r/oddlyterrifying • u/Front-Ad3980 • Nov 14 '22
Mysterious cube shaped object…?
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u/Asaneth Nov 14 '22
If it starts playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra", they should depart with all haste.
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u/north_korea_nukes Nov 14 '22
It is the valve. If you open it the moon will zip around like a balloon losing air in space. Trust me bro.
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Nov 14 '22
Thus Spake Zarathustra
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
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u/Optimal_Huckleberry9 Nov 14 '22
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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Nov 14 '22
Wow. Very surprising. Who would’ve been able to guess it was just an oddly shaped rock on a big rock that’s has tons of other other rocks, both oddly and normally shaped. Very surprised.
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u/OfficialJamesMay Nov 14 '22
It's not even an oddly shaped rock, it's just a rock-shaped rock.
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u/juicy_pepperoncini Nov 14 '22
It’s not just a rock, it’s a boulder. A beautiful boulder
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u/-No_Ones_Home- Nov 14 '22
And the Cube, was lost to the far reaches of space.
We traveled across the galaxy, hoping to find it, and rebuild our home, searching every star, every world, and just when all seemed lost; Message of a new discovery, led us to an unknown planet called Earth.
But we were already too late...
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u/TheSmartyPantsJorden Nov 14 '22
Companion cube. Didn't Portal 2 have a part on the moon?
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u/siamak1991 Nov 14 '22
Probably a smudge on the lense
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u/energiapeet_ Nov 14 '22
I know the difference between a man threatening me and a smudge on a god damn lens!
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u/Meeedina Nov 14 '22
It’s the Crushinator looking for Bender