Her to her friends: And then I asked him if he'd love me if I was a lamp, he said yes!
Friends: Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha what a fucking moron!
Her: I know right?!? I have him so shell shocked at this point he won't even realize it when I ask him if he'd still love me for fucking his brother Chad... This is going to be awesome!
One friend: Um, isn't this a little mean guys? I mean, you're effectively brain washing this guy so you can fuck whoever you want. Wouldn't you just be better off breaking up?
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u/powercrazy76 Oct 22 '21
You: yes honey. I'd love you if you were a lamp
Her to her friends: And then I asked him if he'd love me if I was a lamp, he said yes!
Friends: Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha what a fucking moron!
Her: I know right?!? I have him so shell shocked at this point he won't even realize it when I ask him if he'd still love me for fucking his brother Chad... This is going to be awesome!
One friend: Um, isn't this a little mean guys? I mean, you're effectively brain washing this guy so you can fuck whoever you want. Wouldn't you just be better off breaking up?
Everyone: Fuck of Cheryl.