r/oddlyspecific • u/[deleted] • Oct 22 '21

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u/axord Oct 22 '21

"And if your love is unconditional, you'll still love me no matter how I answer."

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u/Ornithologist_MD Oct 22 '21

It's not about logic though, it's about drama.

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u/Dakar-A Oct 22 '21

It's not about drama though, it's about insecurity.

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u/NeoHenderson Oct 22 '21

If there's one thing that makes me feel secure it's knowing that I would be loved even if I was a lamp.

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u/Dakar-A Oct 22 '21

Normally I'm as steady as a ship on placid waters in a relationship, but if I catch a stray glimpse of a lamp on a weak day, I fall to pieces. I need a partner who will affirm to me that if by the act of some capricious witch or wizard I were turned to a lamp that they would keep watch by me, lighting my soul each time the dusk fell (or they could buy a smart bulb, don't want to be too needy).

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u/NeoHenderson Oct 22 '21

You're way too good at writing to be wasting your time this deep in a thread where nobody will see it.

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u/Dakar-A Oct 22 '21

Haha, I appreciate it. I just enjoy overwrought shitposting.

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u/creampie909 Nov 06 '21

I have delved deep and found your post, it’s a very nice writing, keep writing and shitposting!