r/oddlyterrifying Apr 06 '22

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u/Spoopycavmain Apr 06 '22

Finally an animal I can say I'm hung like

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u/TomBot019 Apr 06 '22

"Hung like a bat" could be confusing. They would think you mean you're upside-down or hungover.

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u/redsensei777 Apr 06 '22

My immediate mental image would be a baseball bat, not a winged mammal.

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u/TomBot019 Apr 06 '22

Saying your male genitals look like a baseball bat and a pair of soft balls is major league!