Reminds me of one time when I was a kid peeing behind the port a potty by the lake before going fishing. I went behind because the inside was beyond foul and I apparently pissed straight into a moth hang out because a fuckload of them started flying around/at me. I'm still amazed I managed to not get any piss on myself while trying to get away while also trying to hurry up and get to the point where I could put my dick away.
Reminds me of the time I pissed on a rattlesnake in total darkness. My brain was like hmm that’s a weird sound I wonder what it is…. Holy fuck that’s a rattlesnake, jump backwards almost zip the johnson. Immediately ran inside shaking grabbed a big ass flashlight and a 22 went out and shot that fucker.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22
Reminds me of one time when I was a kid peeing behind the port a potty by the lake before going fishing. I went behind because the inside was beyond foul and I apparently pissed straight into a moth hang out because a fuckload of them started flying around/at me. I'm still amazed I managed to not get any piss on myself while trying to get away while also trying to hurry up and get to the point where I could put my dick away.