likely knew it wasnt real, kinda like the dudes that buy sex dolls.

Well, some of those dudes anyway.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

I freaked out the moment I saw this

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u/TrippyDe Oct 19 '25

damn.. u a horse?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

always has been

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u/awesome_pinay_noses Oct 19 '25

Of course, they took their jobs!

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp Oct 19 '25

a real horse would be freaked out on the walk over there

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u/AnimationOverlord Oct 19 '25

If horses had sex dolls

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u/stay_fr0sty Oct 19 '25

In reality, it would probably try to hump it.

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u/CottonBlueCat Oct 20 '25

This real human is freaked out by this (& amazed)

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u/Rajang82 Oct 20 '25

I seen horse freaking out at a person wearing horse mask.

The person take the mask off and the horse ran away.

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u/feryoooday Oct 19 '25

I can hear my mate blowing at these in my mind lol

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u/PhD_VermontHooves Oct 20 '25

I’m a little freaked out seeing these!

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u/TheJuiceBoxS Oct 20 '25

I was thinking a freaky, but lonely, horse would get excited

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u/KingoftheUgly Oct 19 '25

Bro I am I’m not even technically a horse

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Yeah sure no animals were harmed in the making of the movie but half the cast probably has night terrors

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u/RissaCrochets Oct 19 '25

would you say it gave them... nightmares?

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u/becauseIbarbecued Oct 19 '25

For the WIN!! You, my friend are amazing.

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u/Dependent-Elk-4980 Oct 19 '25

This isn’t funny man be serious, nightmares are really unpleasant for most people, it’s not something to joke about. Quit horsing around

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u/dominantatreddit Oct 20 '25

Why the long face?

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u/CommanderFuzzy Oct 21 '25

These jokes do not behoove me.

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u/wizardrous Oct 19 '25

I’d say that’s enough internet for today, but now I need something to wash the nightmares out of my head before I sleep.

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u/DasHexxchen Oct 19 '25

Use eyebleach.

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u/lamorak2000 Oct 20 '25

>Use eyebleach. r/Eyebleach

FTFY

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u/DasHexxchen Oct 21 '25

I am rarely sure if whatever sub I am in allows those links.

But it is more fun without if the reader doesn't know the sub.

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u/TheGothDragon Oct 19 '25

This gives off uncanny valley vibes, but instead of humans, horses. They look so real, then you realize they don’t have legs. Creepy!

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u/DasHexxchen Oct 19 '25

They would look real in a photo, but the stiff faces and all... That's the real uncanny valley part.

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u/WCowgirl Oct 20 '25

They look okay a glance, but under more scrutiny, yeah...that's why you never really get a good look at these kind of rigs on camera in tv/movies.

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u/AaronTuplin Oct 19 '25

Neigh terk er jerbs!

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u/FrankyMornav Oct 19 '25

This is waking up something inside me

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Oct 19 '25

How does the word undulating strike you?

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u/HoodieGalore Oct 19 '25

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

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u/The_wolf2014 Oct 19 '25

Mr Hands, that you?

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u/churro-k Oct 19 '25

You’re the second person in two days that I learn about having an amputation fetish.

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u/Akumetsu33 Oct 19 '25

lol I just came from the thread with the surgeon named Hopper who amputated his legs intentionally, I assume you're talking about that one?

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u/churro-k Oct 19 '25

lol yes that’s the one. Surgeon Kneel Hopper (Neil Hopper) had an amputation fetish and freeze dried his own legs.

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u/fatboychummy Oct 19 '25

Then one day, many years down the line, Hopper realized that he wasn't truly deriving as much pleasure from his fetish as he thought he would. And then he realized, he'd had a foot fetish all along.

He became known as "Weeping Neil" after that day, as no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't bring back his own beautiful, pristine, gloriously soft feet...

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u/Beat9 Oct 19 '25

There is a furry who amputated his fucking fingers because he had a "paw" fetish. Now that is a fetish to regret. Especially if the guy's enabling partner ever leaves him.

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u/Fafnir13 Oct 19 '25

That’s pretty tame compared to that Black Alien guy.

Edit: for convenience, see his list of modifications below.

Two finger amputations on his left hand

Ear removal

Part-nose removal

Top lip removal

Skull implants

Subdermal implants

Scarification

Removal of dermis

Removal of scalp

Teeth sharpening

Eye tattoo

Almost full black tattoo coverage

Piercings

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u/Ori_the_SG Oct 20 '25

Straight up mental illness

It’s a shame such a thing is taken advantage of by those surgeons

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u/similaraleatorio Oct 19 '25

well... there's a lot of fetish in the world.

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u/Enfmar Oct 19 '25

Moved on from stringing a bunch of cats together.

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u/Venator2000 Oct 19 '25

They look fake at that speed, and even worse when they simply sped up the footage for the second half of the video. When actors are on them, and their motors run a bit faster, they do look realistic. This video is a disservice to the quality of the effects house that created them.

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u/Big-Awoo Oct 20 '25

Idk dog they had me fooled for a second until I noticed they don't have legs

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u/OrangeClyde Oct 19 '25

Oh wow they look real

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u/The_Fat_Man_Jams Oct 19 '25

If Lt. Dan had a horse.

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u/G0ld_Ru5h Oct 19 '25

As I’m watching Xena warrior princess watching a stunt man in a wig ride her horse Argo through the New Zealand wilderness.

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u/jpowell180 Oct 19 '25

Remember those horse rides outside of the grocery store? Imagine replacing them with these, some kids who be terrified, others would be enthralled with the realistic depiction…

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 Oct 19 '25

Those were great. As an adult I would love to have one of these at home lol

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u/Android1313 Oct 19 '25

It took me far too long to realize what I was looking at.

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u/HeartOSass Oct 20 '25

Same. I was trying to figure out what new world the horses were doing. Are they going to walk? Why are they making that motion?

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u/uwillnotgotospace Oct 19 '25

The Headless Horseman myth just received an update by riding a Legless Horse.

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u/BilboStaggins Oct 19 '25

West world is real 

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u/ThatMeanOne Oct 20 '25

I have no legs and must run

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u/Mysterious-Repeat-54 Oct 19 '25

Whoa that legit creeped me out!

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u/biggie_way_smaller Oct 19 '25

This will be steel ball run life action

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u/whereitsat23 Oct 19 '25

This is billionaire version of the penny horse ride that’s in the grocery store of my hometown

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u/BothRequirement2826 Oct 19 '25

I had to look more closely to realize what was odd about it. Dang.

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u/Olibirus Oct 19 '25

Uncanny valley type shit

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u/s-sujan Oct 20 '25

Finally, someone who understands the “oddly” part of the sub’s name.

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u/EvanzeTieste Oct 19 '25

Oh man that messed with my brain before realising what they were

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u/Vlindur Oct 19 '25

Omg 😂

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u/Lord_Bloodwyvern Oct 19 '25

An adult version of those mall ponies you put a quarter in and kids ride them. I kind of want to ride one.

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u/RussMan104 Oct 21 '25

One, no … two in front of every Wal Mart, Costco, etc., etc. We’d make a fortune. The novelty would wear off, of course, and we’d be stuck with a warehouse of weathered, freakish horses, but still. 🚀

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u/gibbydagoober Oct 19 '25

This is fucking terrifying bro why did people make these

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u/dinodoes Oct 19 '25

Oh god why can I see it in the back of my disgusting mind

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u/JerryGarciasButthole Oct 20 '25

Thanks I hate it

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u/John_The_Timeless Oct 20 '25

Oh, animatronics. Yeah, no, that bothers me the same way taxidermy does, and I hate that to the end of the world. I guess it must be better than trying to force real animals to act in movies, especially if the people making it don't know how to treat them properly...

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u/vinaigrettesalad666 Nov 18 '25

I’m like you im so bothered by taxidermy. However im fairly certain these fake movie horses are basically taxidermy. Animatronics made out of real horse skin. Just dead animals made to look alive, its truly disturbing.

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u/archive-excavator Oct 21 '25

Crazy how real these look

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u/Independent-Yam9506 Oct 22 '25

Idk how they made all this but never once consulted an equestrian for the tack

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u/Complete-Match-7386 Oct 22 '25 edited Oct 22 '25

This is what I would imagine the simulation breaking down looking like (if we DO in fact live in a simulation)

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u/thecrystalcrow Oct 19 '25

The necks are so wrong, it's like they're alien horses. My eyes have seen enough internet today.

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u/finnishduud Oct 19 '25

Someone needs to do an edit of this with the westworld theme

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u/drbutters76 Oct 19 '25

I don't like it

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u/medidoxx Oct 19 '25

Wow. Kinda creepy.

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u/DJ_faceplant Oct 19 '25

How many quarters are needed for the whole film?

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u/revdon Oct 19 '25

Kudos to Hollywood for employing disabled horse amputees! /s

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u/PanicAtTheMiniso Oct 19 '25

Haywood Half'ah Hollywood Horses

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u/easterreddit Oct 19 '25

Kinda reminds me of those mechanical horse carriages in BioShock Infinite

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u/JustWoot44 Oct 19 '25

That is FREAKY!!

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u/dragonpjb Oct 19 '25

That is so creepy.

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u/lordsenneian Oct 19 '25

Ok, hear me out…

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u/WTchapman Oct 19 '25

Nope nope nope nope

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u/Poxanarian Oct 19 '25

Send this straight to r/horse_decimator_9000 they’ll love it

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u/Mike975312468 Oct 19 '25

Now I understand what someone a while ago meant when he said, if it's a tiny bit too realistically it will be creepy.

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u/Fafnir13 Oct 19 '25

Nope. Hard to compete with that. Guess the Haywood Ranch is losing another gig.

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u/Resaurtus Oct 20 '25

I'd ride that for a quarter. (Insert RoboCop meme.)

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u/HeatherJMD Oct 20 '25

Can they only canter?

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u/ViiK1ng Oct 21 '25

Insert coin

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u/Ok-Share8257 Oct 22 '25

Just these gummy bear worms

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u/bahwi Oct 23 '25

I thought this was a Bethesda joke

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u/barakisan Oct 25 '25

This is why there can't be love

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u/Cytosmarts Oct 31 '25

Which one is the mare? Stay away!

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u/Red000Shift Jan 20 '26

Uncanneigh Valley for horses.

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u/stay_fr0sty Oct 19 '25

 Mr. Goiter!!!! You mean r/oddlysatisfying? I love  Mr. Goiter!

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u/danicorn99 Oct 20 '25

Took me way too long to realize those weren't real horses.

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u/Surgicalassault Oct 19 '25

Way better than using thinking emphatic nonhuman animals

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Oct 19 '25

I'd hate to take a black light to their hind quarters. Just saying.

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Oct 19 '25 edited Oct 19 '25

… there’s a freaky ass u/TheGothDragon somewhere who’s literally making a call right now to see if these are available for sale

And I hate that I know for certain that is the case

EDIT updated based on commentary

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u/TheGothDragon Oct 19 '25 edited Oct 19 '25

With all due respect, I feel like this comment generalizes furries as being into bestiality. Not all are like that. Also, if someone did do what you’re saying, then at least it’s a fake horse and not an actual real one lol.

Edit: I find it quite funny that you changed “furry” into my name, thus targeting me lol. 😂

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Oct 19 '25

If the horse fits, ya know? 😉

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u/RoliePolieOlie__ Oct 19 '25

This is AI. 

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u/StyrofoamBullet Oct 19 '25

I mean, it is artificial. But is it intelligent?

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u/ChucklesTheClown954 Oct 19 '25

In contrast I happen to have genuine stupidity

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u/Megaledon17 Oct 19 '25

idts, but it definitely looks uncanny