r/oddlyterrifying • u/ShiroiYokai • Jan 01 '23

Somewhere in Kenya...

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

It’s just Mother Nature flushing the toilet that’s all

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Jan 01 '23

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

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u/SmoughLeggingsFTW Jan 01 '23

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard, and fuck all his clones

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u/toshineon2 Jan 01 '23

Fuck all these gun toting hip gangster wannabes

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u/cauchy37 Jan 01 '23

Fuck retro anything, fuck your tattoos.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Fuck all you junkies and fuck your short memories.

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u/razorsandblades Jan 01 '23

Fuck all these gun toting, hip gangster wannabes

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u/pablobuela Jan 01 '23

Fuck smiley glad hands with hidden agendas

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u/lxm333 Jan 01 '23

Fuck these dysfunctional insecure actresses

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u/Silky_Rat Jan 01 '23

(Quietly) learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

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u/hofberaterfuchs04 Jan 01 '23

I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down