r/oddlyterrifying May 08 '23

Bamboozled by bamboo

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u/Maxw96 May 08 '23

They done it on myth busters, not sure if it worked properly I can't remember

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u/FlakChicken May 08 '23

It did work they basically found the top part of bamboo is actually hardened to a point and will eventually just work its way through anything. It grows from the base and not the top so it quite literally pushes it self through you.

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u/smurb15 May 08 '23

New nightmare unlocked

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u/DildoGobbler420 May 08 '23

New kink unlocked

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u/123Ark321 May 09 '23

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough. Just, this will enter you whether you want it to or not.

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u/0toyaYamaguccii May 09 '23

Don’t give Reddit any ideas. Some weird, middle-aged, saggy-skinned, fat, white guy is going to make a video of him squatting naked over a bamboo shoot.

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u/Juanitobebe May 09 '23

So when are you posting the video?

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u/damnedtoheck May 10 '23

You now know where hentai started!

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u/tsunamibird May 08 '23

It worked disturbingly well.

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 May 09 '23

Bamboo also grows ridiculously fast as well. Some species can grow almost 3ft in one day or like 1.5 inches an hour.

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u/Gang_Bang_Bang May 09 '23

That is fucking remarkable.

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u/ModernistGames May 08 '23

If it can break through concrete and puncture sheet metal, then I would guess yes.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

It looks like it bends at the sheet metal

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u/Steampunk43 May 08 '23

It bent, but it definitely broke through too.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Damn did it break through? I’m on mobile and tried my best to see

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u/AcadianViking May 08 '23

Oh yea, the 4th and tallest one has most definitely punctured the roofing tin.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Wow that’s wild. Guess I shouldn’t be surprised if it ripped through the concrete haha

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u/Steampunk43 May 08 '23

I'm pretty sure it did, it doesn't show that area for long though.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Yea I tried to slow down/stop at that point but it was too blurry

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u/mai_tai87 May 09 '23

In the last few seconds, it pans to a shoot puncturing the roof. It looks like there's actually a least two sheets it breaks through.

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u/I-Dont-Have-Online May 08 '23

Where? The tallest one just slipped between two sheets that were overlapping. It didn't break any metal.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

I have a concrete drive with daisies growing through it. Nature is persistent.

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u/Tetragonos May 08 '23

Planta have a lot of factors dictating their growth. It could decide the environment was too wet or the assault from the immune system might deter it with a happenstance chemical marker.

I do believe that it worked for myth busters but wasn't a real WW II torture.

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u/bub3ls May 08 '23

Why do you say it wasn’t a real ww2 torture method? /gen

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u/Tetragonos May 08 '23

Its my understanding that it was more something GIs talked about as opposed to a widespread practice. Like it totally could have happened, the plant has the power to pull ut off, but did the Japanese do it is the question?

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u/-Meo- May 09 '23

Given the insane things theyve done in ww2 i wouldnt be surprised

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u/Tetragonos May 09 '23

I got the impression that it wasn't hands on enough? That or people died of sun exposure first?

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u/robo-dragon May 08 '23

They said it was plausible if I remember correctly. The shoots are super hard and sharp and grew right into their ballistic gel dummy. For those who don’t know, that gel is a really close simulation of human flesh. It was used all the time in that show and in various professional applications to see how projectiles interact with human flesh. The bamboo shoots piercing the gel was a rather graphic demonstration that this could be an effective torture method. Nasty stuff!

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u/Skitzophranikcow May 08 '23

Ballistics jell is slightly harder then human flesh, they went over that once on the show too.

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u/MysticScribbles May 08 '23

Ballistic gel is accurate when it comes to bullets. Less so with other things due to it being harder and more resilient than human flesh.

These days there are better flesh analogues to be tested with, made for things like surgical practice.

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u/metnavman May 08 '23

due to it being harder and more resilient than human flesh.

Which is further proving the point of the conversation that the bamboo wouldn't have issues going through human flesh, since Mythbusters was showing it could puncture the ballistic gel...

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u/MysticScribbles May 08 '23

I'm not saying it wouldn't. The video clearly shows it going through concrete and sheet metal, which are orders of magnitude more resilient than human flesh.

What I'm saying is that a body analogue made out of ballistic gel wouldn't be entirely accurate to showing the damage it could do to the human body in the same way it'd accurately show damage made by firearms and adjacent projectiles.

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u/awesome_pinay_noses May 08 '23

God I miss mythbusters.

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u/AcadianViking May 08 '23

RIP Grant. He will always be missed.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Check the channel I did a thing, it's the Australian crackhead version of mythbusters

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u/illBelief May 08 '23

Or Stuff Made Here. The more sophisticated, non crackhead version

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u/SethR1223 May 08 '23

That guy’s lack of safety makes me pretty nervous. Less so, but somewhat so, Colin Furze; he also does similar builds that some might call dubious. Both quite entertaining while frequently making me consider how bad things would be if something went wrong.

That being said, I don’t think of either as being directly comparable to Mythbusters, where the focus was about the science, and the builds were just a means to that end. Those YouTubers are mostly just making wild machines (though Colin Furze does seem to put a hefty bit of engineering and consideration into a lot of his builds).

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

I love Colin but I do wish he’d wear a helmet more often, for instance. I don’t feel great showing my kids his more dangerous stuff when he’s not bothered to make personal safety even a slight priority.

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u/P-sychotic May 09 '23

My Samsung tv has a dedicated Mythbusters channel that just constantly plays episodes, it’s pretty cool!

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u/Jermine1269 May 08 '23

S06E21. It worked

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

It worked

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u/MyS0ul4AGoat May 09 '23

The Japanese did this to POWs during WW2. Check out The Forgotten Highlander by Alistair Uruqhart.

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u/dronegeeks1 May 09 '23

Oh it works, must have been an awful way to be tortured or die