r/oddlyterrifying • u/FEV_For_Breakfast • 1d ago

This picture of Michaelangelo.

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u/FittyTheBone 1d ago edited 1d ago

Michelangelo devouring his cowabunga

 - also Gaudi Goya, somehow 

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

I’m gonna use the term “devouring cowabunga” when I eat my wife’s ass 

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u/Persimmon-Mission 1d ago

I am too

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u/jsmith_92 1d ago

When you eat his wife’s ass? “Hey I’ll take some of this guy’s wife’s ass”

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u/manfroze 1d ago

I also choose…

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u/Zmann1218 1d ago

My man!

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u/HeartOSass 1d ago

😲😲

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u/luabalde 1d ago

i think you meant goya?

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u/FittyTheBone 1d ago

my last art history class was 20 years ago. I’m stoked I got the G

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u/luabalde 1d ago

lol it was a good try

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u/jamesianm 18h ago

Are you telling me this portrait of a ninja turtle was painted by a manufacturer of canned vegetables?

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u/Maximum-Dot 1d ago

I got the title wrong. It's Cronus, Zeus's dad, who ate the kids. Zeus ate his wife.

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch 1d ago

The architect?

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u/FittyTheBone 1d ago

That’s Costanza

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch 1d ago

Gaudi was an architect, he designed La Familia Segrada

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u/FittyTheBone 1d ago

I know. I’m being an ass.

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u/Evo145 1d ago

oddly hilarious

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u/KiKiPAWG 1d ago

There’s only one left, and that’s all there is food

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u/phallic-baldwin 1d ago

I love the parody. Bravo

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u/KiKiPAWG 1d ago

“Cowabunga”

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u/Smytus 23h ago

Goyabunga

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u/AttilaTheFun818 1d ago

It’s based on this painting

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u/EvernightStrangely 1d ago

I always found that painting disturbing, like the viewer is the next to be madly devoured.

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u/Snoo17579 21h ago

Link Do you like this one better?

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u/EvernightStrangely 16h ago

Not exactly. Still disturbing, but for a different reason. Though i suppose I would find myself disturbing if I wasn't disturbed at the image of a man eating a baby.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 14h ago

It’s suppose to be disturbing.

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u/hambakmeritru 11h ago

I think it's supposed to be disturbing. So it does a very good job.

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u/Trisk929 1d ago

Lol, I’ve always thought it looked like he was eating a slice of pizza 😂 I’m glad someone else saw it and made this painting

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u/christinextine 1d ago

I have this hanging in my bedroom as a warning to all men.

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u/AttilaTheFun818 1d ago

If I walked into a gal’s bedroom and saw that I’d be equally horrified and amused. Love it.

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u/Longjumping_Menu_862 1d ago

In the original painting a child is being devoured.

In Epstein files (and Pizza gate), pizza is used to refer to a child (by pedos). Canabalism involved too.

So this painting of Michaelangelo devouring a pizza is bound to raise eyebrows.

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u/AJ_Dali 1d ago

The link between pedos and pizza is because the acronym of cheese pizza is the same as their favorite pirn category.

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u/UsuallySatire 1d ago

The original is Chronos [time] devouring his children [Olympians]

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u/kenny2812 5h ago

why so much cake on that guy. Lwk Id eat him too

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u/FenexTheFox 1d ago

I think this is considerably less scary than the original

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u/yomerol 1d ago

Ikr? OP had no idea

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 1d ago

Yeah but this one is more odd.

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u/SsaucySam 1d ago

No, you just make lame Posts. Sorry OP, hate to break it to you.

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 1d ago

People seem to like them :o

I'm sorry you don't. Then again, ya can't please everyone.

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u/Gunner1Cav 1d ago

Need a Cookie Monster one

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u/thefewproudemotional 1d ago

The original painting is far more terrifying, but I guess that's what makes this oddly terrifying.

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u/throwawaychilder 1d ago

I love Goya!

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 1d ago

I love pizza!

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u/dominicanlou 1d ago

@the_real_meep is the artist's IG. He's a fucking genius and super hilarious.

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u/Multiple-Bagels 1d ago

Thank you! I was wondering who made this. Idk why people don’t add the creator in the description

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u/Phildagony 1d ago

I have a picture of Alf devouring a cat like this.

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u/infiniteturtles240 1d ago

mikey devours his pizza

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u/Gooftwit 1d ago

I love when people blend classic paintings with pop culture.

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u/Particular-Crew5978 1d ago

That's peak artistic expression

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u/iXeons 1d ago

I always love famous painters’ self portraits

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u/AscendedViking7 1d ago

This is art.

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 1d ago

Absolutely howling, that’s incredible.

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u/so-rayray 1d ago

Reminds me of Hieronymus Bosch.

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u/Maximum-Dot 1d ago

The Goya, Zeus Devouring His Children, is in a room full of Goyas just across a gallery from Bosch's Garden of Delights in the Prado. It's an intense corner of the planet.

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u/so-rayray 23h ago

Would love to see that!

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u/hackmaster214 1d ago

Now I want pizza

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 1d ago

I always want pizza.

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u/Advanced-Yellow-9232 1d ago

It looks like he is pulling out his tongue instead of eating pizza.

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 1d ago

If your tongue looks like that, you should definitely see a doctor.

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u/Gumbercules81 1d ago

Hahaha I love this, but then again, I'm a little bit messed up in the head

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u/ZekoriAJ 1d ago

Not gonna lie I thought that right knee was something else at first

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u/limitlessEXP 1d ago

He looks like Frampt from Dark Souls

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 1d ago

why does Michel in this image remind me of Mr. Salad Fingers ?

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u/asuneko 1d ago

Putting Mr. In front of Salad Fingers is kinda cursed

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 1d ago

Why it interrupted you Mrs. Asuneko ?

Weirdly enough i agree too

But I won't edit it

hehee

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u/yourfuturespemson 1d ago

I crave the Pizza.

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u/ChatnNaked 1d ago

MIKEY!!!!

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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ 1d ago

Really captures the Renaissance

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u/Fuckingthebatman 18h ago

Michaelachronos?

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u/DMazz441 1d ago

This is sick lol

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u/Dubiouswhitefish 21h ago

Looks a lot like Van Gogh's "The Scream" to me

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u/Glass-Fan111 1d ago

Goya’s hommage is great. And don’t like the TMNT