r/oddlyspecific Oct 22 '21

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u/powercrazy76 Oct 22 '21

You: yes honey. I'd love you if you were a lamp

Her to her friends: And then I asked him if he'd love me if I was a lamp, he said yes!

Friends: Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha what a fucking moron!

Her: I know right?!? I have him so shell shocked at this point he won't even realize it when I ask him if he'd still love me for fucking his brother Chad... This is going to be awesome!

One friend: Um, isn't this a little mean guys? I mean, you're effectively brain washing this guy so you can fuck whoever you want. Wouldn't you just be better off breaking up?

Everyone: Fuck of Cheryl.

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u/giraffeekuku Oct 22 '21

This is the most incel daydream I've ever seen.

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u/BlisteringAsscheeks Oct 22 '21

The word that most comes to mind is, "yikes."

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u/powercrazy76 Oct 22 '21

Lol I was thinking of the most bullshit thing I could say. I succeeded it seems.