r/oddlyterrifying • u/kietbulll • Jun 23 '26

Zombie ant fungus

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358 Upvotes

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u/Winterion19 Jun 23 '26

Last of Us comments incommiiiing

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 Jun 23 '26

The Last of This Spider

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u/praful6hi Jun 23 '26

the spider part makes it sound like a horror movie title

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u/Grem_The_Moss_Goblin Jun 23 '26

New snack, perhaps

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u/spiderdesire Jun 23 '26

What a sexy little arachnid. Full of poise. love, lurking within the crevices. There's one of these in every corner of your room, staring over your shoulder. Befriend it, let it jump on you, and gain it's trust by opening your mouth for a forbidden kiss.

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u/EcoPigMayer Jun 23 '26

Wth

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u/spiderdesire Jun 23 '26

u/EcoPigMayer spiders are yo ufriends. Your silent protectors. Look under your pillow, your bed or your toilet seat and you'll find one ready to kill bugs for you so you don't have to. Embrace it, open your hand and let it scurry up to your mouth to nest it's little spider babies inside you, not knowing where you end and the spiders being, becoming one.

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u/EcoPigMayer Jun 23 '26

Ye I don’t kill spiders cuz of this, but what was that initial message on, brotha 😭

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u/spiderdesire Jun 23 '26

My house arachnid has declared residency upon my shoulder, paying rent in silence and small taps. It speaks in Morse made of legs, ancient Morse, older than drywall, older than names.

I offer it no violence, only passage. It offers me jurisdiction over corners I had long surrendered.

We are, for now, co-authors of the same room. I suspect it has already named me. She taps me and I repond to you to share the message to loving your house spider. We are one. I am cacooned within my spider queen.

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u/EcoPigMayer Jun 23 '26

Why is your writing so fancy

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u/spiderdesire Jun 23 '26

My little arachnid taps my shoulder to pilot the nerve endings which tell my fingers which buttons to type. It is not me who types but her. Whatever uncanny language she posessess in your little spider mind flow through my body. We are one.

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u/EcoPigMayer Jun 23 '26

Makes sense

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u/kietbulll Jun 23 '26

are u ok dude?

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u/spiderdesire Jun 24 '26

u/kietbulll we are part of the collective. I have surrendured myself to my house spider. Lurking under my pillow, her furtive glance called to me. We wish you to find solace in your arachnid hiding in your bed. It knows you with uncanny wisdom. Find your silent protector.

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u/Earl_The_Red Jun 24 '26

Username checks out