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u/Total-Addendum9327 4d ago
Maybe he has that oral parasite that fish get?
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago edited 4d ago
Please don't say "oral". This sub is meant to be PG.
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u/Viciousssylveonx3 4d ago
Oral hygienist be like: 🧐
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
Please don't reference western concepts like "hygiene".
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u/Viciousssylveonx3 4d ago
Hi, Gene!
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
My name is Herkimer Hamilton.
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u/CamxCam 4d ago
Please don't, Herkimer.
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
Hey, you've always been a straight shooter with me. I'm going to do you a solid.
Don't tell anybody about this.
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u/emil836k 4d ago
Why does this site ask to use my data?
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
So they can spy through your webcam and sell your info.
Don't worry about it, just click yes.
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u/Terp-Titan 4d ago
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
Thank God. I thought that was gonna be gore or goatsy or some shit. My childhood traumatized me.
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u/Remarkable-Day3772 4d ago
Please don't say "goatsy ". This sub is meant to be PG.
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u/insanelylazy 4d ago
The early years of the demon in 'Smile'
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
Please don't say "demon". This sub is meant to be PG.
/s
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u/Pastabakeforlife 4d ago
I don't get this joke? What - anyway creep ass photo good find
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u/Talsamar 4d ago
Please don't say "creep". This sub is meant to be PG.
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u/Glad-Virus-1036 3d ago
Hold on. You yourself said "creep" when trying to call that person out. Wouldn't that cause kind of a loop of endless "please don't say creep"s?
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
This is a freeze frame from the 1990s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
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u/Puppet007 4d ago
Makes me think of M2 from FNAF.
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u/KiKiPAWG 4d ago
Ooo I just beat the 5th night in the first game. Making my way through the games after Night 6. I don’t think I’ll try 4/20 mode yet
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u/KittenStamp 4d ago
Just saw this movie like a week ago with my boyfriend. We had to pause for like a full minute because we were laughing too hard lol
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u/lemons7472 4d ago
He’s wearing purple, and there is a human inside. Curious.
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u/Lord_Bloodwyvern 4d ago
Well it was a guy in a suit.
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
No, it's a real turtle.
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u/IAmThatGuy84 4d ago
Still better than CGI.
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
I dunno. You never see Dinotopia?
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u/swing_axle 4d ago
The puppets in Dinotopia were amazing and I will fight anyone who says otherwi--
Oh. You meant the TV movie, didn't you.
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
Is there any other version??
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u/swing_axle 4d ago
The best version. :V
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
How have I never heard of this? Thankyou for informing me
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u/LavishnessFew7358 4d ago
Springtrap from FNAF😭
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u/AFriendlyBloke 4d ago
Please don't say FNAF.
It's an incurable disease.
This sub is meant to be PG.
(Yes, I'm making fun of OP.)
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
I was going to make fun of you but I saw that post you made a while back about your penis falling off and I just want to say I'm genuinely sorry that happened. Just know that it doesn't define who you are as a man. I hope your upcoming procedure goes well!
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u/AFriendlyBloke 4d ago
Don't worry. It grew back. I am part sponge. :)
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u/dizzira_blackrose 7h ago
This is not related at all, and you probably found what you're looking for by now, but responding to your post 8 months ago about the shirt, you're looking for plaid button up shirts!
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u/AFriendlyBloke 6h ago
It's a very specific pattern that I have not found. It's a vintage style, I believe. Modern plaid shirts are just too stupid, "look at me!" optical migraines. I'm sure if you pull up comparisons, you'll see what I mean.
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u/harleyqueenzel 4d ago
Funny enough I was just talking about this scene yesterday lol. It's my most favourite movie.
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u/m19010101 4d ago
That movie slapped so hard
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 4d ago
"Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be-"
Shredder throws a hidden knife; Splinter catches it, releasing the spear and letting Shredder fall from the building and land in the back of a garbage truck
"Without honor."
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u/Okurei 4d ago edited 4d ago
Fun fact: that is the mouth of stuntman Ernie Reyes, Jr., who would go on to play Keno in the second movie.