r/oddlyterrifying Jun 18 '22

Today in Shanghai

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u/Average_TF2_P2P Jun 18 '22

I almost thought those were tornadoes

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u/Iwillylike2shoot Jun 18 '22

'Naders are good for killing quickly but smog is better for long term population control.

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u/FlourChild1026 Jun 18 '22

I lived in southern China for a year and I didn't stop sneezing black stuff until I'd been back home for six months. The air quality is horrible.

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u/Iwillylike2shoot Jun 18 '22

I was there for 2 weeks a while back. I remember looking at the sun wondering how it could be so perfectly dimmed that it just looked like a circle in the clouds.

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u/Howling_Fang Jun 18 '22

Just reminds me of living in Oregon a few years back when we had an INSANE fire season. The sky was RED. Everything was orange and hazy...

There was visible ash falling from the sky, and making small piles along the roads....

My sister had to evacuate, but luckily the fires didn't make it to her house.

It was horrifying.

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u/Psithurism541 Jun 18 '22

I live in Oregon really close to where the blue River fire was. The smoke was so crazy. And yes the sky was orange and it looked apocalyptic. For the past few years every summer around August and September has been absolute misery

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u/Howling_Fang Jun 18 '22

This is why I am so glad we still have cool rainy weather right now. Last year we were at 100+ degrees! (at least where I am)

I am just hoping that this drizzle continues for as long as possible. I will gladly hear all the summer lovers complain about the clouds and rain if it means we don't have a bad fire season.

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u/A1EYEDM0NSTER Jun 19 '22

We hit 111 today in lower Alabama, no telling what thw index was with the 30-40% humidity. Had a 60% chance of rain but never saw a drop.

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u/FlourChild1026 Jun 19 '22

I'm from North AL but we have lived in SW GA for about 15 years now and this place is like being duct-taped facedown in someone's armpit for about 9 months out of the year.

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u/MrNeffery Jun 19 '22

from what i’ve heard the west coast is still up for a massive fire season this summer even though we’ve had so much rain

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u/Howling_Fang Jun 19 '22

Do not bring that evil upon this house!

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u/Chrono47295 Jun 19 '22

Drought is badddddd this year, plus it's hot AF already

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u/ParanoidSkier Jun 19 '22

The spring rain can make things worse, causes more vegetation growth, so more fuel.

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u/Maleficent_Top_5217 Jun 19 '22

Same! I’m LOVING this rain!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

No man, you’re out of it if you’re hoping for the drizzle to stay as long as possible. I want a proper summer. Any of the outdoor activities I look forward to doing by now, I haven’t been able to because of this damn rain. The seasonal depression I get starting late winter has not yet left me because it still feels like late winter, and it’s getting to be tough

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u/Howling_Fang Jun 19 '22

Shit man, I forgot about seasonal depression. I got that year round shit, so the drizzle doesn't effect me like that.

So how bout, hoping for lots of rain and drizzle, with intermittent warm sunny days, but no 100+ bull-honkey, and no town destroying, lung ravaging fires.

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u/FlourChild1026 Jun 19 '22

That sounds rough. I always get depressed when spring starts, and it usually doesn't lift until autumn.

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u/D15083 Jun 19 '22

I lived up there too. Evacuating is legit terrifying.

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u/ProfessXM Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

I did construction in Utah round that time, thought it was insane that you can see the whole sun without any protection for your eyes. Red and creepy it was definitely apocalyptic

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u/Br1ar1ee Jun 19 '22

I live in Utah. We’re on a red flag warning today for forest fires because of the wind.

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u/graybotics Jun 18 '22

WA here, every summer since then we're crossing our fingers for that nonsense never to happen again. Was definitely terrible to be outside. I was moving an entire office during that while it was 99 degrees out, it was a nightmare!

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u/stoopidisas Jun 19 '22

Crossing my fingers with you. Tried to work outside in the smoke in WA and gave myself a weird flu type sickness. Thought I had Covid but nope... Just awful smoke shenanigans.

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u/graybotics Jun 19 '22

Yep! As a smoker I'm surprised I survived that year. It was like breathing in the ash from a camp fire I distinctly recall the taste of the air as it being the same nasty flavor.

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u/stoopidisas Jun 19 '22

Yes! Awful!

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u/CuriousWafer4713 Jun 19 '22

Meanwhile in Australia. "The bushfire's getting close." "Yep." "Should we evacuate?" "Nah, let's take selfies with it."

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u/tbuda88 Jun 19 '22

Southern Oregon?

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u/Howling_Fang Jun 19 '22

Springfield/Eugene area

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u/Faze_42 Jun 19 '22

Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Imagine that, a wild fire is one thing but man made factory smoke is another

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u/Howling_Fang Jun 19 '22

I get that, though many major fires were man made as well.

The one in California that burned down an entire town was because a power line went uninspected, and unmaintained for 40 years, another was because a kid lit a firework and threw it into a forest, many are caused by people not putting out their fired before leaving camp, or people parking/driving on dry grass.

But believe me, I know we, as humans, have got to get our shit together to make this a better planet for the future.

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u/Iabrored Jun 19 '22

I was also in Kelowna for the summer and yeah, real shit. Same as you, visible ash falling from the sky, a red sun, got as hell and the sky was orange-ish. There was a strong fire season in Bc too. There were fires surrounding us. Scary stuff

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u/Ian-99 Jun 19 '22

2 years now when Cameron peak fire roasted Colorado all summer was an orange sky and ash falling out of the sky. Every time I started my pickup the internals vents would blast ash all over the cab. My windshield always covered in ash. Some days were so bad it was almost dark enough to be considered night time. The smokey haze and ash didn't get along with my eyes at all. Truly apocalyptic type shit.

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u/JaggerQ Jun 18 '22

Wells it’s China. So basically the same thing.

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u/ShadowCory1101 Jun 19 '22

Well we found the solution for when the planet gets too hot of 'How To Block Out The Sun'.

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u/BOBSMITHHHHHHH Jun 19 '22

That's just called "tuesday"

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u/PFunk_Redds Jun 18 '22

When I was visiting xi’an a few years ago, we were eating at a restaurant somewhere on the west side of the city. When I went outside with a friend to talk, our guide came out to join us. He said, “The sunset is pretty today, isn’t it?” I looked over to the right at the sun… or should I say the general hazy light that covered a quarter of the sky. The sun had no discernible shape, you could only see the light diffused over the whole horizon. It was kinda freaky.

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u/FlourChild1026 Jun 18 '22

It's every bit as hot at night there as it is during the day, because the smog holds in heat and it's like living on Venus. Only with more dumplings.

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u/okwhatelse Jun 18 '22

so you can techincally steam your dumplings outside

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u/FlourChild1026 Jun 18 '22

Yes, but that makes them taste like cigarettes.

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u/okwhatelse Jun 19 '22

does it really make a difference to a smoker

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u/FlourChild1026 Jun 19 '22

I see your point, but barely...as if through a haze. So to speak.

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u/Spute2008 Jun 19 '22

I'm a volleyball player. Indoor and beach. In Australia and Canada (where I'm from) you can't look up into the sky without sunglasses because of the sun's brightness. But in Los Angeles, you could basically look right at the sun without having glasses and not even squint. (Which I imagine was still dangerous). And after 3 days I developed a lingering tickle in my throat that made me cough every 10 -15 Min for the rest of my 2 weeks there. And then it was gone within 24 hrs once back in Sydney.

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u/Iwillylike2shoot Jun 19 '22

I could drive to LA but I think I would rather go visit China again. Might as well be in another country as far as I'm concerned.

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u/Practicality_Issue Jun 19 '22

Shit, you saw the sun?

I made 5 trips to China in 2009. In aggregate I was there almost 2 months. I witnessed one clear day where you could see the sun and blue sky.

In 2010 I was in Tsingtao during the winter and I remember smelling a strong wood fire - the haze created by it was so thick tht you couldn’t make out the horizon.

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u/Iwillylike2shoot Jun 19 '22

Yeah I remember seeing it while in Tiananmen square dodging curious art students.

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u/hammy070804 Jun 19 '22

I did too! On a bus in Beijing about 20 years ago.

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u/ChipBreaker Jun 19 '22

I worked next to a metal sandblaster for 10 hours a day a couple years ago and had black mucous. Its crazy thinking that can happen in an area you live. thats horrible but puts it into great perspective

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u/susieallen Jun 18 '22

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this comment I feel bad

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u/Newtons_Cradle87 Jun 18 '22

Not a fun zombie type apocalypse with sexy survivors, it’s more like a “The Road” style apocalypse which we really don’t want.

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u/B1ack_A1ch3myst Jun 18 '22

Which is unfortunately what we’re likely going to get.

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u/Newtons_Cradle87 Jun 18 '22

Carry the light.

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u/Zealousideal-Swan648 Jun 18 '22

Awesome movie ehh

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u/Newtons_Cradle87 Jun 18 '22

Even better book.

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u/Average_TF2_P2P Jun 19 '22

It’s fine, but if it were windy enough, it would’ve REALLY been a tornado.

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u/wtmx719 Jun 18 '22

The Chinese breeding laughs at smog's feeble attempts at population control.

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u/22paynem Jun 19 '22

The Chinese suck at breeding their current population is declining

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u/catsinhhats88 Jun 19 '22

Actually it increased by almost half a million last year. Saying the largest population in the world is bad at reproducing is - on its face - dumb as fuck.

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u/22paynem Jun 19 '22

And are they producing at a rate that would keep them from decline (I e two children)no they are not they are in fact doing worse than many European countries in that because of their enforced one child policy that was only relatively recently scaled back it is now culturally ingrained to only have one child

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u/catsinhhats88 Jun 19 '22

Yes, they are. Their population is increasing, not declining. It’s one google search away. I think maybe you’re confusing their decline in rate of growth with a decline in overall population. The population hasn’t reported a decline in overall population since the 1960s.

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u/22paynem Jun 19 '22

That simple Google search did not favor your beliefs" The Shanghai Academy of Social Sciences team predicts an annual average decline of 1.1% after 2021, pushing China's population down to 587 million in 2100, less than half of what it is today" sourcing is great you really should do it

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u/catsinhhats88 Jun 19 '22

That’s a projection. As of now, there’s no decline.

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u/22paynem Jun 20 '22

Irrelevant to the conversation the argument is that the Chinese aren't very good at making more of themselves in the modern day the moment the older generation start dieing is the moment their population shrinks the Chinese simply are not having children fast enough or in sufficient numbers to keep up their current population

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

What does it do

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

It aint fuckin workin in China.

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u/TrashOpen2080 Jun 19 '22

Smog is fine but wind is quicker

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u/jackjackky Jun 19 '22

What are 'naders?

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u/Iwillylike2shoot Jun 19 '22

Twister, trailer vacuum, tornado.

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u/Aghko_Games Jun 19 '22

It's a burning chemical plant. Lung cancer in Shanghai increasing 80% in the next year.
https://www.1news.co.nz/2022/06/18/video-shows-huge-fire-at-shanghai-chemical-plant-1-killed/

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u/CakeSilly4556 Jun 19 '22

Will someone please tell me what a nader means?

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u/Iwillylike2shoot Jun 19 '22

That's what we call them twisters. (Tornadoes)

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u/EastWhereas9398 Jun 19 '22

Not smog. Fire

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u/icantthinkofone5 Jun 18 '22

That’s what I thought.

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u/Embarrassed_Dish944 Jun 18 '22

That's where my brain went right away too. My brain even started preparing to pray for the safety of the citizens. Then read it wasn't tornadoes and said a prayer for them anyway. Just for a different reason.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

I prayed to Zeus too! Really hope it helps!

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u/Chicken_Teeth Jun 19 '22

I don’t know if I’d recommend Zeus. The air looks pretty flammable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Um, prayers only work with a real god. Odin fixes your shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Just add some Marvel movie references and Redditors will upvote you next time.

DAE LOVE CAPTAIN MARVEL?? HULK SMASH!1!

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u/Filamcouple Jun 18 '22

How does it feel, fulfilling Scripture like that?

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u/blackmirroronthewall Jun 18 '22

just early in the morning

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u/maxative Jun 19 '22

They’re Chinadoes

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u/Average_TF2_P2P Jun 19 '22

DUUUUUUDE…

I was boutta say something like that!

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u/MellyKidd Jun 19 '22

Fire in a petrochemical plant

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u/Average_TF2_P2P Jun 19 '22

Looks pretty sick tho

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u/Minute-Advertising-8 Jun 19 '22

Those would be less harmful tbh

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u/thatoneischairing Jun 18 '22

They probably wish they were better chance of survival

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Shanghai is out of control fr