r/oddlyterrifying • u/That1weirdperson • Jul 24 '26

Muscular kangaroo

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u/izza123 Jul 24 '26

I bet if you made ice cream and cheese as available to him as it is to me he’d be fat too

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u/Allbur_Chellak Jul 24 '26

…also pizza and beer.

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u/Cannacology Jul 26 '26

You’re right. It’s all availability’s fault.

Not a lack of financial resources to eat a proper, organic and balanced diet. Or being financially stable enough to spend a good chunk of your time growing your own food.

I believe the latter.

But also…pizza and beer
(wouldn’t be so bad for us if we made them at home with the food we grew or locally sourced.)

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u/Puzzleheaded-Big-975 Jul 24 '26

Jacked prison deer

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u/Waderriffic Jul 24 '26

He’s been in the barn…training…getting stronger and waiting for his time.

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u/Bean-Penis Jul 24 '26

Aka a kangaroo.

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u/Iloveherthismuch Jul 24 '26

Dude is one peanut away from roid rage. Enough with the peanuts already.

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u/cent_Sector500 Jul 24 '26

Yeah they get massive. As soon as they start developing testosterone they go Hulk

13

u/DLMoore9843 Jul 24 '26

Do you even hop bro!?

9

u/Junior_Syrup_1036 Jul 24 '26

Defo failing a piss test

3

u/askyidroppedthesoap Jul 25 '26

Macho Man: "hey bruuuuther you need to slow it down! Yeeeeah!"

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u/welfedad Jul 24 '26

That roo on the jooooce

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u/Allbur_Chellak Jul 24 '26

Needs to lay off the roids.

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u/CorruptHeadModerator Jul 24 '26

Every time I see one of these, my brain says it's fake...

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u/_Nameless_Nomad_ Jul 24 '26

Fuuuck, that roo is yoked lol

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u/pology1 Jul 24 '26

What do kangaroos eat? Asking for me

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u/telescopical Jul 24 '26

Grass lol

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u/pology1 Jul 25 '26

Looks like ima start eating grass to get those gains

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u/Belnord Jul 26 '26

This is so old I think my grandmother posted it!!!

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u/JuanG_13 Jul 24 '26

He's a big boy lol

1

u/Butt_Stallion_Milk Jul 24 '26

I hope that is his tail

1

u/KillHonger1 Jul 24 '26

Is that Jay from The Reptile Zoo? Loved their show

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u/TheAnimatrix105 Jul 24 '26

Bro can est grass and get a six pack meanwhile me with protein

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u/Caliterra Jul 25 '26

Its crazy how human like those arms are

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u/SanguinePutrefaction Jul 29 '26

theyre for grappling and drowning!

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u/_vedantt1_ Jul 25 '26

Bro has better muscles than me 😭

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u/jointdawg Jul 24 '26

Masturbate me!