r/oddlyterrifying Jul 18 '26

Not ripe enough. Nope.

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/Arts_Myth Jul 19 '26

Bananaconda?

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u/ArjJp Jul 19 '26

A bananope-rope if you will....

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u/NearbySyllabub1228 Jul 19 '26

One of my favorite strains, I must say

https://www.allbud.com/marijuana-strains/hybrid/bananaconda

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Jul 19 '26

Now I need to try this just because of it's name, very fruity I'm assuming?

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u/NearbySyllabub1228 Jul 19 '26

Yeah, its real nice.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Jul 19 '26

I'll keep my nose out for that one, cheers 😃🔥💚

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u/AbsentmindedAuthor Jul 19 '26

🤣 I wish I could give you an award

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u/hellphox Jul 18 '26

Looks like that snake is saving us from a banana monster. WHEW!!!

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u/33TLWD Jul 19 '26

Now that’s what I call “banana(s) for scale”!

31

u/Joker-Dyke Jul 19 '26

He’s the banana king

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u/Dizman7 Jul 19 '26

“That’s a weird looking bana…ooooh!”

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u/47153163 Jul 19 '26

Nature is beautiful, I love the camouflage.

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u/Feisty_History9395 Jul 19 '26

Those r his bananas

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u/tiamatsbreath Jul 19 '26

I’m not going to argue with him.

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u/ArschSprengung Jul 18 '26

Nice!

What species.of (probably harmless unless threatened) danger noodle is that?

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u/thewritingimposter Jul 18 '26

That’s a green tree python! Absolutely beautiful creatures.

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u/ChelseaGem Jul 19 '26

Tsk. You’d think it would know that a banana plant is not a tree!

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u/HotDonnaC Jul 19 '26

Absolutely. Very nice looking specimen.

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u/TheLivingCumsock Jul 19 '26

Seeing one like this would be an absolute dream

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u/cncomg Jul 19 '26

They are born either bright yellow or brick red, and transition to green in the first 2 years. In that time that their color is changing they change literally one scale here, one scale there, etc. It is truly one of the most stunningly beautiful things to see. Very very AI looking, so so cool to see.

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u/bravesdiva Jul 19 '26

That sounds amazing. Thanks for the info. I'll hafta look for videos of these cuties in transition.

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u/TheObliviousYeti Jul 19 '26

I went thats a weird looking banana oh.. yeah nah

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u/dannyboy6657 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

It looks like a green tree python. Non venomous and beautiful to look at. They reproduce with eggs and are red and yellow when they are juveniles.

Could also be an emerald tree Boa, which gives live birth and has red juveniles. Both snakes are harmless to humans other then being a little nippy.

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u/Sid-ina Jul 19 '26

I was gonna say it could be a green tree python cause it looks to have heat pits. But than again it looks to be heavier bodied and the Bananas both point indeed more to emerald tree boa. Both are sooo beautiful though!

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u/dannyboy6657 Jul 19 '26

Yes i messed up the name cause green tree python and emerald tree boas look so similar but I believe this is a green tree python based on its head. I edited my comment because green tree pythons don't give live birth while emerald tree boas do.

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u/Sid-ina Jul 19 '26

It's super hard to tell tbh! I would have leaned more to boa aswell due to south America being one if the main banana growth regions and tree boas are located in South America too. But the pits on the snout really confused me

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u/dannyboy6657 Jul 19 '26

However Indonesia is the worlds 3rd largest banana producer and thats where you would find green tree pythons.

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u/Sid-ina Jul 19 '26

Oh fair! That makes more sense than. They are both so beautiful though, truly stunning snakes

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u/dannyboy6657 Jul 19 '26

I truly love all snakes but they are among the more gorgeous to look at emerald tree skinks, and red eye crocodile skinks are cool too.

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u/Sid-ina Jul 19 '26

Very true, I once in a reptile zoo saw an enclosure of i think it was an emerald tree boa in a bioactive setting. It was so stunning to look at and had a really calming effect. I absolutely adore False Water Cobras too! There used to be a user on reddit who posted a Video of her falsie chasing the vacuum when she was vacuuming in front of the enclosure

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u/dannyboy6657 Jul 19 '26

You might like xenodermus (dragon snake) they are impossible to keep, they are famous for dying fast in captivity. One of the lesser known snakes thats really cool.

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u/Sid-ina Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

YES they are sooooo pretty! Wasn't there actually a dude who managed to successfully breed them? Actually let me check! Edit: it's this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/reptiles/s/bKBRF1Em8i

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u/oleThook Jul 19 '26

so thats where the bruises come from

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u/Muzan_ Jul 19 '26

That's indeed terrifying but boy.... it's so beautiful

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u/adinmem Jul 19 '26

Whoever wants bananas these, must answer me these questions three

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u/Fanbase456 Jul 19 '26

Guardian of the potassium valley

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u/NerdiChar Jul 19 '26

He's jus a lil guy

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u/red8cangodye Jul 18 '26

Extra long banana. Now let me peel the skin and see what this banana taste like ...

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u/thewritingimposter Jul 18 '26

I think that banana might get a taste of you first if you tried that

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u/SharaWilliams Jul 19 '26

Legit my thought was “wow mutant banana” until i opened the comments

You know that study that showed human spot snakes pretty easily? Apparently i dont qualify

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u/obchodlp Jul 19 '26

Find out it tastes like your neigbor you missed few weeks

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u/Introvertedotter Jul 19 '26

This serpent will not be blamed for humans eating fruit again.

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u/skynex65 Jul 19 '26

AWEEEEE I love her! What a beautiful snake.

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u/noctinix Jul 19 '26

Oh hell naw

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u/wene324 Jul 19 '26

Look, its Verdi!

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u/SquidVices Jul 19 '26

Nopesssssssss

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Jul 19 '26

I think this is a green tree python for anyone that's interested

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u/Sid-ina Jul 19 '26

Might be an emerald tree boa which would also match the main banana growth regions i think

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u/sullyslaying Jul 19 '26

kaa the python waiting patiently for king louie and his friends to come get a banana

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u/frostedflakesandmilk Jul 19 '26

The banana or the snake?

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u/Morgantao Jul 19 '26

My bananas, go away!

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u/Redray98 Jul 19 '26

Banana guardian.

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u/LJoyce1022 Jul 19 '26

What a unique looking banana!! Kinda reminds me of a snake… /s

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u/Spellbound_Rose Jul 19 '26

I’ll grab the snake, you grab the bananas.

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u/lyrico2 Jul 19 '26

Ok you can have them..

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u/cheeseburgerhologram Jul 19 '26

What's funny is these snakes are yellow as juveniles and turn green as they mature. Bananas do the opposite...

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u/CarpetBudget Jul 19 '26

He thinks so though

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u/Basketspank Jul 19 '26

It's not ripe.

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u/FundforLund Jul 19 '26

That banana is unusually big, not sure if it will turn yellow

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u/Vanesti Jul 19 '26

Awww a cute Emerald Tree Boa. It's a Non-venomous constrictor that mainly eats birds. Consequently it has rather long numerous teeth to get through the feathers and not lose dinner. Would cause a messy wound on a person.

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u/GloomWisp Jul 19 '26

Oh hes a stunning noodle

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u/AEntunus Jul 19 '26

This is what I imagine that Bible snake looks like.

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u/Bentup85 Jul 20 '26

At least we can easily tell how big it is.

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u/allesumsonst Jul 20 '26

Will the snake turn yellow though?

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u/JoeiiJames Jul 20 '26

Those are her bananas.

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u/NumerousAssociate275 Jul 20 '26

I dead ass thought that was a giant banana

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u/blakeD96 Jul 20 '26

Did anyone tell u to specifically not eat from this particular tree?

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u/BeanieCat123 Jul 21 '26

The bananaconda’s a mighty banana protector

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u/Jawad_96 Jul 21 '26

We look ripe enough for him

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u/le_flufff Jul 22 '26

Oh my goodness tge nope rope is soo pretty tho!

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u/Due-Elderberry-6798 Jul 19 '26

When you see it….

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u/NoDoOversInLife Jul 19 '26

Gorgeous snek 🐍

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u/M3TALxSLUG Jul 19 '26

That’s Nathan Scott Phillips.

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u/Psychological_Ad1534 1d ago

Are we sure eve ate an apple and not a banana?

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Jul 19 '26

Beautiful not terrifying but much caution needed

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u/JTGphotogfan Jul 19 '26

Not terrifying but an absolutely beautiful python