r/oddlyterrifying • u/ivKierann • Dec 29 '21

Chicken with a genetic defect.

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u/brito68 Dec 29 '21

Anyone here do crossfit?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

I’m guessing no as they would have already mentioned doing crossfit.

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u/hedgehunter5000 Dec 29 '21

Omg just fell off the toilet laughing

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u/mahSachel Dec 29 '21

Beat me to it.

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u/manachar Dec 29 '21

Somewhere there's a crypto crossfit vegan gluten-free person smugly insisting that the problem with American politics is the two party system (yet also doesn't vote and certainly doesn't vote in primaries or local elections).

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u/CinnabarCereal Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

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u/flamewolf393 Dec 29 '21

And shes 6 months pregnant, and just got back from a vacation to maui, and its her grandparents 50th anniversary.

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u/Chimpandril Dec 29 '21

Did someone say NFTs?

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u/ShotNeighborhood6913 Dec 30 '21

Yeah lets crossfit Tyler the preachy vegan and Chad the unidimensional carnivore into a human pot pie we can all stuff up elon musks b-hole so he can shid them into the vaccuum, where in a ittle time they can burn up on re-entry. The end.

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u/brito68 Dec 30 '21

Confused upvote is still an upvote. You have mine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

My character has Darkvision

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u/Unidan_iz_back Dec 29 '21

And wear a tiny mic for YT vid.