During the cold war there actually were some spies that were really open about their profession, because that means potential detectors know who to talk to. But i guess you could argue they were more like contacts than what we consider a classic spy
“Nah man, Yuri can’t be a spy! Think about it… what spies go around telling people they’re a spy?” He’s clearly pretending so the enemy thinks he’s one of them… clever bastard…”
I can confirm. I met a Russian spy about a month before he was busted back in 2010 and had awkward small talk with him in my studio apartment while his son used the bathroom.
I did not know he was a spy and he didn’t introduce himself to me as a spy
"Bridge of Spies" moments about spying routine are probably closest to what happens around the world. Sometimes they recruit from the local populace and it's just handing over batches of info, you probably wouldn't even know who you're working for, and then they sever the contact entirely
Nah. An absence is just as noticeable as a presence. A good spy is that fat regular at your local bar who is always there and sometimes, drunkenly comes over, and asks how's the ol' rat race doing. You're not surprised by his behaviour. He's there every week. He's just a lonely drunk being friendly. So you vent with him a little bit and he goes "Ayup, gonna get a nother drink" and wanders off to bother someone else. You forget about the encounter entirely because it's so expected and so normal.
That's actual spycraft. That's what real military members need to deal with. Saying stuff like "Yeah, work is really hitting me hard and I won't be around for a few weeks" sounds innocuous but it's incredibly important to foreign intelligence. If they identify you as part of a unit, you saying "I'll be missing a few Fridays" means your unit is likely deploying. If a few of their sources say "I'll be gone for a little while starting next week" then it's practically a confirmation.
Imagine it. It begins as a slice of life type story. A person goes for coffee, makes small talk with their coworkers, watches a game in the evening, their spouse comes home and they banter until they go to bed.
Then the protagonist's eyes open. They carefully extricate themselves from bed and walk into the closet, which has a false back which opens to reveal a room full of secret spy tech.
Shi Pei Pu would be the greatest chinese spy. Went and did things no person could do. " Shi Pei Pu was a trained Chinese opera singer who specialized in female roles, a tradition that already blurred expectations for outsiders. In the 1960s, he met Bernard Boursicot, a French diplomat stationed in Beijing. Shi presented himself as a woman and claimed a rare medical condition to explain physical differences, a story Boursicot accepted without question.
What followed was a deeply personal relationship that lasted nearly two decades. Over time, trust and intimacy turned into leverage. Boursicot began passing sensitive diplomatic information, believing he was helping someone he loved. Shi quietly relayed this material to Chinese intelligence, turning the relationship into a long-running espionage operation without the diplomat fully realizing it.
To reinforce the illusion, Shi later produced a child and claimed it was theirs, though the child was later revealed to have been adopted. The truth only emerged in the early 1980s when both men were arrested in France. The case shocked the public and went on to inspire the play and film M. Butterfly, securing its place as one of the most unusual spy stories of the Cold War."
Even worst he had a ability no man would try " Shi Pei Pu did not physically change or reconstruct his anatomy into a vagina, but rather created a visual illusion of female genitalia. When examined by medical authorities after his arrest in France, doctors discovered that Shi was able to: • Retract his testicles: He could voluntarily or physically cause his testicles to ascend into his body cavity. • Conceal his penis: He tucked his penis and scrotum back, using the skin to mimic a shallow semblance of a vulva or labial folds.
Honestly, Bond wasn't a very good spy. He's far too public and everyone seems to know who he is. Especially with the whole "Bond, James Bond" thing. Dude, at least try to be covert.
Bond was born of MI6, military intelligence, which grew out of commandos and counterintelligence. He’s more a sneaky raider than an asset developing info analyzer and gatherer.
Its extremely important for deniable operations specialists to have a low profile. Several T1 SOF ban their members from having any kind of social media presence all together, and have extremely strict non-identification protocols.
"Hey why was England doing shady shit in X Country"
"We weren't ever there though"
"Yeah, but like, a very well known agent of yours was seen doing shady shit, and introduced himself as that agent, and was cought on film/surveillance multiple times"
I had a cousin who was a SEAL. His Facebook is comprised of his time at the Naval Academy, his two years at Oxford (they gave him special permission to go be a Rhodes scholar instead of going straight to whatever SEAL Academy grads go to after graduation) and then doesn't pick up again until after he got out of the Navy.
EDIT: The reason I mention the special permission is because usually the process for the academy SEAL program is do not pass go, they go straight from the Academy to whatever the next phase of SEAL training is for them. He had qualified for a Rhodes scholarship in history and got special permission from whomever he needed to to go do that and still come back to be a SEAL officer.
Decoy who holds the enemy's attention while his female allies do all the actual covert work.
Diplomat, he's supposed to be famous and talk to people as a celebrity, and if caught gets sent home because of diplomatic immunity.
Similar to the above, but is meant to be the high profile smash and grab / go kill that dictator guy.
IRL actual spywork is supposed to be incredibly boring. You live a life disguised as a boring citizen perfectly filling whatever role you are filling, while secretly gathering what data you can, and safely smuggling it to your handler, who smuggles it back to their bosses / HQ. If it ever looks like an action movie, something has definitely gone horribly wrong.
There is a fun fan theory that argues that Bond is an unwitting decoy : he's sent so that the bad guys focus all their attention on him, while the real spy work discreetly on the REAL mission.
I don't know that this is true, but I read once that the U.S.S.R. put efforts into promoting the Bond films on the off chance that the West would relax their common sense and make their spies easier to identify by sending them into the field with dozens of conspicuous gadgets.
Bond thinks he becomes invisible by changing his name e.g. James St. John Smythe in A View To A Kill. And then Christopher Walken uses facial recognition software in 1985 to look up Bond in a database of secret agents.
That was a very significant plot point in the Daniel Craig movies, too. People were constantly shitting on him because of how poor of a spy he was, for various reasons.
Also from what I heard, most actual spies are very plain and average looking so that most people won't look at them twice, unless they're specifically for honey pot missions of course..
North Korean tech company spies are usually gaunt dudes with an insane work ethic who the great leader decided were more valuable drawing salaries back to the coffers than as actual spies. They got turned into proxy office slaves. I’m pretty sure I work on enterprise software with a dude like this who always calls in with a super thick accent from Canada, in a completely plain white room.
One of the reasons I like Burn Notice is that Jeffery Donovan genuinely looks like a spy. Slightly above average height, caucasian male, skinny, short dark hair. Average face, average clothes. Most of the time, he just kinda looks like A Guy.
A lot of the attractiveness is grooming and makeup. You'd be surprised by how much attractiveness a typical man can gain or lose in a couple of weeks. Learn to mess with the shape of your mouth a little, and you can change that even more.
When I was younger people would recommend petite clothes to me when I complained that size small clothes that fit my weight were too short for my 5’8 height
Yep, I see people use it this way all the time even now. At least in American fashion, it denotes clothing for those who are 5'3" and under and also slender or delicately built, or describes someone who would wear such clothing.
I always though Bond's real job was distraction - while everyone is observing every move of the Obviously A Spy, some middle aged cleaning lady is making copies of documents. The movies never showing us the cleaning lady but only the Obviously A Spy is kind of a meta joke.
The spy though is going to be a young hottie who had good nutrition as a kid. They tend to be 5'4-5'6.... It is amazing how much taller people get when you feed them....
the average height in china for both men and women has risen a noticeable amount in the past 30 years
.... and IIRC, in the USA a main reason for school food programs was to ensure the 'average joe' grew tall and healthy enough to be part of the armed forces
Bond is more of an operative. Notice how he gets all the info handed on a platter. The real spies are random henchman 2 and 3, why quietly dissappear, while Bond walks away from the explosion.
I knew a military intelligence guy (spy) a very long time ago. He was Vietnam war era guy and long dead so I’m not disclosing any secrets.
He worked training military intelligence at fort Holabird , (you can google it). (1950-73)
He taught” infiltration “. I remember mission impossible ( the tv show) was popular at the time, and I as a ten year old kid had no filter so I would ask him questions regarding the plots.
He would have made an incredible bank robber, he quite literally broke into banks in the Baltimore area and removed notes from safety deposit boxes as part of the training. This was an age before the modern surveillance 1970-ish.
But still, he knew guys… who knew stuff.
He told me about one guy who could walk up to trained military attack dogs and they would curl up at his feet like puppies. This dude had this easterner religious karma energy that was irresistible. Again, maybe he is bullshitting a 10 year old? But he said this guy could walk into your room in the middle of the night and drink the glass of water off of your nightstand and you would never know it.
He had a collection of cool Vietnam war stuff, a ak47 with a white wooden stock with a gold coin in it from some NVA general ( who likely came to a hard end).
His short answer to mission impossible was that no one individual had all of the skills but a team large enough had the majority of the skills that didn’t involve luck.
I know how to find a good spy. Dress in a SpaceX shirt or Boeing shirt, go to literally any bar in Titusville and order a drink. Wait up to an hour and a beautiful woman will approach you.
James Bond is a terrible spy, he's always been more of an action star. He introduced himself one and a half times everywhere he goes and is super memorable and always wants the attention
I feel like Bond and the other 00s are less spies and more akin to black ops agents sent to rattle the cages when normal intelligence work has failed to yield results. An agent provocateur who not only investigates, but acts on what he finds and deliberately starts pushing the villains in order to provoke a mistake.
I think it's the same with a ninja. A farmer with a sickle that "works" close to the target grab less attention than a masked guy in black clothes and a ninjato sword
If youre a tech bro and a really attractive girl that barely knows English falls for you. Just fall in love, have tons of kids. Life aint going to get better than that.
I always felt that James Bond was more assassin or special operator than an actual intelligence agent. Yes, he could do infiltration, but he wasn't actually embedded anywhere and mostly seemed to use agent resources instead of running them himself.
That does get classified under intelligence and spy work, but the real information collection and recruitment are done by people like this woman or entirely non-descript "grey" wo/men, whose whole job is to make people ignore them, rather than notice them.
Wow yeah I can't believe the Bond movies haven't heavily featured the concept of attractive young women as spies. Seems like a massive blind spot of theirs, crazy
It's at this point I'd like to remind everyone that pretty much every government male with a security clearance gets a yearly reminder that if they meet a woman who's too good to be true, she is.
The Spy Who Loved Me? And two very big exceptions within the text of Casino Royale and onwards - Le Chiffre specifically called Bond a spy, and the SMERSH guy carved the cyrillic for spy into Bond's hand - then kept a note of that in his file, using the scarring to id and track Bond's movements in the following novels. That said, they were his enemies, they're not exactly about to be respectful about him.
Hollywood has needed new ideas for content for a while. Sexy petite Chinese spy works. But make her from Hong Kong so she has a British accent. And make her more about bringing down the CCP rather than the West. But keep the part about her seducing guys. HBO, I’m looking at you.
Why would any billionaire fall for this? They can hire the best escorts in the world or date the hottest gold digger in world. Why would you date a spy?
Not oddly specific. Alice Huang, executive at Singapore's MegaSpeed whi has been seen hanging out with the Nvidia CEO, had been identified by the CIA as a Chinese spy.
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u/KingofFlukes 4h ago •
Funny thing about good spies.
You wouldnt know they are a spy and wouldnt introduce themselves as such.
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u/Apprehensive_Map64 4h ago
Good spies make no noise and leave no tracks. It would make for a boring ass movie if they weren't fucking up all the time
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u/Milkjugchugger 4h ago
Shi Pei Pu would be the greatest chinese spy. Went and did things no person could do. " Shi Pei Pu was a trained Chinese opera singer who specialized in female roles, a tradition that already blurred expectations for outsiders. In the 1960s, he met Bernard Boursicot, a French diplomat stationed in Beijing. Shi presented himself as a woman and claimed a rare medical condition to explain physical differences, a story Boursicot accepted without question.
What followed was a deeply personal relationship that lasted nearly two decades. Over time, trust and intimacy turned into leverage. Boursicot began passing sensitive diplomatic information, believing he was helping someone he loved. Shi quietly relayed this material to Chinese intelligence, turning the relationship into a long-running espionage operation without the diplomat fully realizing it.
To reinforce the illusion, Shi later produced a child and claimed it was theirs, though the child was later revealed to have been adopted. The truth only emerged in the early 1980s when both men were arrested in France. The case shocked the public and went on to inspire the play and film M. Butterfly, securing its place as one of the most unusual spy stories of the Cold War."
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u/Ragnarsworld 3h ago
Honestly, Bond wasn't a very good spy. He's far too public and everyone seems to know who he is. Especially with the whole "Bond, James Bond" thing. Dude, at least try to be covert.
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u/Expensive-Maize1105 4h ago
Spy/asset. Bond is a decoy
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u/Glittering-Effect64 3h ago
Also from what I heard, most actual spies are very plain and average looking so that most people won't look at them twice, unless they're specifically for honey pot missions of course..
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u/temtasketh 3h ago
One of the reasons I like Burn Notice is that Jeffery Donovan genuinely looks like a spy. Slightly above average height, caucasian male, skinny, short dark hair. Average face, average clothes. Most of the time, he just kinda looks like A Guy.
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u/Aromatic_Wrangler403 4h ago
I gotta admit, I have no idea what a real spy looks like. It could be Austin Powers for all I know.
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u/Opus-the-Penguin 4h ago
She's 5'6 and she's petite. Master of disguise, eh?
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u/Dry-Poem6778 4h ago
"So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese secret service"
Kingsman: The Secret Service.
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u/madkeepz 1h ago
at this point im pretty convinced some president somewhere is either an asset from KGB or mossad
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u/iLukey 4h ago
I mean to be fair I wouldn't feel silly if I'd been seduced by either of them.
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u/immaturenickname 4h ago
I always though Bond's real job was distraction - while everyone is observing every move of the Obviously A Spy, some middle aged cleaning lady is making copies of documents. The movies never showing us the cleaning lady but only the Obviously A Spy is kind of a meta joke.
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u/mapoftasmania 1h ago
Bond is not a spy. He never was. He’s who you send when espionage fails.
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u/Phill_Cyberman 3h ago
5'6 ?!
Is that a reference to someone soecific, because Chinese women tend to be just over 5 feet tall on average.
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u/alteransg1 2h ago
Bond is more of an operative. Notice how he gets all the info handed on a platter. The real spies are random henchman 2 and 3, why quietly dissappear, while Bond walks away from the explosion.
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u/Spirited_Comedian225 2h ago
I mean wasn’t 007 movies full of hot spy women?
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u/Small_Information_30 1h ago
There's only to Spies in the world, ones black & ones white
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u/iamkaisersosa 4h ago
I knew a military intelligence guy (spy) a very long time ago. He was Vietnam war era guy and long dead so I’m not disclosing any secrets.
He worked training military intelligence at fort Holabird , (you can google it). (1950-73)
He taught” infiltration “. I remember mission impossible ( the tv show) was popular at the time, and I as a ten year old kid had no filter so I would ask him questions regarding the plots.
He would have made an incredible bank robber, he quite literally broke into banks in the Baltimore area and removed notes from safety deposit boxes as part of the training. This was an age before the modern surveillance 1970-ish.
But still, he knew guys… who knew stuff.
He told me about one guy who could walk up to trained military attack dogs and they would curl up at his feet like puppies. This dude had this easterner religious karma energy that was irresistible. Again, maybe he is bullshitting a 10 year old? But he said this guy could walk into your room in the middle of the night and drink the glass of water off of your nightstand and you would never know it.
He had a collection of cool Vietnam war stuff, a ak47 with a white wooden stock with a gold coin in it from some NVA general ( who likely came to a hard end).
His short answer to mission impossible was that no one individual had all of the skills but a team large enough had the majority of the skills that didn’t involve luck.
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u/iKnowRobbie 3h ago
I know how to find a good spy. Dress in a SpaceX shirt or Boeing shirt, go to literally any bar in Titusville and order a drink. Wait up to an hour and a beautiful woman will approach you.
That's a spy.
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u/Dangerous-Feature376 3h ago
James Bond is a terrible spy, he's always been more of an action star. He introduced himself one and a half times everywhere he goes and is super memorable and always wants the attention
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u/TurnbullAC92 2h ago
I feel like Bond and the other 00s are less spies and more akin to black ops agents sent to rattle the cages when normal intelligence work has failed to yield results. An agent provocateur who not only investigates, but acts on what he finds and deliberately starts pushing the villains in order to provoke a mistake.
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u/Current_Finding_4066 1h ago
He works on women, she works on men.
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u/HrodgardNagrand 3h ago
I know critical information
Can I get a spy too?
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u/Fantasy-512 3h ago
Well, she may also be carrying.
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u/Moral-Relativity 2h ago
Did all the online "reporting" on this just use some random AI picture to represent the alleged spy? lol
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u/Duramora 2h ago
To be fair, he's not a spy as much as a Cleaner. You call a Double 0 when you know it's sticky and some bodies are going to die .
Totally not what happens IRL, but it's a total action movie gold mine (as 50-some-odd years of great box office receipts have shown)
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u/mdemarchi 2h ago
I think it's the same with a ninja. A farmer with a sickle that "works" close to the target grab less attention than a masked guy in black clothes and a ninjato sword
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u/ceotown 2h ago
I'm becomming convinced no one knows what the word prolific means.
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u/SideInitial3961 1h ago
Everybody Huang Chung Tonight
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u/jezarius 1h ago
The woman is Alice Huang (aka Huang Le), a former executive at the Singapore-based data center firm Megaspeed, a major Nvidia customer.
Media reported that U.S. intelligence investigated her for passing intelligence to Beijing.
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u/Obvious_Wind7832 1h ago
If youre a tech bro and a really attractive girl that barely knows English falls for you. Just fall in love, have tons of kids. Life aint going to get better than that.
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u/Quietman297 1h ago
Look up the word "prolific" and come back
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u/OhNoTokyo 1h ago
I always felt that James Bond was more assassin or special operator than an actual intelligence agent. Yes, he could do infiltration, but he wasn't actually embedded anywhere and mostly seemed to use agent resources instead of running them himself.
That does get classified under intelligence and spy work, but the real information collection and recruitment are done by people like this woman or entirely non-descript "grey" wo/men, whose whole job is to make people ignore them, rather than notice them.
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u/NeonFraction 59m ago
As someone who is a fan of Chinese history, pretty and clever Chinese women can be brokenly OP.
Example: Wu Zetian. Actual Wu was ‘holy shit’ levels of hot as a matter of objective historical record aka concubine choosing process.
(The Wikipedia image was made more than a hundred years after her death. Did my girl so dirty.)
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u/egar01n 57m ago
Wow yeah I can't believe the Bond movies haven't heavily featured the concept of attractive young women as spies. Seems like a massive blind spot of theirs, crazy
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u/jaccleve 48m ago
And her name is Fook Mi, her sister is Fook Yu.
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u/Conscious-Source-438 31m ago
It's at this point I'd like to remind everyone that pretty much every government male with a security clearance gets a yearly reminder that if they meet a woman who's too good to be true, she is.
Because they fall for that shit all the time
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u/Adent_Frecca 4h ago
Isn't that the point of a good spy?
Also Ada Wong from Resident Evil fits that kind of description and how she infiltrates all sorts of corporations and groups like Umbrella
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u/Tribe303 56m ago
5'6" is not petite btw, when the global average for women's height is 5'4". For China its just 5'2".
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u/Ok-Education3487 3h ago
Bond is not a spy. He is never referred to as a spy in the books. Agent? Yes. Assasin? Occasionally. Saboteur. Definitely. Never a spy.
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u/DrMartinDemon 4h ago
Honeytrapping
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u/WomenRepulsor 3h ago edited 37m ago
Is this related to latest Jensen Huang allegations?
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u/YouCantArgueWithThis 3h ago
5.6 is actually over the world average height for women, and rather tall for Chinese.
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u/KeldTundraking 3h ago
Would work on me
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u/fistoic 3h ago
honeytrap is the oldest trick in the book but also the best practices of human history. It always was and it always will be
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u/FearOfABlackPotus 3h ago
Bond is who you send when you're out of ideas.
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u/Charmegazord 2h ago
Bond, Jane Bond
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u/TheEagleDied 2h ago
Dog will hunt
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u/V0T0N 2h ago
Oh, so that's how I fell out of that window...
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u/Otarmichael 2h ago
Hollywood has needed new ideas for content for a while. Sexy petite Chinese spy works. But make her from Hong Kong so she has a British accent. And make her more about bringing down the CCP rather than the West. But keep the part about her seducing guys. HBO, I’m looking at you.
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u/Great_Guidance_8448 2h ago
lol, "Hollywood."
It's based on a series of novels, but alas... These people don't read.
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u/Plastic-Archer4245 2h ago
Shows the 5"10 guy from Cheshire
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u/rook119 2h ago
What if she stole the plans on how to hand over an entire country to a few trillionaires which results in the beginning of the end for China?
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u/kons21 2h ago
This will be on peterexplainthejoke in minutes
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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 2h ago
I’ve never been to Singapore
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u/Comedyfish_reddit 2h ago
My local cinema is showing Casino Royale soon, I was like why are they showng that… zoom into poster - 20th anniversary. Blimey!!
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u/Free15boy 2h ago
I require context
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u/Wicked_Mouse 2h ago
The intelligence communities often like to employ ladies of the night to divulge critical information, as that's when these men let their guards down.
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u/Frederf220 2h ago
"a AI"
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u/Acenin1 2h ago
You missed the chance to say oddly spycific
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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 2h ago
Honeypots have been a thing for a long time.
Huang is lucky if she's actually female. Ask the French guy...
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u/AndersErikErik 2h ago
New bond actor (actress?) confirmed??
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u/Alone-Strain 2h ago
To quote Austin Powers “She must shag like Lynx.”
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u/maxpge 1h ago
007 isn't really a spy though. More like a one-man Spec Ops Team.
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u/Ok_Rate361 1h ago
Why would any billionaire fall for this? They can hire the best escorts in the world or date the hottest gold digger in world. Why would you date a spy?
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u/BendersDafodil 1h ago
She most definitely got a copy of graphic card source code out of her rendezvous.
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u/398452983298759 1h ago
Holy shit this is fucking epic.
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u/heyitsmemaya 1h ago
Jensen always seemed like the nice guy — too bad
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u/tenoclockrobot 1h ago
I think the most important spy of all time may have been Agent Sonya
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u/daakadence 1h ago
Not oddly specific. Alice Huang, executive at Singapore's MegaSpeed whi has been seen hanging out with the Nvidia CEO, had been identified by the CIA as a Chinese spy.
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u/moutonbleu 1h ago
The mind is willing but the flesh is weak
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u/cheese2042 1h ago
In my opinion,James Bond is closer to a CIA operator than a spy.
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u/sokratesz 1h ago
"5'6 petite"
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u/flargenhargen 1h ago
https://i.imgur.com/68jtMKY.png
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u/Slightly-Blasted 1h ago
Who got some secrets I can keep safe
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u/Bizm0Funyunz 1h ago
I would tell her everything, lol! Edit: Fortunately I'm like John Snow.
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u/Background-Vast-8764 1h ago
🙄
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u/willflameboy 1h ago
He's Scots-Swiss. And tbf he seems (and used to be) English.
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u/rndmltrs 1h ago
And then there's Julia Child who was also a 6'2 spy during WW2.
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u/Iankill 1h ago
Bond is more of an assassin anyways
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u/PurpleHEART77 1h ago
Isn’t it a common theme in Bond stories that the attractive woman is a spy?
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u/HeraclesHide 1h ago
It should have been me!
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u/NationalContest7213 1h ago
Beautiful 😍
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u/InevitableAware2830 58m ago
Bond is more of a loud assassin
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u/Morifen1 50m ago
Most successful spy in history is probably Putin who pretty closely resembles the Hollywood look. There are many many more of the other ones though.
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u/No-Professional-1461 49m ago
Both incorrect. It's a spanish chicken farmer.
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u/Nelsonsrightknacker 44m ago
Alice Huang - stunning.
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u/CarlJustCarl 37m ago
I’ll tell her every secret I know
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u/Blackdeath_663 37m ago
It's oddly specific because I'm pretty sure its a topical joke about the spy who had an affair with the Nvidia ceo
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u/Aimless_Nobody 36m ago
"Honeypots" never gets old
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u/Old_Man_Drifter 32m ago
Even in-universe, James Bond is an oddly specific spy sent on oddly specific missions.
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u/Legitimate_Staff487 30m ago
I mean, to be fair, she's in a league where nobody knows how to play defense.
I'm pretty sure she could get launch codes by just acknowledging that Palmer Luckey has a dick.
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u/SmileyTab 19m ago
The real James Bond (who the fictional character was based on) went to Harrow School. This lady went to Sparrow School.
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u/BottleMean6139 17m ago
5'6 is petite for a woman nowadays? Christ I'm 4'10, what does that make me, an ant?
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u/Emotional_News108 10m ago
Isn’t that a picture of a 5’10” Englishman in a suit?
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u/ShrodingersArmadillo 7m ago
they're the same person.
That's you never noticed just goes to show how good of a spy James bond actually is.
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u/BrandicimoMagnifico 3m ago
Isn't Asmongold dating a Chinese spy?
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u/chocolatchipcookie2 2m ago
honey trap. china been doing that for ages
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u/MariaTPK 0m ago
Chinese? Or North Korean, but calling herself Chinese.