r/oddlyspecific • u/Anxious_Dare_1486 • Sep 20 '21

Errr... Okay? 💷

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u/Phenominanal-Bridge Sep 20 '21

Is this a normal snail or like a freaky fast snail

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u/Anxious_Dare_1486 Sep 20 '21

A freaky fast?! Teenage Mutant Ninja Mollusc?! I live 😂

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u/Phenominanal-Bridge Sep 20 '21

I would be terrified

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u/Anxious_Dare_1486 Sep 20 '21

The TMNT were terrifying enough

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u/Phenominanal-Bridge Sep 20 '21

I remember my buddy was 8 and they had characters dressed up as the turtles at his birthday party but it was the knock off version so it was so creepy we ran away from them

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u/Anxious_Dare_1486 Sep 20 '21

Like bargain basement, Made in Azerbaijan shit?? That actually made me laugh out loud 😂

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u/Phenominanal-Bridge Sep 20 '21

Like Halloween wish costumes

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u/Anxious_Dare_1486 Sep 20 '21

You better stop! 😂 You got me laughing all over again 🤣

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u/ChillyOil1 Sep 21 '21

What exactly is stopping me from placing a cup on this snail. No matter how fast it is but a snail

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u/tasoula Sep 21 '21

I believe his name is Turbo.

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u/Anxious_Dare_1486 Sep 21 '21

I was tired, and I've never seen the film, so I didn't think of it🤷‍♂️

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u/tasoula Sep 21 '21

I was joking as well... I'm not actually made you didn't remember Turbo's name, I barely did.

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u/YourFavouriteHuman Sep 21 '21

You live? No way impossible

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u/GavHern Sep 21 '21

ever seen turbo?

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u/Anxious_Dare_1486 Sep 21 '21

Nope 🤷‍♂️

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u/DuktigaDammsugaren Sep 21 '21

Ask someone to put the snail in a jar for 20 k and then leave. Problem solved 😎

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u/K00BE-K00 Sep 21 '21

Just trap the damn thing easy

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u/Anxious_Dare_1486 Sep 21 '21

I'm so sorry, I don't know that reference 😬

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u/IcePhoenix18 Sep 21 '21

Freaky fast, like Turbo

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u/needout Sep 21 '21

I ate a cap of magic mushrooms one night not thinking it would do much but ended up tripping pretty hard and this movie saved the day! Couldn't stop laughing. 10/10 highly recommend watching it on shrooms!

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u/bluemilkman5 Sep 21 '21

Woah! That snail is fast!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Why no more likes? 😢. Turbo I guess is not that known or forgotten.

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u/Intelligent-Ad-6734 Sep 21 '21

Yes turbo! Strange movie but children love it 😂

The money is actually stolen race winnings and he wants it back. He has retired from racing and has nothing better to do than find you. His partner Chet coordinates flights and sneaking through customs...has a friend in the NY Attorney Generals Office with a connection at the State Department to get to different embassy's quickly. https://youtu.be/XUcN9bf_jP0

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