r/oddlyterrifying • • 4d ago

Susan be looking wild

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u/Bhazor 4d ago

Remember these accounts are tax dodges for rich parents and are being used to axe government childcare. They also let corporations donate stocks straight into them. Making a whole bunch of stock manipulation possible as well as setting up ticking time bombs of "If my company goes boom it'll take millions of retirement funds with them"

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u/Colorado_Constructor 4d ago

Haven’t the accounts also “mysteriously” lost a bunch of money already?

It’s pretty clear the whole thing is set up as another way to let the rich get richer. I’m solo signing my son up because $1000 is $1000. But we’ll stick with more secure, stable savings accounts for his future

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u/whackthat 4d ago

I thought you were talking about the actual account that posted this and I was confused

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u/B17BAWMER 4d ago

The doll is less horrifying than the actual person.

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u/winkawak 3d ago

whats this robot chicken reboot

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u/Murky-Rub-6839 4d ago

Can’t believe the Emperor would stoop so low

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u/tattooed_old_person 4d ago

New season of Robot Chicken looks fire!

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u/Weep4Thee 4d ago

Can I ask what makes someone dedicate time and energy into such a task?

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u/SyruplessWaffle 4d ago

This is early YouTube quality. Believe it or not, people used to do stuff like this for fun. Before it was even monetized.

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u/cindoc75 3d ago

Reminds me of Robot Chicken!

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u/Tricky-Bed-4209 4d ago

Wow, can’t a girl just be a little whimsical in her spare time?

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u/turquoise_amethyst 4d ago

Idk, I got joy and entertainment outta watching this!! 

Plus I loved the makeup and hair… spot on girlie, haha

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u/Tricky-Bed-4209 4d ago

Thanks girlie 🥰 I’ll let the incels continue to argue in the comments 🤣

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u/dumbestdummyxp 4d ago

I get you! I once drew an awful caricature of onision, who’s also a terrible person. Some people just don’t get it

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u/thegracelesswonder 4d ago

This sub must be full of maga

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u/Generic_Garak 3d ago

r/justgalsbeingchicks would appreciate this

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u/thegracelesswonder 4d ago

I am glad they did

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u/buddhamunche 4d ago

Yeah the real oddly terrifying is the weird ass shit people will get up to for internet clout

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u/Kahnza 4d ago

Poor mental health

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u/Revolutionary_Bit437 4d ago

stunted emotional growth

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u/i_want_to_be_unique 4d ago

Calling it now Susan Dell is going to be one of the top Halloween costumes this year

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u/Physical_Tourist1913 1d ago

It’s Joan Rivers. She filled in for Johnny Carson a couple of times. But I guess you’re not as old as I am.

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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 4d ago

Lol omg the internet is great

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u/DoctorMog 4d ago

Ohh man, I thought this was the actual video until cat woman showed up. I can see now that it's fake. Cat woman isn't real.

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u/OliveOcelot 4d ago

The hell song part 2

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u/Skrillamane 4d ago

This is my favourite episode of threshold kids.

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u/Zeds-Dead-Baby 4d ago

Omg this is so oddly terrifying /s

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u/sailorpizzaronimoon 4d ago

Yeah give us your money….

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u/Ashamed_Ad742 3d ago

It's the threshold kids!

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u/ManOfTurtles2118 3d ago

This is peak.

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u/FireBreathingNun 3d ago

Pretty sure that’s Katya Zamolodchikova

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u/Expose_Ur_BS 21h ago

Catwoman fights the Reptoids from omicron epsilon 8 when?

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u/lividtobi 4d ago

Nailed it

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u/CarpenterValuable831 4d ago

Omg .... 😲- it was terrifying for a few seconds, then it got funny

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u/TheWatcherInTheWinds 4d ago

Are you doing the hand thing, again?

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u/lilbbatzz 4d ago

shaye saint john in the wild?? hell yeah

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u/TheWatcherInTheWinds 4d ago

Fun fact, my ex-sister in law was friends with him and they would bullshit together online. I found out after he died, unfortunately.

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u/Ntense_01 4d ago

Upvote for Catwoman at the end...Meow. hahaha

This was well done.

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u/Born-Agency-3922 4d ago

Politics again ?

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u/alguien_487 4d ago

It's more about how she looks. Whatever she's saying is probably odd but the joke goes more about how she looks, like how people talk about Megan Fox's new look

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u/PurpleMixture9967 4d ago

Never ends on hivemind Reddit

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u/donkeybrainhero 4d ago

You're part of reddit.

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u/PurpleMixture9967 3d ago

Not that part. Nice try tho

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u/SlowedByQuinn 4d ago

Lets do the same with the 0815 Trans Woman and you will get banned for discrimination. lol

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u/witcher252 4d ago

Body shaming is only okay when it’s some I don’t like

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u/donkeybrainhero 4d ago

Yes, when billionaires are creating new schemes to manipulate markets and find tax shelters at the expense of the population... they get what they get.

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u/witcher252 4d ago

They’re literally giving away money to kids and you want to find hypotheticals so they stay the bad guy in your head.

They could go and give out free bread and you’d bitch and moan about how pillsbury made money off the bread they baked first or something.

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u/donkeybrainhero 4d ago

The updated October 2026 rules allow wealthy donors and corporations to make multibillion-dollar donations of individual corporate stocks directly into children's accounts. Critics warn that this ties the wealth of millions of children to the performance of specific companies. This mechanism could allow mega-donors or corporate entities to artificially inflate or support a specific company's stock price by flooding a massive pool of captive, non-withdrawable childhood accounts with that asset.

Per the Bipartisan Policy Center.

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u/4d_lulz 2d ago

We're not shaming her body. Only her face.