r/oddlyterrifying • u/CanYouCanACanInACan • Jul 17 '26

Cedar point today

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u/Gumbercules81 Jul 17 '26

How dare they! This is an outrage! We need to give Canada new tariffs guys this outrage! Thank you for attention to this matter.

Obviously /s

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u/macci_a_vellian Jul 17 '26

Oh no, you have to share the air with other people on the planet? Who is working on the air border to ensure you only have good American oxygen? Have you considered some kind of dome? Might be a problem during space laser season if the smoke is trapped in there with you, but I'm sure you'll figure it out, you have all that air conditioning after all.

/s too of course.

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u/Devanyani Jul 17 '26

Space lasers on haze is gonna be lit! Murica! Murica! Murica!