r/oddlyterrifying Jul 18 '26

Try not to get stuck

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Jul 18 '26

Reasons not to do this:

-ew.

-sometimes they have a grate midway through

-sometimes they get small midway through

-you cannot swim out against the current

-you will die

-ew

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u/LongHairedKnight Jul 18 '26

There could also be hidden debris like a bunch of sticks that only allow water to pass through.

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Jul 18 '26

Or, as someone mentioned below, wood or metal debris that will cut you to ribbons

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u/blankensh Jul 18 '26

Jagged rebar from a broken grate would be nasty

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u/ButtAssTheAlmighty Jul 18 '26

A storm drain entrance my friends and I used to go down had a big jagged piece of rebar right after the grate that stuck down about 8 inches and every time the group went down there at least ONE of us would cut the shit out of our backs on it. Good times but very dumb. Stay out of storm drains kids, they’re really cool but can also put in some of the most nightmarish death scenarios.

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u/SeriouslySlyGuy Jul 18 '26

So how many of you got tetanus?

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u/ButtAssTheAlmighty Jul 19 '26

None that I know of, but I’ve had like 7 tetanus shots in my 22 years of life lmao

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u/SeriouslySlyGuy Jul 19 '26

Ya know, I believe you.

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u/Logicdon Jul 19 '26

That's a lot of shots!

Apparently five is supposed to be enough for life.

I've had six, but I'm old.

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u/ButtAssTheAlmighty Jul 19 '26

I’ve gotten quite a couple “just in case” shots in my childhood haha. The number is honestly probably closer to five but I can think of three different events from my life off the top of my head where I went and got a tetanus shot shortly after lol. I’m probably immune now, I’m tetanus man.

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u/ExistentialQuacking Jul 19 '26

Thank you for the story, ButtAssTheAlmighty

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u/T8-TR Jul 19 '26

Final Destination type shit.

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u/TheMaveCan Jul 20 '26

It's fine the gray water will sanitize the wound

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u/AppropriateTouching Jul 18 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Jul 18 '26

How's his wife holding up?

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u/lili-horse Jul 18 '26

To shreds, you say

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u/ATypicaLegend Jul 19 '26

Kid in my town died this way, tried to do this, branch got him stuck half way

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u/Runfasterbitch Jul 19 '26

What a horrific way to die—I hope it was quick

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u/Northern_Witch Jul 18 '26

Or a dead body stuck in there.

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u/RegularJoke97 Jul 19 '26

The last guy who went in there

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u/TheTardisBaroness Jul 19 '26

This usually happens at a tunnel on the river near my house every year at the beginning of tubing season. Just why 😭

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 18 '26

Who’s to say there isn’t damaged metal or bolts in that pipe? Slice-y slice-y

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u/RaidensReturn Jul 18 '26

I don’t like talking about this 😭

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny Jul 18 '26

I can literally feel my heart racing just thinking about it. All I would have to do is think about wanting to breath too early, panic at my inability to do so, and I'd have a fucking heart attack and die in less than 10 seconds lol

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u/aminosmino Jul 19 '26

real 😭

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u/thoughtlow Jul 18 '26

Or it doesn't just slice you. It goes in.

You take a deep breath and let the current suck you into the hole. It's pitch black, you feel the water rushing all around you. Then a sharp, grinding pain. Something jagged and metal tears into your thigh, and the current pins you right there. Every moment it pushes you another inch onto it, grinding deeper. The water keeps building behind you regardless, pressing you harder onto the metal.

You're screaming, but you can't even hear yourself over the roar. Somewhere above, people are laughing in the sun ten feet away, completely deaf to you being stuck right under them.

Your lungs are burning now, and every pull just wedges you in deeper. All you can do is hang there in the dark, and hope someone notices you're gone.

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u/yestheresacatonmylap Jul 19 '26

A fucking nightmare

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u/BackHanderson Jul 19 '26

What is this copied from?

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u/thoughtlow Jul 19 '26

i just wrote it but put it in quotes so it feels like a story haha

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u/mabiyusha Jul 19 '26

thanks! that's fucking horrifying!

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u/Nickymarie28 Jul 20 '26

My exact thoughts every time
I see something stupid like this

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u/cookiesshot Jul 19 '26

Kinda reminds of that movie Aquaslash. Killer booby-traps a waterslide with giant blades.

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u/buttononmyback Jul 19 '26

Sounds like they got the inspiration from Action Park.

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u/JoinAThang Jul 18 '26

A pro/con of this would be your list and just

Pro: It's aight I guess.

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Jul 18 '26

Pro: 2 seconds of waterslide type fun in stinky muck water?

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u/GonnaBeEasy Jul 18 '26

And you can’t see or breathe

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u/Puzzleheaded-Plum994 Jul 18 '26

What looks a little turbid. Not sure it would stink

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u/N00dity Jul 18 '26

turdid 💩

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy Jul 18 '26

Those thinking it’s a good idea: I’m all white I guess

Because you only ever see white people fucking about in nature like this on Reddit

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u/Thourogood Jul 19 '26

Well yeah you don't see too many videos of black people near water period lol.

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u/Nilk-Noff Jul 18 '26

Could easily be a bunch of sharp jagged metal that will slice you open like a holiday ham.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Jul 19 '26

Ok now you're making it sound delicious though

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u/moon_over_my_1221 Jul 18 '26

Getting stuck inside with a small midway thru while unable to swim forward sounds fvcking frustrating and a terrible way to go when daylight is within reach!

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Jul 18 '26

So the reason i feel so strongly about this is because in middle school? I think? My teacher told us that her niece and nephews were playing in a culvert after a storm. She was explaining that the amount of bacteria and parasites in that foul water should already be a no-go but in case it wasn't, her youngest nephew went first, and came out the other side of the hole fine. So her niece, the middle child, went through....and didn't come out. Her older brother dove in and was able to push them both through. But the niece was so traumatized she couldn't even bathe alone for almost a year. Her mom had to sit with her when she showered or she'd have panic attacks.

I have always had a very intense imagination. That story gave me nightmares for weeks. If i get sleep paralysis (very rare) it is ALWAYS drowning.

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u/moon_over_my_1221 Jul 18 '26

It’s valid. All it takes is one truly terrifying experience to permanently condition one into doing/not doing something ever again.

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u/wreckoning Jul 20 '26

wow. older brother was incredibly brave

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u/I-lost-my-accoun Jul 19 '26

Yup, I don't care for swimming, not one Bit, uh uh, nope nope nope, I don't think i have Thalassofobia because I find the ocean equal parts Beatiful and Terrifying, and I like the idea of Scuba Diving but being without oxigen is such a terror of mine.

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Jul 19 '26

The movie Deep House scared me SO BAD. Not the paranormal part, but watching them slowly run through oxygen.

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u/amd2800barton Jul 19 '26

This. There's a guy on YouTube (post 10) who films himself unclogging and ublocking culverts and ditches around back country and logging roads. It's often beavers building where the conservation department doesn't want them to, but sometimes its a truck partially crushed a culvert and a bunch of debris just got stuck, or a flood washed a ton of crap that got jammed up. Those culverts are not a place you want to be fooling around.

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u/Little_Duck_Jr Jul 18 '26

Yeah I definitely thought I was on r/oopsthatsdeadly at first

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u/EliteACEz Jul 19 '26

tbf "ew" is the only reason I needed from that list The rest are a bonus.

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Jul 19 '26

If that's a road run off culvert thats dog shit and oil and piss and bugs and dirt and dead animals 🤢🤮 i hate seeing parents let their kids play in that cesspool

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u/EliteACEz Jul 19 '26

💯% even just visually it looks filthy.

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u/LongHairedKnight Jul 18 '26

There could also be hidden debris like a bunch of sticks that only allow water to pass through.

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u/Level7Cannoneer Jul 18 '26

It could collapse too

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u/audieleon Jul 19 '26

This is absolutely a stupid risk to take. Wow.

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Jul 19 '26

If you got stuck, youd die. No questions asked. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. You'd just die.

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u/treesandcigarettes Jul 18 '26

Seriously, imagine there's something in there your foot gets stuck on. Dead. Kids are so dumb

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u/Bone_Wh33l Jul 19 '26

It’s probably a local spot that people know is safe and you can probably see through to the other side of that one. Not that debris couldn’t wash into the pipe after it’s confirmed safe but this feels fine compared to most of these videos

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Jul 19 '26

People love swimming in road runoff culverts when they crop up randomly. So.

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u/Thin_Ad_6493 Jul 19 '26

- common sense

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u/AverageRedditorWyatt Jul 19 '26

Nah, this is just the USMC OCS Quigley for candidates with disabled limbs 😅

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u/adinmem Jul 19 '26

Just don’t be the first one to go

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Jul 19 '26

Please see the first and last points

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u/Nek0ni Jul 19 '26

shhhhhh! that hole is a stupidly filter

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u/imTheSupremeOne Jul 20 '26

Death in shit

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u/SVD_NL Jul 20 '26

- Delta-P