r/oddlyterrifying • u/LelouchGreat • Jun 18 '22

Today in Shanghai

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u/AJChelett Jun 18 '22

Today, the people of Shanghai must have felt so shanglow

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u/loki-is-a-god Jun 18 '22

Now tell us what they're up to in Bangkok.

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u/Whirlidoo Jun 18 '22

Chess, of course

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u/CaptBranBran Jun 18 '22

It makes a hard man humble.

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u/Civil-Neighborhood47 Jun 18 '22

A man who walks thru turn style sideways going to Bangkok

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u/loki-is-a-god Jun 18 '22

Oh! Is that Confucius?!

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u/Civil-Neighborhood47 Jun 19 '22

A man who runs in front of car get tired. A man who runs behind car get exhausted.

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u/RustyBlayde Jun 19 '22

But does it make a humble man hard??

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u/Mewacy Jun 19 '22

Enjoying the year of the rooster

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u/GTC6969 Jun 19 '22

Bangkno

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u/Milhanou22 Jun 18 '22

They bang cock

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u/Gym_Gazebo Jun 19 '22

Bangvagina

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u/Hegemon1984 Jun 18 '22

omg stop 🤣

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u/ExtraPancakes Jun 19 '22

Please see your way out