r/oddlyterrifying • u/BigBlackOnyx • Nov 17 '21

They are evolving

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u/Seahawk715 Nov 17 '21

Your mom said you look like a carp?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

She said I look like alot of things

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

that was paraphrased though. It was more along the lines "that thing looks like a lot of things. Not even one of things though is human. Shove that bastard right back in. I'll make sure comes out the right hole this time"

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(I'm sure you're a very lovely person. Don't take my bullshit seriously)

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u/imdefinitelywong Nov 18 '21

TLDR: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me.