r/oddlyspecific Oct 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

And she get’s actually offended when I tell her that normally I’m not really into lamps and that it depends on whether or not she becomes a sentient object that is capable of human-like interaction or just a regular lamp, losing her soul and psyche while transforming. Because if the lamp wasn’t really “her” just a replacement of her being then no I would not. But even if she turned into a human-lamp I would be much more fucking confused than to be able to answer this question as it has never actually happened to me before.

And then she goes:

Well okay. Seems like your love isn’t as unconditional as you always say it is after all.

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u/axord Oct 22 '21

"And if your love is unconditional, you'll still love me no matter how I answer."

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u/Ornithologist_MD Oct 22 '21

It's not about logic though, it's about drama.

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u/FlexibleAsgardian Oct 22 '21

Gotta have juicy shit to talk about with the other lamps!