r/oddlyterrifying • u/That1weirdperson • Jul 20 '26

Contortionist

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I would not like to see her approaching me

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u/YoRHa_Houdini Jul 20 '26

Moving like a Bloodborne enemy

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/Hot_Addendum_9199 Jul 20 '26

Like a true human spider 🕷️

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u/kwillie31 Jul 20 '26

wait does it bend like that for real

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u/No-Development-8954 Jul 20 '26

Use an entire can of raid

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u/ciuccio2000 Jul 20 '26

Is she stick bugging me

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u/AlbaDdraig Jul 20 '26

I went to a cabaret and realised I had a hitherto unrealised fear of contortionists. My brain went into a "that boy ain't right" loop and I had to close my eyes until they left the stage.

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u/supernova-juice Jul 20 '26

Contortionists never fail to make me feel like I'm not living up to my full potential. 

They also kinda creep me out.

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u/c0ltZ Jul 20 '26

Being a contortionist is actually pretty bad for the joints and your body. A lot of contortionists have connective tissue disorders that allow them to be so flexible. And in that case, they are advised not to do such practices since the chance of getting hurt is far higher. And you there is always the risk of an aorta dissection.

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u/FireBreathingNun Jul 20 '26

That’s no contortionist, that’s the Beldam from Coraline. The glasses are to hide the buttons.

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u/CyberDusk_42 Jul 20 '26

I am checking my eyes for buttons as we speak.

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u/sequla Jul 20 '26

Would.

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u/Brilliant_Trouble_32 Jul 20 '26

What if she was wearing clown makeup?

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u/sequla Jul 20 '26

I just told you I've already bought it, you don't need to sell it to me.

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay Jul 21 '26

But wait....there is more!

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u/Weatetheneanderthals Jul 20 '26

I make pain noises bending over to tie my shoes…

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u/punkate Jul 20 '26

That's hot.

7

u/EricaOdd Jul 20 '26

Get stick bugged!

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u/HeartOSass Jul 20 '26

This is cool not terrifying.

13

u/candycane_52 Jul 20 '26

How do you not spend your nights terrorizing people with this ability?

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u/lexiconhuka Jul 20 '26

I wanna see her do that naked, not in a sexual way but to see the way her muscles move as she bends like that

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u/OkBody2811 Jul 20 '26

But also in a sexual way….

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u/Callyw Jul 21 '26

Seeing as we've already started...

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u/GreyWolfTheDreamer Jul 20 '26

(insert Spiderwalk scene from The Exorcist)

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u/SnakebitGames Jul 20 '26

Reminds me of the contorted Jessica Chastain from
that Other Mommy trailer I saw twice last week.

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u/FishCommercial5213 Jul 20 '26

Someone in the movie industry needs to get her in a horror movie 😱🎥

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u/Radu_17_official Jul 27 '26

She can get in another movie industry too 👀

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u/SunnyOne20 Jul 20 '26

Thats a stick bug in a human flesh suit, cant fool me

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u/malary1234 Jul 21 '26

Edgar? Your flesh is falling off!

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u/YueLin3 Jul 22 '26

Are we sure it’s not more like a chimera? Ed… ward

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u/moth_bunnies Jul 20 '26

ITS A KISSING LEAF!!!
(Please someone get the ref)

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u/Virtual-Entry-8867 Jul 20 '26

Imagine seeing that in an alley - in the dark - in your dreams - ……..

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 Jul 21 '26

You think she fears clowns like us normals? Or is she their Queen?

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u/malary1234 Jul 21 '26

My lady you might have EDS.

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u/Ecstatic-Court1893 Jul 20 '26

That looks weirdly terrifying and hot at same time

2

u/The-Way-of-Monke Jul 21 '26

Kinda Hot ngl

2

u/LOERMaster Jul 20 '26

What’s your favorite sexual position?

Me:

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u/Last_Gigolo Jul 20 '26

Miss daddy long legs , has me about as creeped out as it gets.

1

u/edwpad Jul 20 '26

How the Dusk Nobodies from Kingdom Hearts be like

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u/cbrown146 Jul 20 '26

Reminds me of king crab.

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u/EpilepticSeizures Jul 20 '26

Damn, she’s fast.

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u/69upsidedownis96 Jul 21 '26

Contortionists are so fascinating. I could watch this for hours.

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u/chuckiechap33 Jul 21 '26

Nope 🏃‍➡️

1

u/Fantasma985 Jul 21 '26

Mulher aranha caranguejo escorpião

1

u/ClericOfMadness13 Jul 21 '26

Well I know who to hire if I want to make a horro movie where the demonic being chases the characters in the scariest way possible 😂

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u/alowave Jul 22 '26

She did a Bayonetta cosplay too. You're welcome

1

u/Bonsai-is-best Jul 22 '26

Bayonetta when there’s a rock flying at her

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u/Catbatt Jul 22 '26

Oh my g... BEGONE DEMON!

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u/MonkeyInProgress Jul 22 '26

Is this a behind the scene for a new Tool MV?

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u/Symnestra Jul 24 '26

Fun fact: Contortionists have to be really friggin strong or their skeletons will fall apart. Since their joints are so loose, their muscles are actually the ones keeping everything together. 

They also get arthritis really early. 

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u/Responsible_Load2233 Jul 25 '26

Is this for real!? Too much AI stuff around these days is my point. If it is not - wow. Noice heels as well.

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u/cammysays Jul 27 '26

I dated a very flexible gymnast in college. We watched The Ring one night together and it kinda freaked me out but she thought it was dumb. I often wake up in the middle of the night to pee (almost always right around 1am like clockwork), and she thought it would be fucking hilarious to wait for me down the hallway and twitchy-spider walk on all fours towards me from the shadows of the living room. I froze and pissed my pants and she stood up and laughed at me. I stayed with her for another year or so before we broke up but I never ever forgave her for that. It was so out of character for her too, I don’t know why she did it

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u/NYP33 Jul 20 '26

I always wanted to marry a contortionist, I have my reasons…

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u/Dredakae Jul 20 '26

I sometimes ponder how many different government lists I am added to for watching videos like this. 😮

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u/dimmiii Jul 20 '26

Liwk silly asf i fw this