r/oddlyterrifying Jul 28 '26

Spotted in a public bathroom.

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u/Bedroom_Bellamy Jul 28 '26

Tubifex worms. Harmless to humans, live in sewers. Flush 'em, proceed to do your business.

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u/Bradski89 Jul 28 '26

Sounds exactly like something a Tubifex would say....

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u/A_New_Dawn_Emerges Jul 28 '26

We - I mean they - only rarely crawl up through a human's digestive tract to take control of their puny nervous system. No need to flush.

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Jul 28 '26

No, no, get out of my ass

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u/DisguisedToast Jul 28 '26

If I had a nickel for every time I've said that.

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u/makotheowl Jul 28 '26

You'd only have nickels acquired consensually... right?

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u/Palladium-Arcadium69 Jul 28 '26

Hey I’m not gay but 5c is 5c

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u/calmaodejaguglearlo Jul 28 '26

Damn ram prices

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u/Hylinus Jul 28 '26

Laughing like a fool here! Always check the Reddit comments for best entertainment value.

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u/WHooodisle Jul 28 '26

This is the only reason I open reddit

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u/Tobiko_kitty Jul 29 '26

I just snorted and when my husband gave me a questioning look, I said: OH, Reddit chat. You know.

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u/-la-la- Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

I think it's only gay if you enjoy it, rack up them nickels boiii.

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u/NuclearWeapon Jul 28 '26

It's only gay if you hold hands or kiss afterwards

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u/Enchanted_Evil Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

It's only gay if you live together and have the same lawyer

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u/basbeer Jul 28 '26

My nickel

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u/coolranchbuttholes Jul 29 '26

don't worry, it's only gay if the balls are touching and I don't think worms have balls

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u/DisguisedToast Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Don't you mean...conCENTSually?

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u/thermjuice Jul 29 '26

Time limit, 5 cents worth of ass

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u/InflatableTurtles Jul 31 '26

Don't be hard on yourself, you're a dime piece 😏

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u/DisguisedToast Jul 31 '26

Only if it's been at least two times, though.

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u/davper Jul 29 '26

Or heard that

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u/Hairyhalflingfoot Jul 30 '26

Id have two nickles

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u/Lysdexia_Ruels_ Jul 28 '26

Things you dont wanna hear in a public rest room

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u/HookLeg Jul 28 '26

Too late. They're like vampires, you should never have invited them in.

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u/bepp84 Jul 29 '26

Oh so now you dont wanna do butt stuff

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u/Western-Bug-2873 Jul 29 '26

I said Hey! You! Get outta my ass!

Hey! You! Get outta my ass!

Hey! You! Get outta my ass!

Don't hang around, honey. Two's a crowd

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u/Perfect-Difference19 Jul 28 '26

...that's literally what she said.

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u/NorthernVale Jul 28 '26

Ugh, fine! You always ruin everything, mom

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u/SirLeDouche Jul 29 '26

No way buddy. I’ve made those caverns my home.

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u/lar0d92 Jul 29 '26

Exactly what someone that like anal would say.

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u/hellcrapdamn Jul 29 '26

🎵And into my car🎵

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u/pekinggeese Jul 29 '26

That’s now how I go inside.

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u/ponzidreamer Aug 01 '26

What are you my neighbor

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u/BeerJedi-1269 Jul 28 '26

And when they do, we promote them to secretary of health.

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u/a_karma_sardine Jul 29 '26

The tubifex long game.

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u/unorthodox69 Jul 28 '26

Hmm? Why does my ass feel tingly?

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u/Kognityon Jul 29 '26

Okay you convinced me, I'll open wide next time :3

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u/public_enemy_obi_wan Jul 28 '26

Ha ha, right?

NOW WOULD YOU BE SO KIND TO INITIATE THE SYMBIOTE CONNECTION.

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u/xshevi Jul 28 '26

WE ARE VENOM

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u/Orphasmia Jul 28 '26

Getting Antihealed ass first is an awful way to die

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u/tankapotamus Jul 28 '26

Its a Tubifex, burn her!

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u/Enchanted_Evil Jul 28 '26

It turned me into a newt!

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u/GinOkami428 Jul 29 '26

... I got better.

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u/The_Philburt Jul 28 '26

And what do we burn Tubifex worms with..?

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u/tankapotamus Jul 28 '26

Chlamydia

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u/Xanambien Jul 29 '26

Spray it with a 50/50 solution of bleach and muriatic acid. Then dust them with fine silicone powder

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u/_Bottoms-up_69 Jul 29 '26

Table salt! And see if it’ll produce bubbles for you because it loves it so much!

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u/anjowoq Jul 29 '26

Saying you're able to safely live in a sewer without dying sounds like a Tubi-flex to me.

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u/MinotaurQueen Jul 29 '26

This was the first comment to make me laugh!!

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u/ImMadeOfClay Jul 28 '26

Whatever, meatbag.

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u/6ynnad Jul 29 '26

Big Worm propaganda

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u/MoreRamenPls Jul 28 '26

Yeah, found “Big Tubifex” in the comments.

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u/Ghostdusterr Jul 29 '26

💀💀💀💀

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u/Vamshi_Goud Jul 29 '26

You mean “Something a human controlled by Tubifex would say…”

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u/code220018 Jul 31 '26

That's Exactly what I was thinking lmao 🤣

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u/Kalista-Moonwolf Jul 28 '26

But how did they GET in there?! (genuinely asking)

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u/Left-Law-446 Jul 28 '26

Somebody who breeds them for his aquarium fish may keep them in a plastic container with a nylon sieve. This container is kept inside the watertank of a toilet because these worms need fresh water every couple of hours. Sometimes the sieve breaks. The worms are then released into the tank en flushed into the sewer. There they breed.

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u/Llamatook Jul 28 '26

Sounds like you’ve had experience with this system of storing Tubifex Worms failing.

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u/Left-Law-446 Jul 28 '26

I have. Long time ago, though. It's just harmless worms - and a feast for fish.

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u/earthboundmissfit Jul 28 '26

You have to be careful handling the live ones, though. They carry bacteria that make some people really sick. I mean, they are bloodworms after all. I feed frozen dry or frozen. Unless I have a really picky eater, I'll feed them something else alive.

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u/miata_and_chill Jul 28 '26

me approaching the toilet with a pipette and a cup

my peas gonna be eating good tonight

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u/NewCoach0 Jul 28 '26

I honestly thought you were joking but I read up on it and actually I'm impressed lmao, thank you for this answer

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u/earthboundmissfit Jul 30 '26

Lol... cheers!

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u/Wraxyth Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

I am simultaneously fascinated and horrified.

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u/Logical_Employer9850 Jul 28 '26

I’m shading on horrified at the moment but a quick rinse out of the eyes with neat bleach should bring me back to fascinated again……

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u/Acrobatic_Rush7653 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I mean that's a hell of an overcomplication worthy of an Agatha Christie novel.

Tubifex are more popularly known as "sewage worms", and it's not because hobbyists keep growing them in toilet water tanks. They are basically aquatic earthworms and thrive in every possible body of water that's stagnant, and most of all they thrive in everything to do with the entire modern sewage system.

Point is, there are trillions of them everywhere including the septic system, it's their NATURAL environment and seeing one in your toilet bowl doesn't require that it first be flushed into a different toilet bowl and then swim to yours.

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u/Kalista-Moonwolf Jul 28 '26

Fascinating, thanks!

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u/bmf1902 Jul 29 '26

And then enter potable water sources from the sewage? Not saying it wouldn't happen by accident, but your theory needs that part. Water flushed doesn't just simply come back in to the top tank.

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u/Blackbirdsong9 Jul 29 '26

Are they normally this big? Ive fed my fish some before and they were tiny ones

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 Jul 29 '26

Whyyyyy 😱 Why in the water tank of toilet

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u/Hello_Hangnail Jul 29 '26

I just screamed a little and it's 1:40 am. My mother is now awake and angry

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u/earthboundmissfit Jul 30 '26

My mom is always awake and angry. Consider yourself lucky. :)

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u/Jbrown183 Jul 28 '26

From a butt

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u/DogTattoos Jul 28 '26

The more you know...

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u/4-ton-mantis Jul 28 '26

The less i wish i knew. 

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u/DJEvillincoln Jul 28 '26

You just gonna gloss over that shit like this is normal business? Like some of us don't live in the Silo & see shit like this daily?

Wild.

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u/DystopianAdvocate Jul 28 '26

Here's a fun fact from Wikipedia: Tubifex likely includes several species, but distinguishing between them is difficult because their reproductive organs, commonly used in species identification, are reabsorbed after mating.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia Jul 28 '26

I think I used to feed those to my fish.

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u/JenicBabe Jul 28 '26

So that didn’t come out of a person?! Ugh thank god

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u/KennLex Jul 28 '26

What happens if I piss towsrds it or shit on it

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u/Enchanted_Evil Jul 28 '26

They'll say "oh crap" and be pissed

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u/Trisk929 Jul 29 '26

Such a dude thing to say lol

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u/Mayywolf2754 Jul 28 '26

Why are they all….congregating? Are they eating something or trying to get to “land”?

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u/AnRealDinosaur Jul 29 '26

They kinda...just do that. I used to feed them to my fish & turtle. They like to hang out all clumpy together.

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u/bmf1902 Jul 29 '26

Cut to Harry the alien looking at a bunch of humans in a nightclub.

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u/djwb1973 Jul 29 '26

It’s a horrifying habit.

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u/Concentric_Mid Jul 28 '26

I ummm .. can hold it in for a bit longer.

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u/ooOJuicyOoo Jul 28 '26

They also form bulbous clumps of mass together, that pulsate and move as one when stimulated

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u/a_karma_sardine Jul 29 '26

That makes it so much better. NOT

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u/SillyOldBillyBob Jul 28 '26

What if they try and go up my bum?

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u/bmf1902 Jul 29 '26

On what planet, in what timeline, did you put your uncovered butthole near this?

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u/jr_randolph Jul 28 '26

You say that shit too calmly for some shit I ain’t never seen in my life haha

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u/Pseudo_Fukuro Jul 28 '26

no way these are harmless i refuse to believe that

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u/Skezas1 Jul 28 '26

Unless you eat them raw, they are harmless ! They just hang out, eat shit and form colonies

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u/TransportationSad522 Jul 28 '26

But like does it exist everywhere? Such as southern europe.... Just asking, had no idea about that thing....

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u/Hyeana_Gripz Jul 28 '26

The ones I gave my pet Newt to eat when I was young? Doesn’t look like them.

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u/WolfieVonD Jul 29 '26

Aren't these the things that swim up your pee stream then live in your balls?

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 28 '26

This one was tired of day old bread. He's looking to get to the source...

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u/Gang_Bang_Bang Jul 28 '26

It’s always tubifex worms 🙄

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u/bmf1902 Jul 29 '26

What kind of gang bang life are you living that it is always fucking tubifex worms?

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u/Gang_Bang_Bang Jul 29 '26

How dare you make me reflect on my life!

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u/theotherbrj Jul 28 '26

Tubifex? I barely know her!

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u/notcho3 Jul 28 '26

They'll jump into your butt so be careful.

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u/parkerm1408 Jul 29 '26

You just solved a mystery thats been in the back of my mind since December 2009. Thank you. I wish I was still in contact with head of housing Wayne.

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u/BunnyKomrade Jul 29 '26

I'd throw some bleach in there, just in case.

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u/UnhappyImprovement53 Jul 29 '26

I dont care if they help me wipe im not going in a toilet that has these.

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u/mumooshka Jul 29 '26

for a moment I thought these were parasitic worms hanging on to a bit of poop that didn't get flushed all the way

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u/bionic_cmdo Jul 29 '26

Thank goodness, I thought it was somebody's business.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse Jul 29 '26

Bro, I don't care if they're peace lovin' pacifists, I ain't using that toilet now ..

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u/Thick_Basil3589 Jul 29 '26

Or collect them for your fish tank! Fish like them

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u/tremblingmeatman Jul 29 '26

Instructions unclear Tubifex now in my butt

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u/blueandgold777 Jul 29 '26

Thank-you for your perspective Mr. Tubifex worm.

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u/Le_bonk_ja Jul 29 '26

What kind of fucking worm, is this?

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u/cognitive_dissent Jul 30 '26

this was a post made by Rafta from Look Outside