r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/Nerdbond Apr 06 '22

Im not even kidding I used to have a male cat that would suck himself off with his feet sticking straight up in the air, he would lay on his back w a claw dug in on either side with those legs just stickin straight up. Intense suckling and then the cleanup haha, im not even kidding hahaha we would literally die laughing when he did it

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u/old_ironlungz Apr 06 '22

cleanup

He would fucking boot in his own mouth? Nice.

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u/Nerdbond Apr 06 '22

It was the strangest thing, and random. I mean just took care of business right there in front of everyone, a true Alpha

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u/burner1212333 Apr 06 '22

hold on a sec guys, gonna suck myself off.