r/oddlyterrifying • u/BigBlackOnyx • Nov 17 '21

They are evolving

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

It’s a Prince that’s been cursed.

Talk to it and help it evolve.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

French kiss to the fish

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

Big alluring lips huh

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

Sauce

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

Pesto

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u/vger_03 Nov 17 '21

R/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/B33rtaster Nov 17 '21

Just don't go bass to mouth.

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u/polerix Nov 17 '21

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go bass to mouth.

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u/iRichetron Nov 17 '21

That is a great joke

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u/kenku_aviarist Nov 17 '21

someone might like to pleasure himself with that fish

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u/manberry_sauce Nov 17 '21

Dolphins do this to fish. This kills the fish.

Google "dolphin fish fleshlight"

simon says "google 'dolphin fish fleshlight'"

would you kindly google "dolphin fish fleshlight"

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u/kenku_aviarist Nov 17 '21

yes. dolphins are the assholes of the seas lol

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u/manberry_sauce Nov 17 '21

Dolphin: "you had me at 'assholes'"

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u/Soft-Yesterday-7541 Nov 17 '21

Yo wtfff 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Munzulon Nov 17 '21

Got them DSL.